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| 28 Nov 09 | .. and it's a boy... | (28 Nov 09, 5:03 PM by snailz) |
| Good grief but it's been a while since I last confessed all, wrote a load of old twaddle or just amused myself with a blog type post that was the equivalent of a quick self-gratifying fumble. [more...] | ||
| 13 Sep 07 | I'm back... or was it front?.. no, no... oh dear | (13 Sep 07, 6:53 PM by snailz) |
For those who can cast their aging memories as far back as the Jurassic period then you'll realise you're quite old  .. [more...]
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| 23 Dec 04 | quick doc we got a pulse!! | (23 Dec 04, 5:36 PM by snailz) |
| Yes yes... rumours of my demise have been completely
blown out of proportion.. along with any stories about
the size of my organ... (yes, it's only a small one,
but you can put in your mouth and blow... Harmonica's
are great though aren't they?! ) [more...]
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| 15 Sep 04 | Nothing like a bit of fresh air | (15 Sep 04, 10:13 AM by snailz) |
| .. or at least that was the advertising slogan adopted and used to cajole me from my dingey little office space and out into the "real" world.. [more...] | ||
| 28 Aug 04 | you've missed this.. no really... | (28 Aug 04, 2:19 AM by snailz) |
| Friend of mine sent me a poem today.. so I felt honour
bound to respond with this... (you can see the one I was
sent at the bottom, I think you'll like it) [more...]
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| 24 Aug 04 | Miscombabulation 101 | (24 Aug 04, 11:40 PM by snailz) |
| The issue of communication is still one that fascinates me and if anyone has ever tried doing the whole dating thing or should I say tried to get a date then you will unwittingly have paid a visit to this course... [more...] | ||
| 24 Aug 04 | Media Affect | (24 Aug 04, 12:52 PM by snailz) |
| You've all heard the arguements for the *cue: big booming voice* affect of violent images on children, etc... and of course the equally *cue: big money backed amplified and better produced smooth talking announcer* loud denials from the industry... [more...] | ||
| 23 Aug 04 | It's all relative Chalie Brown... | (23 Aug 04, 4:29 PM by snailz) |
| Been watching the Christians vs' yee olde' witches debate thing with... erm... well my eyes... and it reminded me of a time I was out in Canada about 14 years ago.. [more...] | ||
| 17 Aug 04 | Work from home Shirley Valentine... | (17 Aug 04, 10:59 AM by snailz) |
| Opened the email today and found this gem... [more...] | ||
| 16 Aug 04 | I am so not bloody tired and irritable... *yawn* | (16 Aug 04, 2:34 PM by snailz) |
| Sound familiar? .. It does to my mum... yes, mum's back. . although thankfully in this instance I'm writing about exploits past and not about another shopping trip a' la Cecil B' de'Mille... [more...] | ||
| 16 Aug 04 | Bloody lucky in bad luck... | (16 Aug 04, 1:20 AM by snailz) |
| This week has been one of those weeks where I've tried my damndest to find lots of reasons to be unhappy and in true Python-esque style my friends and others around me have conspired to have undeliably worse times than me... [more...] | ||
| 5 Aug 04 | Could it be that I might be good at this... Nah, don't be so daft? | (5 Aug 04, 12:39 AM by snailz) |
Been reading the augusta blogs with interest the past
few days and whilst I'd agree that having a fabulous
pair of norks (or in my case, having my hands on such a
pair) was indeed a great thing back in the days of... oh
dear... last century..  [more...]
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| 3 Aug 04 | To blog or not to blog, now what was the question? | (3 Aug 04, 12:49 PM by snailz) |
Hmm.. gotta have a small chuckle at the whole "why we
blog" topic that cropped up... Ta Augusta..  [more...]
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| 1 Aug 04 | How to look a right tit.. or was it left | (1 Aug 04, 10:44 PM by snailz) |
| Now, many of you will no doubt have seen all manner of spam emails telling you how your partner will love you long time if you get a bigger todger, larger wang or HUGE dick... Well, I think I've exploded that little myth somewhat in previous blogs, but up until now I'd never realised that things could actually get worse... [more...] | ||
| 22 Jul 04 | Erm... don't be so bloody stupid.. | (22 Jul 04, 11:29 AM by snailz) |
| How on earth can someone pull off a bone fide act of rape with the express consent of the victim. [more...] | ||
| 16 Jul 04 | good grief, I'm actually going to mention... *gasp*... | (16 Jul 04, 5:49 PM by snailz) |
| Yes, folks.. that's right, this blog will actually have some discussion, information or dare I say it "words" that directly relate to bondage... [more...] | ||
| 4 Jul 04 | Eternal Youth? No thanks. | (4 Jul 04, 11:59 AM by snailz) |
| There's all these people who are constantly seeking the fountain of youth, that elixir that if drunk, rubbed on or simply touched... the one that will render them instantly back to a time when they looked new and sparkly and all the troubles of their middling or old age were a distant future waiting to happen... [more...] | ||
| 1 Jul 04 | Oh alright then... | (1 Jul 04, 2:34 PM by snailz) |
| I'm sure there's more than a few of you who were quietly crossing your fingers and wishing me well in my "head over heels" soujourn back into the world of romance... Well I'd love to say thanks for the good wishes but sadly the more cynical among you won out and I did the old skydive of love.. sans parachute.. [more...] | ||
| 17 Jun 04 | ... and so after much thought... | (17 Jun 04, 1:48 PM by snailz) |
| It's really easy isn't it to get lost in a virtual world where you've built up this acceptance of "normal"... [more...] | ||
| 16 Jun 04 | Today Matthew I'm going to be insufferably happy... | (16 Jun 04, 10:49 AM by snailz) |
| If you don't like bouncy people full of life and the joys of spring and the like then you are sooooo gonna hate me today.. Cos' you see I'm just on cloud nine and there appears to be this rather nifty elevator.. [more...] | ||
