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| 12 Feb 02 | ::Argh:: | (12 Feb 02, 8:16 PM by billybofh) |
| Is there no end to the stupidity? [more...] | ||
| 12 Feb 02 | Oh... my.... GOD! | (12 Feb 02, 7:05 PM by billybofh) |
| http://startribune.com/stories/535/1615887.html [more...] | ||
| 11 Feb 02 | Take me on, please please please oh Goddess.... | (11 Feb 02, 7:28 PM by billybofh) |
| I am looking for anyone at all to do anything to me. I have no experience, sense, mind, skill or personality - but I think I deserve to get whatever kinky fetish I desire because I've managed to thump my fingers on the keyboard in roughly the right order to ask. [more...] | ||
| 10 Feb 02 | The online fantasy life of Cheerleaders | (10 Feb 02, 9:26 PM by billybofh) |
| # # # [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 02 | SPANDEX ARMY | (9 Feb 02, 10:24 PM by billybofh) |
| SPANDEX ARMY REPLENISHED WITH NEW CD PLAYERS STOP ALL LISTENING TO GREATEST HITS OF LEONARD NIMMOY STOP MUCH BETTER THAN DARIUS STOP HAPPY MONKEYS STOP SPANDEX KICKS ASS STOP [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 02 | The Army of Spandex Monkeys | (9 Feb 02, 8:15 PM by billybofh) |
| MESSAGE FROM CMDR BABOON. ======================== [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 02 | Playing "snap" with double decker busses. | (9 Feb 02, 7:56 PM by billybofh) |
| Having a short attention span can be a problem. Imagine my surprise when, after looking left, but getting bored and failing to look right, I was mashed underneath an oncoming double-decker bus. [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 02 | Finki Monkey. | (9 Feb 02, 7:40 PM by billybofh) |
| Finki monkey bad. [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 02 | A tree is for life, not just for Christmas | (9 Feb 02, 7:06 PM by billybofh) |
| Did you have a Christmas tree? Did you callously take it down and either throw it out or return it to the loft/shed? You heartless, heartless cruel thing! [more...] | ||
| 7 Feb 02 | Things which I would like to able to do, but can't. | (7 Feb 02, 9:30 PM by billybofh) |
| My list. v1.0. [more...] | ||
| 6 Feb 02 | Reality, perception and hallucination..... | (6 Feb 02, 11:54 PM by billybofh) |
Don't even get me started  ::grin:: [more...]
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| 6 Feb 02 | Flipping the boot | (6 Feb 02, 10:00 PM by billybofh) |
| If the boot is flipped, shall we ever find the egg? The outcomes, as I see them, are : [more...] | ||
| 4 Feb 02 | Fingering vinegar | (4 Feb 02, 10:19 PM by billybofh) |
| If I insert my finger into the socket, where does the vinegar go? [more...] | ||
| 3 Feb 02 | Arson | (3 Feb 02, 8:15 PM by billybofh) |
| lmfao! [more...] | ||
| 30 Jan 02 | Keeping away from the Jones's | (30 Jan 02, 11:07 PM by billybofh) |
| I was thinking, earlier - before I had as much wine as I've had now, about how people who were BDSM orientated lived in years gone by. I was thinking about the 50's in particular, which got me thinking about Modernity and the idea of "keeping up with the Jones's" - that is, if the next door neighbours can go to Spain on holiday - *we* can go to Spain too, etc etc. [more...] | ||
| 29 Jan 02 | Run Monkey! Run! | (29 Jan 02, 9:02 PM by billybofh) |
| The trouser-eggs are coming! [more...] | ||
| 29 Jan 02 | Slippy monkey | (29 Jan 02, 8:28 PM by billybofh) |
| The monkey travelled long and far. [more...] | ||
| 24 Jan 02 | Fumbling inside of earthmother led to my downfall | (24 Jan 02, 7:37 PM by billybofh) |
| ::> Police interrogation cell. 4:30am. Hot, sticky Glasgow night. [more...] | ||
| 23 Jan 02 | Running towards flipper | (23 Jan 02, 11:18 PM by billybofh) |
| As I ran towards flipper I realised that I should have, perhaps, put on some clothes. [more...] | ||
| 23 Jan 02 | BDSM on IRC Lore | (23 Jan 02, 10:47 PM by billybofh) |
| * Watch out for people called "MasterfulDomMasterLordWhipper" - chances are, they are either a wannabe, a maniac or a 15 year old. [more...] | ||
