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 <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 23:17:11 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Kinkfest</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/202687/</link>
 <description>After waking at such a ridiculous early hour that we woke up the cat, we made our way to Conway Hall for 8.45 (ish).  In the end, it was a 25 minute &apos;ish&apos;, but no one seemed to mind.  Altheus makes a fine packhorse, I&apos;m very good at holding his bag (I&apos;m very useful to have in any situation, no one can hold a bag like me).</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:32:15 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Frolicking In The Woods With The North Down Ponies</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/189600/</link>
 <description>Hasn&apos;t it been a lovely day?  Bright and warm and perfect to wander in the woods.  The North Down Pony Club had an &apos;open day&apos; and after an epic case of getting lost we finally arrived at the glorious location around 2ish.</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:26:33 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>There&#39;s A Report Button!?!?!</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/188663/</link>
 <description>By heck.</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:56:54 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>A Foolish Challenge</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/187429/</link>
 <description>Why do I let my mouth run away with me?  You&apos;d think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut.</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:54:55 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Remember, Good People...</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/186225/</link>
 <description>It&apos;s only a website.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:13:51 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>I&#39;ve Just Been Told That Llamas Aren&#39;t Giraffes.</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/184830/</link>
 <description>Look, I&apos;ve been obsessed with kicking giraffes for a few days now.  There&apos;s a farm near us that has llamas.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:52:24 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>And Then There Was Velvet</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/184319/</link>
 <description>You bleed just to know you&apos;re alive.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:01:34 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Giraffe Kicking - An Olympic Sport</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/183537/</link>
 <description>I&apos;m proposing that for the London Olympic the ancient and noble, but oddly almost unheard of, sport of Giraffe Kicking be included.</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:34:57 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>I&#39;m A Failure!</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/183387/</link>
 <description>I made such a terrible mistake today.  Monday is laundry day.   There are rules, after all.  Well, I collected the towels from the bathroom last night and placed them in the clothes bin.</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:57:21 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Can&#39;t Sleep.  Jericho.  Bad Dreams.</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/182475/</link>
 <description>I broke a personal rule last night.  I posted between the hours of two and six am.  I couldn&apos;t sleep.  Honestly, I simply couldn&apos;t.  I know why.  It always happen when I&apos;m just about to start on the rag.</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:30:22 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Zap.  Squeak.  Bastard!</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/182333/</link>
 <description>Alternative title: Adventures With An E-Stim.</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:39:14 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Happy &lt;bounce&gt;  &lt;bounce&gt;</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/174328/</link>
 <description>I&apos;ve just ordered the new Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife DVD.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:33:44 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>When Your World Falls Apart</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/171341/</link>
 <description>Two weeks ago, my father died suddenly in his sleep.  He was 64.  My Mum phoned me at 5.20 in the morning and I went into complete shock.  I was screaming and screaming.  It does seem rather vague now.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:19:21 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Excuse Me For One Moment...</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/169327/</link>
 <description>DIE! DIE! YOU ANNOYING FUCKERS.  JUST FUCK OFF!</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 23:20:22 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>The New Staines Munch</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/169008/</link>
 <description>I do have a vested interest, I helped run the old Staines munch.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:10:10 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Mr and Mrs Altheus</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/164715/</link>
 <description>He made me his wife.  We spent a few days in Paris where we spent most of our time behind a &apos;Do Not Disturb&apos; sign (we did get to see Rodin&apos;s garden which is fabulous as we sat in glorious golden sunshine making up stories about the statues).</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:20:50 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Goodbye flaire</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/164155/</link>
 <description>Hello, The Respectable Mrs Altheus.  This is my last day as a single woman, my last day of freedom.  </description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:41:50 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>My Survey!</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/163847/</link>
 <description>1. What was the highlight of your week? The earthshattering play and sex on Sunday</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:51:57 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>There&#39;s a Chocolate Society!</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/163681/</link>
 <description>Apparently it was established in 1991 &quot;to promote the consumption and pure enjoyment of the finest quality chocolate&quot;.</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:47:40 GMT</pubDate>
 <title>Congratulations, Fluffy Welsh Angel</title>
 <link>http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/162977/</link>
 <description>On changing the bed linen.  </description>
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