| 20 Aug 08 | Hmmm (3) | (25 Aug 08, 4:57 PM by simonelibra) |
| Vanilla dating. How weird is that! |
| 22 May 08 | Complete and utter cult. (2) | (22 May 08, 5:21 PM by StanBWonderful) |
| Scientology is a cult. [more...]
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| 27 Feb 08 | Earthquake? (30) | (1 Mar 08, 10:16 PM by stormgirl) |
| Pardon my asking, but did we just have some sort of earthquake? My London flat just shook like nobody's business! |
| 9 Feb 08 | I am not a sock puppet. | (9 Feb 08, 1:24 AM by zelie) |
| I walked into work today and was addressed as smoo. The person in question SWEARS it was an accident but now i am suffering from existential angst. What to do? |
| 25 Sep 07 | Ow! Not a masochist. :-( (1) | (25 Sep 07, 7:07 PM by Litany) |
| You'd think i'd have learnt to walk downstairs by my time of life. Or at least learnt not to leave a magazine lying on them. One prolonged slither later I discovered what a pulled muscle feels like. [more...]
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| 2 Aug 07 | So who is Romola talking about? (15) | (3 Aug 07, 11:55 PM by Romola) |
| romola: oh jeez, never tell bluemax, but, yes, i could do him [more...]
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| 22 May 07 | Little things. | (22 May 07, 6:47 PM by zelie) |
| It's the little things I find off-putting. Today I was contacted by somebody for the usual reasons. I checked out the profile and whilst it was a typical, run-of-the-mill non-offensive profile there was one tiny thing that put me off. This guy states that his proposed-sub will love being dominated by someone of superior intellect. A tiny, tiny comment in an otherwise ok profile. But it's a deal-breaker. [more...]
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| 17 May 07 | Bad girls should be punished. (4) | (18 May 07, 3:11 AM by zelie) |
| Not frikken rewarded. [more...]
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| 9 May 07 | Step right up. | (9 May 07, 10:03 PM by zelie) |
| Pamperers this way please. This zelerton insists on the very best possible pampering and is now taking applicants. Bubbles are a must. |
| 6 May 07 | Grrrrrr. | (6 May 07, 12:10 AM by zelie) |
| I'm sulking. [more...]
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| 23 Apr 07 | Procrastinations Inc. (2) | (23 Apr 07, 8:05 PM by erath) |
| Tsk. Why is it that when I know I need to do something important yet can't be bothered there is nobody around to kick my arse about it? There should be a shop - sort of like a nanny agency - where you can email them in a list of things you need to do and if you haven't done them by a certain date they'll send somebody over to stand over you with a wooden spoon. [more...]
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| 16 Apr 07 | Jools Holland is an utter cunt. (13) | (17 Apr 07, 8:11 PM by zelie) |
| Yesterday i nipped to the cash machine whilst it was feeling poorly. Poor bugger just wanted to crash and there was i stuffing a card in it's gob. In it's position i'd probably do as it did and go into a bit of a panic. It shut down totally for a while but then realised that i was prodding it and wouldn't go away. So it opened up its screen and tried to baffle me with numbers. Not nice 'you've got lots of money' type numbers but more 'runtime error' sorta thing. I just wanted my card back so ignored it's unhealthy pallor and tried prodding the cancel button again. I think that pissed it off cos [more...]
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| 10 Apr 07 | My profile picture. (1) | (10 Apr 07, 11:09 PM by houndofhades) |
| After the discussion on a recent thread I thought I'd put a bit here about my own profile pic. [more...]
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| 8 Apr 07 | On things Zelie and Romola object to. | (8 Apr 07, 3:25 PM by zelie) |
| zelie: oh that girl - she's so.....32! [more...]
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| 22 Mar 07 | Ho hum. *twiddling my thumbs* | (22 Mar 07, 4:13 PM by zelie) |
| Dear Amazon, [more...]
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| 14 Mar 07 | Let's get a few things cleared up here. | (14 Mar 07, 3:11 PM by zelie) |
| Point the first. As a fairly long term member of IC i'd say anyone thinking that a shared interest in BDSM creates a 'community' is living in cloud cuckoo land. Just because you put a bunch of kiddies who like the colour blue in a room doesn't mean it's all super happy fun time. [more...]
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| 1 Feb 07 | Whoops! Sorry sisters! | (1 Feb 07, 12:18 AM by zelie) |
| Oh dear i appear to have set feminism back a couple of decades. [more...]
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| 4 Jan 07 | Did i just turn Domme? | (4 Jan 07, 11:07 PM by zelie) |
| Today i kidnapped somebody and held them prisoner in the dark. [more...]
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| 16 Dec 06 | In which i do some extremely dull things. | (16 Dec 06, 9:29 PM by zelie) |
| God i even bore myself silly at times. I have been making amendments to train timetables and colouring in a booklet for work today. *yawn* [more...]
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| 13 Dec 06 | Hello lampost. | (13 Dec 06, 2:58 PM by zelie) |
I love days like today. I had things to do at work and somebody important didn't turn up/got waylaid/has been kidnapped. So i sat around for a couple of hours finishing off 'Running With Scissors' and watching TV. When i eventually ran out of things to amuse myself i suggested that a manager could be a bit proactive - so they sent me home.  [more...]
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