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| 21 Jul 11 | Pissmeat | (21 Jul 11, 2:38 PM by Tooddles) |
| Was the name my first ever Master called me.... i have been thinking about Him a lot recently, and wonder if He still uses this site.... We have been outta touch for about 5 or so years now, but i would love to chat with Him... [more...] | ||
| 14 Jun 11 | Such Injustice..... (1) | (14 Jun 11, 8:31 PM by madamsuzanne) |
| i am writing this for my own selfish reasons, so please forgive me.. Also i dont know where else to put this, so i thought i would put this on the weblog board... [more...] | ||
| 4 Apr 11 | i have not written a weblog for a while........... | (4 Apr 11, 12:47 PM by Tooddles) |
| But...... [more...] | ||
| 2 Feb 11 | Oh i am shocked!!! (4) | (7 Feb 11, 1:01 PM by Schwergewicht) |
| Morning.... [more...] | ||
| 26 Jun 09 | I'm looking at the man in the mirror..... | (26 Jun 09, 1:50 PM by Tooddles) |
| I pretty much have no intrest in anyone that puts Michael Jackson down. [more...] | ||
| 9 Apr 09 | Morning humour... (7) | (9 Apr 09, 9:39 PM by Dommy_nick) |
| Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world economic summit. Peter looks at Alistair and chuckles: 'You know, I could throw a £50 note out of the window right now and make one person very happy.' Alistair shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, I could throw five £10 notes out of the window and make five people very happy.' Gordon says: 'Of course, but I could throw ten £5 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.' The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says: 'I could throw all of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.' [more...] | ||
| 24 Mar 09 | The Mum Song..... (5) | (25 Mar 09, 11:39 AM by Dovetail) |
| i know its a little late for Mothers Day, but this is just soooooooo true and made me laugh lots.... [more...] | ||
| 16 Mar 09 | The Human Body....... (15) | (17 Mar 09, 10:24 PM by Twinkletoes) |
| It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. [more...] | ||
| 5 Mar 09 | The fairy tale that should be read to girls (6) | (21 Nov 09, 4:47 PM by vixylix) |
| Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle... [more...] | ||
| 5 Mar 09 | Thursday giggle...... (2) | (5 Mar 09, 1:12 PM by WhitePony) |
| A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. [more...] | ||
| 25 Feb 09 | Mean Mothers (4) | (25 Feb 09, 8:47 PM by sparkysbabe) |
| Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mum told me: I loved you enough . . to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. [more...] | ||
| 13 Feb 09 | Outing myself before someone close to me does... (3) | (13 Feb 09, 7:53 PM by angeldustx) |
| i would just like to point out, that i am not blonde... i am just a little bit fluffy sometimes!!!! [more...] | ||
| 22 Jan 09 | Cause i can........ | (22 Jan 09, 1:40 PM by Tooddles) |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevYBsShxNs [more...] | ||
| 22 Jan 09 | Has anyone ever...... (19) | (3 Feb 11, 8:44 AM by Trinculo) |
| "Let one off" in company and then blamed their child/dog/hamster etc.... [more...] | ||
| 20 Jan 09 | i worry about myself sometimes......... (5) | (22 Jan 09, 2:14 PM by Trance_Former) |
| i do worry about myself sometimes.... [more...] | ||
| 17 Jan 09 | So its one of those days... so shoot me!!! (1) | (17 Jan 09, 2:44 PM by BusMaster) |
| http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=28ZSMAtzBSY&featur... [more...] | ||
| 17 Jan 09 | No i lie, i have 2 things to say....... (1) | (17 Jan 09, 1:48 PM by crispyaromaticwabbit) |
| http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AYJuKX2j-Cw&featur... [more...] | ||
| 17 Jan 09 | i have just one thing to say....... (5) | (17 Jan 09, 1:40 PM by DomRoss) |
| http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YevYBsShxNs [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 09 | Happy Birthday to...... (7) | (18 Jan 09, 11:13 AM by VGTsangel) |
| Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [more...] | ||
| 8 Dec 08 | i just got this memo..... (5) | (8 Dec 08, 4:02 PM by LittleMissEvil) |
| "Fonefun any use today?" [more...] | ||
