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Posted by x_flaire_x on Thu 10 Apr 08, 11:56 AM
Why do I let my mouth run away with me? You'd think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut.
Fresh in the post this morning arrived a quirt (which looks a little like this). When I purchased said item from Ebay, for a very reasonable £12 including delivery, a couple of weeks ago I thought it looked rather harmless.
Wrong. Wronger than a very wrong thing.
It's rather brutal. So, I've decided to hide it. Now, you'd think I'd keep silent about it's arrival. Oh, noes, not I. Here goes the phone call...
Me - That quirt's arrived and I've hidden it.
Altheus - I'd forgot about that (Damn, thinks I, me and my big mouth). Tell me where you've put it.
Me - No! (I'm highly submissive as you can tell)
Altheus - Hmmmm?
Me - You'll have to torture it out of me! (A part of me at this point was shouting 'shut up, you silly tart')
Altheus - Fine, you'll last 30 seconds.
Me - You'll never break me. (Silly, silly)
I'm hopeless. And can I just mention how unfair life is as a submissive.
f x
Replies
10 Apr 08, 12:05 PM
MMs_lavenderblossom
UK, 5 yrs 
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OUCH!!!
I would have hid that too!  Vanilla sex is like a 99 ice cream - without the flake (me)
"Seal my fate with your kiss forever on my lips"(d'Virgilio)
"Between tomorrow and today there is a bridge across forever" (Morse)
"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get covered in dirt but the pig enjoys it"
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10 Apr 08, 12:16 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs
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I've trying to think of a good place. Maybe I should wrap it in plastic and put it into the bag of kitty litter. He'd never look there.
Unless he looks at this post, of course.
Damn.
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10 Apr 08, 12:21 PM
teach_me
UK, 2 yrs
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oooooooooo that looks nice  WANT ONE ........ sussed it i'll come round before altheus gets home and steal it
but yes you are a silly tart lol ....... you should have said it's arrived but it was broken so i've sent it back  if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too
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10 Apr 08, 12:23 PM
jukejointjezabel
UK(SO), 23 mths
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It's been nice knowing you, Flaire...  |
10 Apr 08, 12:23 PM
dementia_von_gurth
8 mths |
you could always say that a racoon red bear cat came into the house and ran off with it !!!! save the cheerleader save the world ..... Hiro Nakamura
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10 Apr 08, 12:25 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs
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teach_me wrote:
you should have said it's arrived but it was broken so i've sent it back
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I'll say that next time. However, I could say the cat ate it. She's very fond of chewing leather tails.
Believeable?
f x Cookie Monster In Bondage!
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Edited 10 Apr 08, 12:26 PM by x_flaire_x
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10 Apr 08, 12:27 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs
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Eeek!
Maybe I should hide too? Anyone in need of domestic servant who can be hidden in a pantry?
f x Cookie Monster In Bondage!
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10 Apr 08, 12:44 PM
Degenerate
UK, 19 mths
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x_flaire_x wrote:
Why do I let my mouth run away with me? You'd think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut.
Fresh in the post this morning arrived a quirt (which looks a little like this). When I purchased said item from Ebay, for a very reasonable £12 including delivery, a couple of weeks ago I thought it looked rather harmless.
Wrong. Wronger than a very wrong thing.
It's rather brutal. So, I've decided to hide it. Now, you'd think I'd keep silent about it's arrival. Oh, noes, not I. Here goes the phone call...
Me - That quirt's arrived and I've hidden it.
Altheus - I'd forgot about that (Damn, thinks I, me and my big mouth). Tell me where you've put it.
Me - No! (I'm highly submissive as you can tell)
Altheus - Hmmmm?
Me - You'll have to torture it out of me! (A part of me at this point was shouting 'shut up, you silly tart')
Altheus - Fine, you'll last 30 seconds.
Me - You'll never break me. (Silly, silly)
I'm hopeless. And can I just mention how unfair life is as a submissive.
f x
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*laughs evilly* oh honey you're SO gonna get it when your loved one returns home!!!!!!!!
nice new implement ACT NOW BEFORE WE LOSE OUR PHOTOS!! It only takes as long as posting messages here in the forums. see here http://www.backlash-uk.org.uk/ for sample letters. emark: "send a message to a Lord (pick one from http://www.theyworkforyou.com/peers and follow the links to send message at http://www.writetothem.com
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10 Apr 08, 12:57 PM
Vicious_Delicious
UK(KY), 4 yrs |
do you have a link to buy said stingy thingy?? Angel
I had my wings spread and was soarin high ....TILL..... some cunt shot me down !!
To be yerself is to be happy on the inside and out
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10 Apr 08, 1:02 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs
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Miss_Agro wrote:
do you have a link to buy said stingy thingy??
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I got it from here on Ebay. It's from the US and took about a fortnight to arrive. Their Ebay shop also has loads of bullwhips, stockwhips and differing sizes of quirts. Very reasonably priced too.
f x Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.
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