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| Warlock_king |
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| 17 Apr 12 | o2 broadband connection probs (2) | (18 Apr 12, 9:52 AM by The_TOGmeister) |
| Hi all [more...] | ||
| 10 Apr 12 | OMG - I dont know what to do (11) | (11 Apr 12, 8:24 AM by Caracal) |
| I have run out of easter eggs...... | ||
| 2 Apr 12 | Tits (6) | (2 Apr 12, 10:45 PM by angellover) |
| The girl next door to me has the biggest tits I've ever seen. Either that, or I need a smaller telescope | ||
| 14 Mar 12 | Steak & Blow Job Day 14/3/2012 (1) | (14 Mar 12, 4:54 PM by MisterBear) |
| equality for both men and women, because they both deserve a mouth full of meat. [more...] | ||
| 2 Mar 12 | Witchqueen's pussy (again) (15) | (3 Mar 12, 12:44 PM by captive8ed) |
| We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve party. We turned on a night light, switched the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. [more...] | ||
| 25 Feb 12 | Grrrr--- Codeine | (25 Feb 12, 8:49 PM by Warlock_king) |
| As good as codeine is as a pain killer, what a bastard it is when you come off it, I completly and utterly feel like pooh. [more...] | ||
| 21 Jan 12 | Cruising...... (2) | (22 Jan 12, 12:51 AM by WayneKing) |
| George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying 'I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising | ||
| 15 Jan 12 | Witchqueen's wet pussy (9) | (16 Jan 12, 11:05 AM by Bottom_Of_The_Barrel) |
| Just ask her....nuff said | ||
| 12 Jan 12 | For the Cat Lovers....... (7) | (13 Jan 12, 8:22 PM by Witchqueen) |
| How to clean a toilet [more...] | ||
| 3 Jan 12 | Whoops!! (2) | (3 Jan 12, 8:34 PM by angellover) |
Ooops..... just woken and sent 'Good Morning Gorgeous xxx' text to the Ocado driver, sorry Witchqueen, that was meant for you, wonder if i will get something extra ???  | ||
| 26 Dec 11 | Off to see my Witchqueen | (26 Dec 11, 10:26 AM by Warlock_king) |
| Well I hope you all had the day you wanted, I am now off to trudge that now familiar journey to see my Witchqueen. Got a box of a few little somethings and more importantly looking forward to spending some time with her. [more...] | ||
| 20 Dec 11 | Happy Brithday @Witchquuen (16) | (22 Dec 11, 11:20 PM by Angela688) |
| To my wonderful Witchqueen, happy birthday and thank you for the last six months, cant wait to see you later on tonight xx | ||
| 1 Dec 11 | Merry Christmas Rudolf (1) | (1 Dec 11, 10:21 PM by Warlock_king) |
| Rudolph the red-cock reindeer had a very shiny knob. And if you ever saw him, he would stick it in your gob. All of the other reindeer, used to wank and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph, join in any sexual games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say: "Rudolph with your nob so bright, won't you do my arse tonight?" Then all the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the red-cock reindeer, you should do pornography! pmsllllll | ||
| 18 Nov 11 | Quietsoul & Janie_0 (2) | (18 Nov 11, 8:50 AM by Warlock_king) |
| A Scottish couple (Quietsoul & Ninebelowzero) took in an 18-year-old girl (hahaha, known as Janie),as a lodger. Janie_0 asked if she could have a bath, but Quietsoul told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband, Ninebelowzero, goes out to darts," she said. [more...] | ||
| 31 Jul 11 | Wind............... (41) | (7 Aug 11, 9:31 AM by Warlock_king) |
| Apparently its not the done thing to 'parp' | ||
| 24 Jun 11 | So this is it then..... | (24 Jun 11, 9:03 AM by Warlock_king) |
| Well, the decision has been made. Now to step things up at a sensible pace.. [more...] | ||
| 4 Dec 10 | First meets......... (2) | (8 Dec 10, 11:13 PM by Warlock_king) |
| Well today I finally get to meet someone i have been speaking to for ages. [more...] | ||
| 25 Nov 10 | New friends | (25 Nov 10, 3:51 AM by Warlock_king) |
| Guys and Gals, [more...] | ||
