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| 24 May 12 | Well bugger me (3) | (25 May 12, 4:46 PM by msmeow) |
| I take one night off to take my children to the pictures (Avengers Assemble, totally awesome, btw) and miss a thread on my favourite subject, ie swearing. Bugger. [more...] | ||
| 19 May 12 | Drawing a line (7) | (20 May 12, 12:02 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog) |
| Today is my 22nd wedding anniversary. Except it isn't, as the ex-husband pointed out when I mentioned it, as I've been divorced for the last 6 months. [more...] | ||
| 14 May 12 | Fish finger butty (37) | (15 May 12, 10:52 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog) |
| In a break from misery-blogging, I feel an urgent need to report to IC that the fish finger butty I had earlier is repeating on me alarmingly. [more...] | ||
| 13 May 12 | not as good as I thought I was (12) | (13 May 12, 10:00 PM by curvy_bottom) |
| You told me you try to have sex (which presumably includes horridness) with your wife every day. [more...] | ||
| 3 May 12 | Another moment we shall not speak of again (24) | (6 May 12, 1:06 PM by x_Thunder_x) |
| So, I was away with the beloved Master this week, and it was getting late. I had been tawsed within what felt like an inch of my life, though he said I'd been a big girl about it (I rather feel the brutal marks supported my interpretation) been out for a nice dinner, and was desultorily crawling around, rolling balls he had thrown back to him with my nose, as you do. [more...] | ||
| 28 Apr 12 | Oh dear Christ (22) | (29 Apr 12, 11:41 AM by syndeetoo) |
| OMG. Son number 3, aged 14, has just failed to identify Steve McQueen in the Magnificent Seven. (I'm waiting for our tea to cook and I have no life, which is why I'm watching it again.) [more...] | ||
| 24 Apr 12 | Nairns oatcakes warning (14) | (25 Apr 12, 11:25 AM by fluffyfeathers) |
| I like an oatcake, I do. I even eat Duchy original oat biscuits, and hang the expense. [more...] | ||
| 16 Apr 12 | Oh the shame (27) | (18 Apr 12, 1:31 PM by misunderstoodslave) |
| Just got back to my little house, having been at home with the kids since Good Friday. [more...] | ||
| 14 Apr 12 | Aintree and Giselle (17) | (14 Apr 12, 11:06 PM by Xafar) |
| Can't believe no bleeding heart has yet posted to decry the National after two equine deaths again. [more...] | ||
| 11 Apr 12 | I am so pretty (15) | (21 Apr 12, 8:30 AM by Black0rchid) |
| No really. I am looking so stonkingly attractive today, hair fab, make-up so well put on even oldest son mentioned it (!) and in a pair of grey cropped trousers which are SO slimming I must have them copied by a tailor. [more...] | ||
| 7 Apr 12 | Come on Phil (1) | (7 Apr 12, 11:37 PM by misunderstoodslave) |
| Sitting watching the Masters on tv, (how appropriate) and feeling a bit guilty that I am cheering my fellow leftie Phil Mickelson, who had a stonking back 9, rather than any member of the assorted Brit/Irish Pack. I've always had a soft spot for Phil, for reasons which are unclear to me, as he's exactly the sort of annoying yank I can't be doing with usually. The heart has its reasons, in sports fandom as in all else. Just as, though Lancs are my only and beloved team, always, I will always root for Essex among all the southern pretenders, due to a childhood adoration of Graham Gooch when he [more...] | ||
| 5 Apr 12 | I bring it on myself, of course (8) | (7 Apr 12, 10:16 PM by misunderstoodslave) |
| 20 minutes in to my punishment hour of standing in the corner. [more...] | ||
| 2 Apr 12 | The Gramstapo - an apology (29) | (6 Apr 12, 2:39 AM by Black0rchid) |
| Dear All [more...] | ||
| 23 Mar 12 | Brave new world (5) | (26 Mar 12, 11:55 PM by Grownup_Frankie) |
| O Brave New World, that has such people in it. [more...] | ||
| 6 Feb 12 | new life (8) | (7 Feb 12, 2:33 PM by IrrepressibleSoul) |
| So tomorrow I move into my little house. [more...] | ||
| 14 Jan 12 | Lydia, Lydia - resident geeks pls respond (14) | (15 Jan 12, 9:43 PM by Commander_Kwaaab) |
| Number 3 son (14) is currently obsessed with a game called I think Skyrim (?) Sounds rude to me, but it mostly involves the big family tv only being used to show pictures of hands (it's a first person player thing) walking around and doing magic things. Oh and killing people and horses, apparently for pleasure. [more...] | ||
| 10 Jan 12 | happy (5) | (11 Jan 12, 7:06 AM by Siglorel) |
| For the first time in months I am entirely happy. For tonight at least. [more...] | ||
| 5 Jan 12 | whining as usual (3) | (6 Jan 12, 1:33 PM by Ima_Kant) |
| When I got home, my stapler had arrived. Bloody hell. Good for labia said nice Mr Loc in the memo. Bloody hell. [more...] | ||
| 30 Dec 11 | Not the world's worst (6) | (4 Jan 12, 2:23 AM by Shypeachybottom) |
| Took my wedding ring off today. For good. I'll make up some excuse at work. Cant' wear it another day. [more...] | ||
| 14 Dec 11 | MetaAngel (2) | (14 Dec 11, 1:06 PM by Betony) |
| This is my Christmas angel story: [more...] | ||
