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IC : Weblogs : XxVixenxX : "Why Do They ?...."

Why Do They ?.... (5)

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XxVixenxX
Posted by XxVixenxX on Fri 16 Dec 05, 7:07 PM

I was packing up my boxes ready for my big move to Sunny Bolton and I got to the packing up my "toy" box ... so I went through cuffs... collars ... etc etc ... when I got to my more intimate toys and I sat and looked and looked and looked at them and a thought crossed my mind ....

Why do manufacturers of sex toys insist in making vibrators look like rabbits ? or dolphins ? or my personal favourite a mole ?

I dont get it .... and its a complete turn off to me ... I dont need a cutesey, fluffy, pink bunny looking up at me.

Who first thought ... "ok we have the shape we can make it vibrate, rotate, pulse, we can even put little stainless steel balls in it for extra pleasure job done " and a little voice at the back shouts in excitement ...

" ohhhhh lets make it look like flipper the women will go wild for it !! "

If your a manufacturer and a maker of all things that go buzz in the night .... GET A GRIP !!!! or i'll make it my goal in life to make every black and decker have a pink fluffy bunny handle with bell !

Peeved in Peterborough xx

Replies

16 Dec 05, 8:19 PM
NinjaBitch
3 yrs 
I'm a fan of vibes. None of mine are animal shaped...yet.

I'm holding out for the barnyard line.

**If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?**
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

16 Dec 05, 8:45 PM
darkdollie
UK(FY), 3 yrs 
I avoid the animal shaped one............kind of offputting really

perspectives change when your on your knees ~ Killing Miranda

16 Dec 05, 8:55 PM
Jacinta
UK(PR), 3 yrs 

Why do manufacturers of sex toys insist in making vibrators look like rabbits ? or dolphins ? or my personal favourite a mole ?

LOL

I suspect it's for when straight guys want to buy them. That way we don't feel like we're putting a cock up our bums :-D

x

koklokshok

16 Dec 05, 11:14 PM
angel_creatureCK
UK(M), 6 yrs 
[ Why do manufacturers of sex toys insist in making vibrators look like rabbits ? or dolphins ? or my personal favourite a mole ?

angel_creatureCK wrote:
cause rabbits and dolphins are cute!!!!!! & cuddly

but they dont live long!!!!!!! well mine dont! :-p

A doctaratein science and a theologian's dream. the dragonflies are trying to lecture me, seahorses if we were in the sea. this is all i want it's all i need, this is all i am, it's everything. (REM)

17 Dec 05, 12:38 AM
SacredHeart
UK(CH), 3 yrs 
thats true lol

angel_creatureCK wrote:
[ Why do manufacturers of sex toys insist in making vibrators look like rabbits ? or dolphins ? or my personal favourite a mole ?

angel_creatureCK wrote:
cause rabbits and dolphins are cute!!!!!! & cuddly

but they dont live long!!!!!!! well mine dont! :-p

 
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