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| 6 Mar 09 | you, me, whoever (6) | (14 Mar 09, 10:40 AM by humanchimp) |
| I've got this friend who's just changed his name, he's 27 and to me it's a bit odd. [more...] | ||
| 13 Feb 09 | blur (16) | (14 Feb 09, 2:24 AM by blacksheepboy) |
| Just an imitation of an imitation of a burnt out photocopy of what used to be a pretty cool life. [more...] | ||
| 31 Dec 08 | class (67) | (15 Jan 09, 11:30 PM by nortyboy) |
| For those who are easily offended I suggest that you look away now because I intend to be offensive. [more...] | ||
| 17 Dec 08 | you (1) | (17 Dec 08, 1:10 AM by Skyhook) |
| I can't catch you when you fall. [more...] | ||
| 14 Nov 08 | Jibber jabber (10) | (4 Dec 08, 10:50 AM by Ariane) |
| “So what animal does a kidney bean come from?” [more...] | ||
| 13 Sep 08 | Fuck (12) | (29 Sep 08, 9:33 PM by Miss_Hardy) |
| Making love is a cliché, a figment of the imagination. So is getting spent, losing yourself, becoming one with another. Lust is an excuse, a blanket to hide everyone's baser needs. [more...] | ||
| 21 Jul 08 | Erections, taxis and bad kebabs (5) | (24 Jul 08, 8:20 PM by akirah) |
| It's kind of ironic that for someone whose hopelessly romantic I am so fucking hopeless at romance. [more...] | ||
| 26 Apr 08 | Sleaze (7) | (29 Apr 08, 7:39 AM by Ariane) |
| Today one of my oldest friends told me he slept with prostitutes. [more...] | ||
| 20 Mar 08 | It always happens in threes (17) | (14 Apr 08, 10:53 AM by fireflame) |
| Half an inch! All I wanted was half an inch off the back and sides, half a fucking inch. [more...] | ||
| 12 Feb 08 | Respect the cock! | (12 Feb 08, 2:55 PM by humanchimp) |
| Well you don't have to necessarily respect the cock but you can at least pause for a moment and take it into consideration. You don't have to take it for dinner or go on long romantic walks but a little attention is no bad thing. [more...] | ||
| 22 Jan 08 | a little perfect cartoon world (3) | (24 Jan 08, 7:36 AM by Luci_girl) |
| I was walking down the street in desperate need of a red pepper and some toothpaste when I looked up and saw the moon. [more...] | ||
| 13 Jan 08 | booze hound (5) | (13 Jan 08, 10:41 PM by ThedaVamp) |
| Sitting, naked and matted, surrounded by my own filth and squalor. [more...] | ||
| 30 Dec 07 | Debauchery (3) | (31 Dec 07, 2:04 PM by ThedaVamp) |
| You've got pink hair, I stole mine from a pikey. [more...] | ||
| 28 Nov 07 | And the award goes to... (6) | (28 Nov 07, 10:59 PM by Ms_Tytania) |
| “And the winner of the best double penetration goes to Stella Honeywinkle!” [more...] | ||
| 7 Nov 07 | bum fun (14) | (14 Nov 07, 3:22 AM by prettyname) |
| Members of the boards, I have something to discuss. [more...] | ||
| 16 Oct 07 | Movers, groovers, cocaine takers, filthy babes and money makers (2) | (16 Oct 07, 8:36 PM by Wiley_Kit) |
| Did anyone ever watch Mr. Bean? [more...] | ||
| 29 Aug 07 | bohemian arseholes (7) | (3 Sep 07, 12:40 PM by dickrigger) |
| “We do it every morning so we feel sexually refreshed” [more...] | ||
| 22 Aug 07 | urges and what not (3) | (23 Aug 07, 3:11 PM by MissyG) |
| I'm not normally the type of guy who goes on about a lack of sex life and frustration and what not but right now I desperately need to fuck something, anything. [more...] | ||
| 10 Jul 07 | food poisoning- the diary (5) | (25 Jul 07, 10:28 PM by Miss_Hardy) |
| Day 1 [more...] | ||
| 29 Jun 07 | time is running out.... (1) | (29 Jun 07, 6:03 PM by Crystal_Eyes) |
| I don't know you and you don't know me but I'm certain that if we could just find somewhere quiet, somewhere alone, a place to talk we'd get on just fine. [more...] | ||
