Attacking smurfs

billybofh
Posted by billybofh on Wed 7 Aug 02, 10:46 PM

Only by rubbing a stick between their upper two ribs can the evil blue creatures be stopped!

Trying to shave them really really really closely does *not* work.

I repeat.

Does *not* work.

I've also tried stapling pages from "On the Road" to their arms, to no avail.

I asked a passenger on the bus today. "How do you deal with attacking smurfs?" I asked...

They looked at me for a second then moved seat.

I tried that on the way home when a gang of smurfs attacked, but it really didn't help.

Once I started rubbing with the stick though..... ha!

The little blue schmucks didn't know*what* was happening!

I rule...

They suck...

Smurfs...

Ha!

Suckers!

Ha!

Etc..

Err...

...

Hmm...

Edited Wed 7 Aug 02, 11:03 PM by billybofh