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| tony999 |
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| 13 Nov 11 | We are Stardust (8) | (14 Nov 11, 8:51 PM by tony999) |
| I discovered something amazing last night. Ok I didn't discover it someone else did. But I learnt it. [more...] | ||
| 2 Oct 11 | That's the last time ..... (2) | (2 Oct 11, 3:55 PM by a_dearheart) |
I ask my girlfriend to sit on my face using my Sean Connery accent.  | ||
| 13 Aug 11 | I want to (7) | (14 Aug 11, 4:20 PM by american_girl) |
| I want to thrash you, humiliate you, totally subjugate you and treat you as an object. A living doll for use. [more...] | ||
| 11 Jun 11 | Mississippi (1) | (12 Jun 11, 7:27 AM by Monkey_Wench) |
| Having a quiet one in I inevitably surf Youtube and strum along to some tunes, and anyone old enough to remember the long hot summer of '76 will remember this one. [more...] | ||
| 1 May 11 | Jimmy Carr tonight (1) | (1 May 11, 9:46 AM by MissAnnThropist) |
| As the title suggests I'm just back from seeing the aforementioned Jimmy Carr. [more...] | ||
| 28 Jan 11 | So it's true (4) | (29 Jan 11, 12:59 PM by magpieuk) |
| Just found out today that what goes around really does come around. [more...] | ||
| 31 Mar 10 | Which of these is most correct? (26) | (4 Apr 10, 12:28 PM by Arbuthnot) |
| A - A bird and a fish may fall in love but where would they make a home? ( I know this is a question, but consider the inference). [more...] | ||
| 15 Feb 10 | Love can't be a bad thing can it? (3) | (15 Feb 10, 7:51 PM by tony999) |
| If Valentines day only serves to remind us of this and encourage us to celebrate it even if we're alone and have no romantic partner then I'm for it. [more...] | ||
| 21 Jan 10 | Who wants a GUARANTEED smile put on their face? (13) | (21 Jan 10, 5:04 PM by Jons_Amaranth) |
| And I do mean guaranteed, no matter how depressed you might be. [more...] | ||
| 13 Jan 10 | Smoking (9) | (14 Jan 10, 6:18 PM by Missdirection) |
| Warning- This is not pretty. [more...] | ||
| 8 Dec 09 | Carlsberg don't do dirty jokes ..... (5) | (9 Dec 09, 1:20 PM by tony999) |
| To some an outrage, to others a charming and heart warming tale. [more...] | ||
| 28 Oct 09 | Maybe I should make an effort to arrange something (2) | (28 Oct 09, 4:32 PM by tony999) |
| ....for Guy Fawkes night in a weeks time. [more...] | ||
| 28 Jul 09 | Moment of surrender ...... | (28 Jul 09, 3:43 PM by tony999) |
| ... Of your booze and fags. [more...] | ||
| 11 Jul 09 | For the first time in a long time, I feel free (4) | (10 Sep 09, 4:43 PM by Neptunite) |
| Who imprisoned me? I did. [more...] | ||
| 8 Jul 09 | Oh my oh my have you seen the weather? (4) | (8 Jul 09, 11:17 PM by tony999) |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PkIO1SmO8 | ||
| 26 Jun 09 | I heard the news today oh boy (8) | (26 Jun 09, 6:31 AM by slavedave22) |
| Tonight Michael Jackson died. [more...] | ||
| 21 Jun 09 | It's Bruce time | (21 Jun 09, 2:57 AM by tony999) |
| A good night out, a few beers, a good band. [more...] | ||
| 29 Apr 09 | The Dance | (29 Apr 09, 1:22 AM by tony999) |
| I was reading an autobiography recently and it told of an incident when the author and his girlfriend went to see a relationship councillor. [more...] | ||
| 25 Apr 09 | Is it time? | (25 Apr 09, 10:07 PM by tony999) |
| So how strong must you be? [more...] | ||
