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| 10 Aug 02 | Why Say No.... | (10 Aug 02, 4:50 PM by billybofh) |
| "Ah, clever." The Citizens. A great place. just dressing up. Great. Not so [more...] | ||
| 9 Aug 02 | Ballroom Billybofh | (9 Aug 02, 8:07 PM by billybofh) |
| ...And here we can see billybofh in his element... gliding softly accross the ballroom floor in his gown... diamante-encrusted shoes and elegant silk gloves.... [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 02 | Things to do with mustard | (7 Aug 02, 11:04 PM by billybofh) |
| Sculpture? [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 02 | Attacking smurfs | (7 Aug 02, 11:03 PM by billybofh) |
| Only by rubbing a stick between their upper two ribs can the evil blue creatures be stopped! [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 02 | Generous Palmstrokes | (7 Aug 02, 10:46 PM by billybofh) |
| Hmmm... listening to Bjork while surfing and sipping a pleasant G&T.... The lyrics kind of reminded me of nice feelings I've had while being with someone.... [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 02 | The hills are alive with the sound of fish-slapping | (7 Aug 02, 10:35 PM by billybofh) |
| Fair annoyed the neighbours.... [more...] | ||
| 7 Aug 02 | Slapping fish for fun and profit | (7 Aug 02, 10:31 PM by billybofh) |
| ... [more...] | ||
| 26 Jul 02 | The enigma of Lozenges | (26 Jul 02, 5:25 PM by billybofh) |
| Why I remember being dazed by a falling lozenge many years ago... [more...] | ||
| 20 Jul 02 | Fingers? | (20 Jul 02, 9:46 AM by billybofh) |
| ..... [more...] | ||
| 13 Jul 02 | Bukkake Olympics | (13 Jul 02, 12:17 AM by billybofh) |
| ....And you join us here at the 17th Bukkake Olympics - held, for the first time, in beautiful Skegness. The competitors are warming up at the moment, having a good look at each others members and trying to size up the open mouth which they will soon be racing to fill.... [more...] | ||
| 4 Jul 02 | S1xY D0mmm3z!!! | (4 Jul 02, 9:56 PM by billybofh) |
| S0!!!! S1xie d0Mm3 gurl s0 flitturd n0w shi wintS wh0000le w1rld 2 n0 b00t soo0pir s1XY ch1ts!!!! S1xi3 d0mm3 guRL mibi b3 sibbie 4 th3 reet giy????!?!?!??!?! [more...] | ||
| 26 Jun 02 | Ouch..... | (26 Jun 02, 8:55 PM by billybofh) |
| I just stood on a tack... Right where I have a big blister from walking home from my friend in new-ish shoes the other night... [more...] | ||
| 26 Jun 02 | TV-Dinners and Beauty... | (26 Jun 02, 8:10 PM by billybofh) |
| I've always had problems.... [more...] | ||
| 23 Jun 02 | You have to ask yourself.... | (23 Jun 02, 9:21 AM by billybofh) |
| ...Is it ever possible to know too much canaanite mythology? [more...] | ||
| 20 Jun 02 | Life is good.... | (20 Jun 02, 7:17 PM by billybofh) |
| ... [more...] | ||
| 16 Jun 02 | Mice | (16 Jun 02, 1:55 PM by billybofh) |
| I opened my curtains this morning and do you know what? [more...] | ||
| 13 Jun 02 | Muffins | (13 Jun 02, 5:41 PM by billybofh) |
| Over the piles of jam - they came.... [more...] | ||
| 29 May 02 | Give praise for the gift of toffee. | (29 May 02, 12:38 PM by billybofh) |
| Toffee. [more...] | ||
| 21 Mar 02 | Fingerbobs | (21 Mar 02, 6:21 PM by billybofh) |
| Fingerbobs kicked the leaves sullenly. He'd made some silly mistakes in his life, but this sucked. Bigtime. [more...] | ||
| 18 Mar 02 | Marketing the Pope | (18 Mar 02, 11:39 PM by billybofh) |
| "So.... You booked the Pope on a skiing holiday?" [more...] | ||
