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A Foolish Challenge (22)

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Posted by x_flaire_x on Thu 10 Apr 08, 11:56 AM

Why do I let my mouth run away with me? You'd think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut.

Fresh in the post this morning arrived a quirt (which looks a little like this). When I purchased said item from Ebay, for a very reasonable £12 including delivery, a couple of weeks ago I thought it looked rather harmless.

Wrong. Wronger than a very wrong thing.

It's rather brutal. So, I've decided to hide it. Now, you'd think I'd keep silent about it's arrival. Oh, noes, not I. Here goes the phone call...

Me - That quirt's arrived and I've hidden it.

Altheus - I'd forgot about that (Damn, thinks I, me and my big mouth). Tell me where you've put it.

Me - No! (I'm highly submissive as you can tell)

Altheus - Hmmmm?

Me - You'll have to torture it out of me! (A part of me at this point was shouting 'shut up, you silly tart')

Altheus - Fine, you'll last 30 seconds.

Me - You'll never break me. (Silly, silly)

I'm hopeless. And can I just mention how unfair life is as a submissive.

f x

Replies

10 Apr 08, 12:05 PM
MMs_lavenderblossom
UK, 4 yrs 
OUCH!!!

I would have hid that too! :-D

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10 Apr 08, 12:16 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs 
MMs_lavenderblossom wrote:
OUCH!!!

I would have hid that too! :-D

I've trying to think of a good place. Maybe I should wrap it in plastic and put it into the bag of kitty litter. He'd never look there.

Unless he looks at this post, of course.

Damn.

f x

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Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.

10 Apr 08, 12:21 PM
teach_me
UK, 2 yrs 
oooooooooo that looks nice :-) WANT ONE ........ sussed it i'll come round before altheus gets home and steal it :-)

but yes you are a silly tart lol ....... you should have said it's arrived but it was broken so i've sent it back ;-)

if you have a problem with something i've said or done ........ feel free to tell DM, .......so he can rip the piss out of you too :-D

10 Apr 08, 12:23 PM
jukejointjezabel
UK, 20 mths 
It's been nice knowing you, Flaire... :-(
10 Apr 08, 12:23 PM
dementia_von_gurth
UK, 5 mths 
you could always say that a racoon red bear cat came into the house and ran off with it !!!!

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10 Apr 08, 12:25 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs 
teach_me wrote:
you should have said it's arrived but it was broken so i've sent it back ;-)

I'll say that next time. However, I could say the cat ate it. She's very fond of chewing leather tails.

Believeable?

f x

Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.

Edited 10 Apr 08, 12:26 PM by x_flaire_x

10 Apr 08, 12:27 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs 
jukejointjezabel wrote:
It's been nice knowing you, Flaire... :-(

Eeek!

Maybe I should hide too? Anyone in need of domestic servant who can be hidden in a pantry?

f x

Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.

10 Apr 08, 12:44 PM
Degenerate
UK, 17 mths 
x_flaire_x wrote:
Why do I let my mouth run away with me? You'd think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut.

Fresh in the post this morning arrived a quirt (which looks a little like this). When I purchased said item from Ebay, for a very reasonable £12 including delivery, a couple of weeks ago I thought it looked rather harmless.

Wrong. Wronger than a very wrong thing.

It's rather brutal. So, I've decided to hide it. Now, you'd think I'd keep silent about it's arrival. Oh, noes, not I. Here goes the phone call...

Me - That quirt's arrived and I've hidden it.

Altheus - I'd forgot about that (Damn, thinks I, me and my big mouth). Tell me where you've put it.

Me - No! (I'm highly submissive as you can tell)

Altheus - Hmmmm?

Me - You'll have to torture it out of me! (A part of me at this point was shouting 'shut up, you silly tart')

Altheus - Fine, you'll last 30 seconds.

Me - You'll never break me. (Silly, silly)

I'm hopeless. And can I just mention how unfair life is as a submissive.

f x

*laughs evilly* oh honey you're SO gonna get it when your loved one returns home!!!!!!!!

nice new implement :)

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10 Apr 08, 12:57 PM
Vicious_Delicious
UK, 4 yrs 
do you have a link to buy said stingy thingy??

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10 Apr 08, 1:02 PM
x_flaire_x
UK, 6 yrs 
Miss_Agro wrote:
do you have a link to buy said stingy thingy??

I got it from here on Ebay. It's from the US and took about a fortnight to arrive. Their Ebay shop also has loads of bullwhips, stockwhips and differing sizes of quirts. Very reasonably priced too.

:-)

f x

Cookie Monster In Bondage!
Any posts made between the hours of 2am and 6am are the product of a drink-addled, sleep-deprived mind and hence don't count. Thank you.

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