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| 8 May 12 | Random things about me | (8 May 12, 2:55 PM by boiata) |
| On the rare occasions that I write a weblog I never edit it later, other than maybe to amend a glaring typo and even then usually I don't. I always leave replies open to anyone, although I rarely get involved in long drawn out discussions about whatever I've written. I work on the principle of, "I write, you comment, we've both had our say, so lets move on." [more...] | ||
| 1 Feb 10 | Billy No Mates (13) | (3 Feb 10, 1:59 PM by kitty_claw) |
| I just checked my friends list on facebook and find that I have the rather paltry total of 14, which leaves me deficient to the sum of 136. [more...] | ||
| 30 Jan 10 | 28 eggs a week | (30 Jan 10, 2:33 PM by boiata) |
| In view of the binding effects of eggs, the fact that Margaret Thatcher ate 28 of them a week may explain a great deal? | ||
| 5 Nov 09 | 31 Jul 07 | (5 Nov 09, 10:33 PM by boiata) |
| That was the last time I wrote a blog. maybe it's time I wrote another one? [more...] | ||
| 29 Jul 07 | and more fucking seagulls... (2) | (31 Jul 07, 6:03 PM by boiata) |
| With apologies to teach_me for nicking her seagull story, but she did remind me of this. [more...] | ||
| 22 Jul 07 | If I could dance (3) | (4 Aug 07, 2:25 PM by simonelibra) |
| In You is joy without measure [more...] | ||
| 12 Mar 07 | EGBDF | (12 Mar 07, 11:26 PM by boiata) |
| Every Good Boy Deserves Flogging according to my old music teacher. Now he was in the habit of wearing one of those old style leather belts that were about three inches wide and that is what he used to flog the tone deaf in his class. [more...] | ||
| 15 Oct 06 | Fiona Bruce's Cross (6) | (15 Oct 06, 8:44 PM by redandy) |
| I thought that would get your attention. [more...] | ||
| 9 May 06 | A Bit Of A Do (or quite a weekend) (4) | (11 May 06, 9:49 PM by Clover) |
| Saturday afternoon and it was a leisurely bath and on with the new underwear and dark clothes. Apparently I was likely to be naked or near naked later that night. Well. I had no real intention of being without clothing unless the lighting was very flattering (that means dark), but I splashed out on a new pair of Y fronts …. Just in case. [more...] | ||
| 2 May 06 | Castrati or "Singing in the Pain" (1) | (2 May 06, 6:23 PM by proccie) |
| This should make your eyes water [more...] | ||
| 30 Oct 05 | Routemaster? Some of you will know what I mean (1) | (30 Oct 05, 10:08 AM by Maddie1) |
| Well! What do you know: I don't do a blog for months and then two come along at once. You're all thinking that's very like buses, you wait for ages and then two arrive at the same time. That might be true in London or Birmingham, or wherever you are from, but let me tell you that around 'ere you wait all day for a bloody bus and if it doesn't come then you wait until tomorrow. [more...] | ||
| 26 Oct 05 | Why ARE you submissive? – 4 questions (1) | (26 Oct 05, 8:15 PM by larra_uk) |
| Ok ok, relax… it's a rhetorical question. It is a question that I have been asked on the odd occasion. [more...] | ||
| 16 Mar 05 | Testicles (3) | (1 May 05, 9:14 AM by braveslave) |
| Yes that's right… Bollocks, and they seem to be popping out all over the place. [more...] | ||
| 27 Feb 05 | Two Kangaroos Were Copulating In The Road | (27 Feb 05, 12:58 PM by boiata) |
| So there they were right in the middle of the road making the beast with two backs. They were at it like rabbits, busily making little joeys. [more...] | ||
| 24 Feb 05 | A Dog's Unique Condition (4) | (26 Feb 05, 11:50 PM by boiata) |
| I have a confession to make. I gave up cross-dressing for lent, I never drink ten pints of lager in an evening and only very rarely in a week. Sadly, I do scratch my arse publicly if I think no one is looking [more...] | ||
| 22 Feb 05 | Dear John the Crossdresser (3) | (23 Feb 05, 7:47 AM by DewiCinci) |
| What is it with women? [more...] | ||
| 3 Feb 05 | The Goodies (1) | (3 Feb 05, 11:37 PM by Hoiyin) |
| “Where are your logs?” I hear you ask… and I will tell you. [more...] | ||
| 16 Dec 04 | F**k! S**t!!!!!! | (16 Dec 04, 11:20 AM by boiata) |
| I'm Bradley Walsh!!!!! [more...] | ||
| 7 Sep 04 | Supersize Me | (7 Sep 04, 9:54 PM by boiata) |
| The price of fame according to Sienna Miller (who?) is smaller breasts. [more...] | ||
| 18 Jul 04 | A question of fidelity | (18 Jul 04, 8:56 PM by boiata) |
| I realise that Dommes have no need for an education, but why is it that with few exceptions when I receive a mail from such a lady it will take the form of a phrase. Not a complete sentence and not a whole thought. [more...] | ||
