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| 4 Mar 08 | Chocolate aversion therapy | (4 Mar 08, 3:14 PM by caprycorn) |
| The puppy is producing walnut whips apparently, according to the flying-wenchy who stayed last night. Smelliest bloody walnut whips in the world then, although I do understand what she means. His tummy is still not right, so the nether end product comes out in a soft piped line which ends up in a cone shaped pile. [more...] | ||
| 1 Mar 08 | Family additions | (1 Mar 08, 8:42 AM by caprycorn) |
| So we've been dogless for a while. LBD is in not-so-sunny Scotland, and I don't count the mad whippet as a dog. I am not quite sure what she is, mind you, apart from a menace on four legs. But not a dog. She's all legs and lungs. [more...] | ||
| 26 Feb 08 | The taste of her tears | (26 Feb 08, 8:43 PM by caprycorn) |
| She doesn't like to cry. She gets very stroppy about it, stubborn almost. I can see it, the mental throwing up of bricks. The determination not to give way to tears because that's not what she wants to do. [more...] | ||
| 19 Feb 08 | Explaining being submissive | (19 Feb 08, 6:49 PM by caprycorn) |
| Been following a debate on livejournal between two people whose opinions I respect enormously even though I don't necessarily agree with both of them all of the time. I of course am always right. On the mug that I had for Christmas it says 'Everyone is entitled to my opinion'. Quite right too and just as it should be. [more...] | ||
| 18 Feb 08 | Learning to be | (18 Feb 08, 9:14 PM by caprycorn) |
| It's strange to be thinking that S/m isn't my main driver when my breasts are clouded with bruises. When bloodpricked welts line the underside of each. When my nipples are swollen and chafed because of clover clamps being harshly applied and then twisted off. When I climaxed so hard that I cried afterwards, for no reason that I can explain apart from it was necessary. [more...] | ||
| 15 Feb 08 | Grumbling | (15 Feb 08, 8:59 PM by caprycorn) |
| I miss her. Very much. [more...] | ||
| 27 Jan 08 | And once more it returns. | (27 Jan 08, 11:24 AM by caprycorn) |
| I blogged the other day that it might take me a few days to get my impetus back. It took two. It's back. With a vengeance. [more...] | ||
| 25 Jan 08 | Rain stops play | (25 Jan 08, 6:10 PM by caprycorn) |
| You know, sometimes things go right when you least expect it. Or wrong. Or even both. Take Wednesday evening, trying to get something off the ground and I was doomed by the Stockings of Shite which refused to stay up, and then compounded by J coming home an HOUR earlier than scheduled. Hence slight humorous tantrum of "I give up, it's a plot to thwart me!" [more...] | ||
| 20 Jan 08 | As threatened, a Mrs Doyle moment | (20 Jan 08, 11:36 AM by caprycorn) |
| Rope stuff, especially that delicious sounding stuff which would add such spice to a longer scene and be good for predicament bondage. Pleeeeeeeeeeease. And medical play (including sutures and needles and more catheters and and and lots of lovely sharp things, pretty please??) Don't say I don't ask nicely! [more...] | ||
| 19 Jan 08 | Slinging string | (19 Jan 08, 10:01 AM by caprycorn) |
| I've always been dubious about rope. Why would I bother? Waste of time, cuffs are much more immediate. To be the recipient of rope - no thanks. My excess flesh would bulge out like uncooked sausage, all pink and porky. Not an attractive thought. So it's always been a "perhaps one day when I can be bothered" type activity. [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 08 | The road less travelled | (12 Jan 08, 9:59 AM by caprycorn) |
| Strange mood at the moment. Is it my mojo? Is it that with spring not having sprung yet but the year having turned that the sap is rising again? Or is it just that I'm not a) totally bolloxed and b) not sick and c) not surrounded by cardboard? [more...] | ||
| 6 Jan 08 | Capi's Diner | (6 Jan 08, 9:32 AM by caprycorn) |
| As J now calls it. Otherwise known as various bird feeders and the bird table. Word seems to have gotten round and this garden is becoming very popular amongst the feathered gourmets. And already I have my favourites. [more...] | ||
| 5 Jan 08 | The desperate trio | (5 Jan 08, 12:34 PM by caprycorn) |
| So what's desperate? What's excessive? What's the minimum amount of contact required for a D/s relationship and what's not? There was a thread not so long back called "I am addicted" on the D/s relationships board, I think. I'm not doing the hyperlink job-type thingy because I'm too lazy and also because I'm cackhanded and always make a pigs micky of such things. So instead for anyone interested, get your fingers doing the walking because mine can't be arsed. [more...] | ||
| 2 Jan 08 | I'm going to go and hydrate my meal worms | (2 Jan 08, 2:53 PM by caprycorn) |
| I tell you, that's a sentence I never thought I'd say. [more...] | ||
| 31 Dec 07 | A phalanx of empties and a quick round up | (31 Dec 07, 9:33 AM by caprycorn) |
| First things first, this isn't a hangover, it's a cold. Ok so looking at the rank of bottles in the kitchen (empty - the bottles, not the kitchen) made me realise quite how much we drank yesterday (champagne, 2 bottles of; amaretto, half a bottle of; cava, one bottle of; lindisfarne mead (don't ask me why, some people are just sick), one bottle of; vodka, shots of). If there was any justice I would be hung over. But I'm not, so ner ner ner ner ner. [more...] | ||
| 24 Dec 07 | A very one sided conversation. | (24 Dec 07, 2:32 PM by caprycorn) |
| At Nemesis, on Saturday. [more...] | ||
| 22 Dec 07 | Tone and content | (22 Dec 07, 9:51 AM by caprycorn) |
| Am girding my loins as much as they can be girded in that I don't wear underwear down below (scaffolding is required for the tits, you understand, and probably for the arse too but I have to go without in the lower regions) for a busy day. [more...] | ||
| 19 Dec 07 | Stupidly obvious statements | (19 Dec 07, 6:50 PM by caprycorn) |
| We are back online [more...] | ||
| 11 Dec 07 | Done deal | (11 Dec 07, 8:36 PM by caprycorn) |
| So. [more...] | ||
| 10 Dec 07 | Closing the gap | (10 Dec 07, 9:39 PM by caprycorn) |
| I had a gap. Top teeth, middling towards the back. My teeth have a nasty habit of crumbling, mainly because they are awkward horrible things and the bane of my existence. So about a year ago I put my courage to the sticking place, gritted the crumbling articles and went to the dentist. [more...] | ||
