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| 15 Dec 11 | david Cameron (2) | (16 Dec 11, 2:08 PM by swindonbdsmer) |
| David Cameron is seeking urgent talks with Alex Ferguson & Roberto Mancini on the quickest way out of Europe ! | ||
| 20 Nov 11 | Colonic irrigation. (5) | (20 Nov 11, 9:49 PM by ninebelowzero) |
| Who needs it? [more...] | ||
| 13 Nov 11 | Today (1) | (13 Nov 11, 10:06 PM by sweet_mischief) |
| I really miss my old man. [more...] | ||
| 30 Oct 11 | Boys & Willies. | (30 Oct 11, 11:37 AM by ninebelowzero) |
| So in the summer my 7 yr old lad was away on holiday with his mum. She called on her way back to tell me boy was having trouble peeing. So I got an appointment at the docs for him & agreed to take him as it's a man thing. We met up at my local pub & I sat him down to chat about his problem & he told me that his willy keeps going hard & he can't pee. I asked him if it points upward when hard & he said yes. [more...] | ||
| 22 Oct 11 | more crap jokes. (5) | (23 Oct 11, 11:18 AM by Angela688) |
| I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. [more...] | ||
| 22 Oct 11 | Another crap joke. (1) | (22 Oct 11, 11:20 AM by BaldyGargoyle) |
| Went to bed with 2 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! [more...] | ||
| 19 Oct 11 | Another shite joke. | (19 Oct 11, 9:06 PM by ninebelowzero) |
| A little old lady is sitting at a bar sipping her drink, the bartender looks at her and says: [more...] | ||
| 17 Oct 11 | So own up then. (3) | (18 Oct 11, 3:17 AM by SlutLesley) |
| This appears like something someone here would do. [more...] | ||
| 17 Oct 11 | W T F? just been sent this. (3) | (18 Oct 11, 5:15 PM by SlutLesley) |
| WHEN Mandy Mountain's latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong. [more...] | ||
| 15 Oct 11 | Wales. (2) | (15 Oct 11, 5:46 PM by strokes321) |
| On Sam Warburton's sending off [more...] | ||
| 14 Oct 11 | For da Taff Massive. (1) | (14 Oct 11, 10:54 PM by Honeyblue) |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjf81V971w | ||
| 13 Oct 11 | crap jokes as in infinite supply of. (6) | (14 Oct 11, 9:34 PM by SublimeDecadence) |
| 2 cannibals eating a clown....1 turns to the other & says"Does this taste funny to you"? [more...] | ||
| 13 Oct 11 | A crap joke. (6) | (14 Oct 11, 12:00 PM by Mesmeric) |
| A woman takes her very limp duck into the vets lays it on the table, the vet takes out his stethoscope listens to it's chest and says " I'm really sorry but your duck is dead" "are you sure" the woman replies " you haven't done any tests he may just be in a coma" the vet rolls his eyes and walks out, a few minutes later he returns with a black Labrador dog. The dog jumps up on his hind legs sniffs... the duck from top to bottom then looks at the vet with very sad eyes shakes his head and leaves the room. The door opens and in walks a cat, the cat jumps up on to the table walks around the duck gently [more...] | ||
| 13 Oct 11 | Divorce. (1) | (13 Oct 11, 9:13 PM by quietsoul) |
| Well during our relationship the ex was dedicated to making me eat healthily drink less, smoke less & stop me playing sports All of which I did including stopping smoking for 2 yrs. All through that time I was on record as having high blood pressure. [more...] | ||
| 8 Oct 11 | England my England. (9) | (10 Oct 11, 12:39 PM by quietsoul) |
| So it comes to pass. [more...] | ||
| 4 Oct 11 | Goodbye old friend. (1) | (4 Oct 11, 11:10 PM by DanesWood) |
| Finally it had to happen. After 46 days short of 33 years I've had to take forced retirement from the world of egg chasing. [more...] | ||
| 29 Sep 11 | I need a full time slave. | (29 Sep 11, 5:25 PM by ninebelowzero) |
| Why oh why oh why. [more...] | ||
| 7 Sep 11 | 2 Hours of my life wasted again. Movies. | (7 Sep 11, 5:32 PM by ninebelowzero) |
| So I made the mistake of watching the film Valkyrie the other night & sadly it was a waste of 2 hours of my life historically innacurate & just plain shite. I honestly thought that there couldn't be such a tragic waste of something so valuable a commodity after watching 2012 but the bastards managed it. [more...] | ||
| 31 Aug 11 | e-mail warning | (31 Aug 11, 7:49 PM by ninebelowzero) |
| “ EMAIL WARNING!!! If you receive an email saying you've won two Jedward tickets, DO NOT OPEN!!! - It contains two tickets to see Jedward.” | ||
| 24 Aug 11 | Sex Injuries (7) | (26 Aug 11, 9:17 PM by HIS_subf) |
| We've all heard the stories. Well this one is a dilly. My friend was absent from work last week for 3 days, no reason given, on the 3rd night he was knocking on my door. He'd been chucked out by his wife, at first he was reluctant to tell me why but several beers opened him up. He had been in the dogging park in Derby & seeing a car with the interior light on & window open he had stuck his dick through the open window. [more...] | ||
