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| 27 Nov 06 | How Not To Break And Enter! (12) | (28 Nov 06, 12:11 AM by teach_me) |
| Was this filmed at Sainsburys? I bet that it was!! [more...] | ||
| 8 Nov 06 | Germ Warfare or Government Conspiracy? | (8 Nov 06, 5:45 PM by dichotomy) |
| Tis one or the other, of that I have no doubt! Either there is a fiendish plot to spread a vile sickness or President Blah and his cronies have devised yet more ways of making us suffer! [more...] | ||
| 5 Nov 06 | Sixth Sense (5) | (5 Nov 06, 1:51 PM by TushInBoots) |
| I had a strange experience last night.............. [more...] | ||
| 4 Nov 06 | Cold Calls (12) | (5 Nov 06, 9:40 AM by dichotomy) |
| How do they know? Is there a camera in the house? Why is it that I always get a cold call when I am on the loo or I have my head under the sink looking for something? Are they members of the same club that Sainsburys and the people who sell little tins of catfood belong to? [more...] | ||
| 28 Oct 06 | Sainsburys and the Attack of the Kung Foo Granny! (13) | (28 Oct 06, 10:40 PM by fussyone) |
| You have never believed me about the evil plot have you? [more...] | ||
| 17 Sep 06 | My Gorilla (5) | (19 Sep 06, 11:06 PM by dichotomy) |
| I have one you know,a huge hairy gorilla. Well I think I have one. How else would you explain the following: [more...] | ||
| 12 Sep 06 | The Axis of Evil (17) | (20 Sep 06, 10:10 PM by dichotomy) |
| Morrisons, Asda, Sainsburys and now Tesco!! What did I ever do to them? [more...] | ||
| 25 Aug 06 | Fort Dichotomy and Black Coffee (27) | (27 Aug 06, 10:01 AM by dichotomy) |
| The walls are up, the barricades are manned and the sentry (me) is posted. Nobody gets in or out tonight, know why? [more...] | ||
| 20 Aug 06 | Public Humiliation (33) | (21 Aug 06, 8:44 PM by dichotomy) |
| Not my scene at all but I suffered it today. I was blushing with embarrassment, people laughed and pointed and I felt like a complete idiot..... [more...] | ||
| 19 Aug 06 | Attack of the Mad Grannie Part 2 (10) | (20 Aug 06, 10:09 AM by dichotomy) |
| What did I do? Was I a bad person in a previous life? Was I a henchman for Torquemada and put old grannies to torture? Actually that might explain some of the strange dreams I have involving me, a rack and a naked Jessica Alba! Anyway, the mad old grannie with one shoe was there again and although she kept both running shoes on she did manage to disrupt the gym. Well it is hard to concentrate when a black and white cat is chasing a little yellow bird around the place! [more...] | ||
| 14 Aug 06 | Attack of the Crazy Old Woman! (5) | (18 Aug 06, 8:23 PM by MsArachne) |
| It was a Friday like any other Friday and there was no indication of the strange events that would unfold. Read on if you have the nerve for this is a tale of insanity, revenge and pure spine-chilling evil............. [more...] | ||
| 12 Aug 06 | Back to Normal | (12 Aug 06, 12:59 AM by dichotomy) |
| What a week! If ever a week demonstrated that life is indeed a rollercoaster then this was it. Started well, went bad, got really bad, improved, went fecking shite and then got better. Throw in a sphincter twitching white knuckle time at work and an illness and that was the week that was. [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 06 | A very Unhappy Birthday (43) | (8 Aug 06, 12:12 AM by PrincessWoteva) |
| It is my birthday today and it should have been a happy one; A day off and relaxing. [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 06 | Sorry readers! (7) | (7 Aug 06, 12:42 PM by dichotomy) |
| Seems I screwed up somewhere and managed to prevent people replying to my last log. Thanks for the suggestions through the mail though! Oh and a special thank you to Ms Arachne who pointed out that there are paper bags at Sainsburys!! [more...] | ||
| 6 Aug 06 | The Dambusters -- American Style! (6) | (7 Aug 06, 11:04 AM by sweetsens8on) |
| I have a stunning idea for a remake of a classic british film and an American backer!!! Feedback invited [more...] | ||
| 21 Jul 06 | Insults (17) | (23 Jul 06, 7:41 AM by dichotomy) |
| I have been called a few things in my time but I heard a really nasty one tonight. [more...] | ||
| 19 Jul 06 | The All-New Version of a Famous Event! (6) | (20 Jul 06, 7:39 PM by dichotomy) |
| Subject: The 2005 version of the Battle of Trafalgar....... [more...] | ||
| 16 Jul 06 | A Moment of Clarity (4) | (17 Jul 06, 7:49 PM by dichotomy) |
| Bugger! I might be slow and you lot might have known this all along but I have just this minute had a moment of blinding inspiration! [more...] | ||
| 16 Jul 06 | red lights and black ties (2) | (16 Jul 06, 11:45 AM by dichotomy) |
| Once a year, tonight is the night, [more...] | ||
| 3 Jul 06 | Scotland and rascism (28) | (13 Jul 06, 8:12 AM by dichotomy) |
| I am English and I have spent 12 years of my working life in Scotland. I live in England now but I had to visit Scotland last week and I was absolutely appalled at the hatred and rascism directed towards all things English. [more...] | ||
