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| 28 Nov 09 | It's Going To Be One Of Those Nights... (25) | (29 Nov 09, 9:35 AM by MisterBear) |
| Therefore, tonight and only tonight I will be offering jelly babies to ALL the wonderful folk of Informed Consent. [more...] | ||
| 1 Nov 09 | Chopping Wood (6) | (2 Nov 09, 7:31 AM by MissLioness) |
| There is something beautiful in watching a man chop wood. I watch him through the window, sneakily peeking, twitching the curtain. Thud, as the axe falls. I sigh. Thud. Thud. Heavy sigh. [more...] | ||
| 12 Sep 09 | The Perverted Population of Oxfordshire... (4) | (26 Sep 09, 6:59 PM by MisterBear) |
| ...are about to be increased by two. [more...] | ||
| 16 May 09 | I'm Voting For The Roman Soldiers. (13) | (17 May 09, 12:13 AM by Anarchtea) |
| Ah, Ukraine...thank you. Thank you for the Roman Soldiers in their little silver loincloths. [more...] | ||
| 1 Jan 09 | To You | (1 Jan 09, 4:01 AM by x_flaire_x) |
| Well, my love. [more...] | ||
| 2 Aug 08 | Kinkfest (6) | (4 Aug 08, 4:36 PM by wicked_lady) |
| After waking at such a ridiculous early hour that we woke up the cat, we made our way to Conway Hall for 8.45 (ish). In the end, it was a 25 minute 'ish', but no one seemed to mind. Altheus makes a fine packhorse, I'm very good at holding his bag (I'm very useful to have in any situation, no one can hold a bag like me). [more...] | ||
| 26 Apr 08 | Frolicking In The Woods With The North Down Ponies (3) | (26 Apr 08, 9:55 PM by mollie) |
| Hasn't it been a lovely day? Bright and warm and perfect to wander in the woods. The North Down Pony Club had an 'open day' and after an epic case of getting lost we finally arrived at the glorious location around 2ish. [more...] | ||
| 19 Apr 08 | There's A Report Button!?!?! (119) | (20 Apr 08, 9:29 PM by MisterBear) |
| By heck. [more...] | ||
| 10 Apr 08 | A Foolish Challenge (22) | (11 Apr 08, 9:36 AM by Master_of_lb) |
| Why do I let my mouth run away with me? You'd think after all these years I would have learnt to keep it shut. [more...] | ||
| 22 Mar 08 | I've Just Been Told That Llamas Aren't Giraffes. (21) | (19 Apr 08, 3:07 PM by Paul99) |
| Look, I've been obsessed with kicking giraffes for a few days now. There's a farm near us that has llamas. [more...] | ||
| 11 Mar 08 | Giraffe Kicking - An Olympic Sport (7) | (12 Mar 08, 1:43 PM by spirifer) |
| I'm proposing that for the London Olympic the ancient and noble, but oddly almost unheard of, sport of Giraffe Kicking be included. [more...] | ||
| 10 Mar 08 | I'm A Failure! (16) | (11 Mar 08, 12:18 AM by teach_me) |
| I made such a terrible mistake today. Monday is laundry day. There are rules, after all. Well, I collected the towels from the bathroom last night and placed them in the clothes bin. [more...] | ||
| 3 Mar 08 | Zap. Squeak. Bastard! (11) | (4 Mar 08, 5:29 PM by MisterBear) |
| Alternative title: Adventures With An E-Stim. [more...] | ||
| 3 Jan 08 | Happy <bounce> <bounce> (24) | (3 Jan 08, 8:24 PM by Altheus) |
| I've just ordered the new Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife DVD. [more...] | ||
| 9 Dec 07 | When Your World Falls Apart (38) | (13 Dec 07, 10:08 PM by MissKitty) |
| Two weeks ago, my father died suddenly in his sleep. He was 64. My Mum phoned me at 5.20 in the morning and I went into complete shock. I was screaming and screaming. It does seem rather vague now. [more...] | ||
| 23 Nov 07 | Excuse Me For One Moment... (27) | (24 Nov 07, 2:00 AM by Miss_Diagnosis) |
| DIE! DIE! YOU ANNOYING FUCKERS. JUST FUCK OFF! [more...] | ||
| 20 Nov 07 | The New Staines Munch (5) | (21 Nov 07, 12:39 AM by x_flaire_x) |
| I do have a vested interest, I helped run the old Staines munch. [more...] | ||
| 16 Oct 07 | Mr and Mrs Altheus (39) | (20 Oct 07, 7:44 AM by Mrs_Smith) |
| He made me his wife. We spent a few days in Paris where we spent most of our time behind a 'Do Not Disturb' sign (we did get to see Rodin's garden which is fabulous as we sat in glorious golden sunshine making up stories about the statues). [more...] | ||
| 12 Oct 07 | Goodbye flaire (49) | (13 Oct 07, 11:53 PM by mini_velvet) |
| Hello, The Respectable Mrs Altheus. This is my last day as a single woman, my last day of freedom. [more...] | ||
| 9 Oct 07 | My Survey! (6) | (10 Oct 07, 1:36 PM by x_flaire_x) |
| 1. What was the highlight of your week? The earthshattering play and sex on Sunday [more...] | ||
