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| 31 Mar 09 | Never Fear! Detective Dipshit is on the Case! (5) | (1 Apr 09, 10:46 PM by mini_velvet) |
| La-dee-da-dee-da. Let's go see whose written blogs today. La-dee-da-dee-da. [more...] | ||
| 29 Mar 09 | FUCK! (21) | (29 Mar 09, 9:39 PM by spirifer) |
| Fuck Fred the Shed and his fucking damaged property. That fucker doesn't fucking deserve his fucking life let alone his fucking fortune. [more...] | ||
| 26 Mar 09 | British National Party. [denouement] (13) | (27 Mar 09, 6:52 PM by Twinkletoes) |
| (This one especially goes out to admiring.) [more...] | ||
| 24 Mar 09 | Profile Update. | (24 Mar 09, 10:30 PM by Swiper) |
| Ahh, that's better! I think it's a bit too modest, I was attempting to capture the true essence of myself; I couldn't quite do it to an exact likeness of myself though as I'm sure you'll know. It's a bit reserved in many places so I haven't really done myself any justice at all. | ||
| 24 Mar 09 | Homosexuality is a Myth! (6) | (24 Mar 09, 10:32 PM by Swiper) |
| You can try as hard as you like, but you'll NEVER convince me that a vagina can penetrate another vagina (won't you just get a *slap, slap, slap* instead?), or a penis penetrating another penis; it's impossible. I should imagine such an image would be comparable to trying to get the ends of two sausages to cooperate but finding nothing but drama. It's all fake. It's a ruse to get benefits and special treatment! They are the devil got a hold on everyone and the Labour party and you have all fallen for it, dopey buggers! [more...] | ||
| 23 Mar 09 | To All My Brothers and Sisters of the BNP. (16) | (27 Mar 09, 11:58 AM by Swiper) |
| Hello to all my fellows on IC, Swiper here with an important public announcement. [more...] | ||
| 18 Mar 09 | I Bought Venus For a Dollar. | (18 Mar 09, 7:27 PM by Swiper) |
| I remember about a year ago seeing one of those subscription packages you can get from Whsmiffs where you can purchase magazine subscriptions, holidays, cruises, etc, etc and there was this really bizarre one which I thought was a joke because you can buy an acre of land on the moon. lol [more...] | ||
| 14 Mar 09 | Crissakes! This is why I sympathise with women. | (14 Mar 09, 10:32 PM by Swiper) |
| You know what the new 'GOAB' should be? One that will always be the almighty GOAB to end all GOABs if it isn't so already? It's the extensive posts written by the female members here of their experiences with male members on various sites who write those usual 'form & type' memos or the ones where they write about the men who quite clearly haven't read the profile before memoing the female owner. But this is not a rant about the women who make such posts but about the insane situation that I have just found myself in. [more...] | ||
| 5 Mar 09 | Is Swiper a Troll? | (5 Mar 09, 12:09 AM by Swiper) |
| Personally I would say no. But then again I would, wouldn't I. It's kinda weird asking this because I know I'm the genuine shit whereas others might think I'm just shit. [more...] | ||
| 3 Mar 09 | Hey Yo Skyhook! Check this out! (15) | (6 Mar 09, 2:56 PM by Swiper) |
| Do you know what an 'Ad Hominem Fallacy' is? [more...] | ||
| 3 Mar 09 | Drama. | (3 Mar 09, 9:29 PM by Swiper) |
| It's all good. Some people have a problem with it citing that what a website used to be no longer is. I don't share such puritan views as I am fully one of those who, although not necessarily one who relishes scenes of car crashes like some form of mindless fap fodder, but one who finds drama to be an incredibly useful tool that serves at least two purposes: [more...] | ||
| 3 Mar 09 | OH NOES! Rapes will ends us ALLS! (53) | (7 Mar 09, 2:15 PM by Manic_Star) |
| lmfao! We've had our goths on a bus. We've just through a minefield of the swastikas on a bus. Now it's it must be rape on a bus. [more...] | ||
| 16 Feb 09 | Dick Munch? (2) | (17 Feb 09, 1:39 PM by Swiper) |
| Twats not allowed! [more...] | ||
| 14 Feb 09 | The Arab Sheikh. (Puzzle) (6) | (14 Feb 09, 9:06 PM by Swiper) |
| Not sure if this one is done before... [more...] | ||
| 12 Feb 09 | Some Last Thoughts. (3) | (12 Feb 09, 9:07 PM by Mad_Monk) |
| ...but I get the distinct impression, based on extensive experience, it won't be for the last time. [more...] | ||
| 11 Feb 09 | Women are fucking nutters! (9) | (13 Feb 09, 5:20 PM by George_Michael) |
| So I was talking to my friend Sandra the other day on how I was back on the market. And fuck me running if she didn't give me a lecture on why I was single again. You'd think a friend would share in jubilation that me – ME! - a 14 stone hunk of love muscle – - is now free to give more lovelorn and desperate women a plausible reason to exist once again. She said something about me being vain and that I never listen to what women have to say…or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention; I was looking in the coffee shop window reflection checking on how great my biceps looked underneath my [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 09 | Grrrrrrrrrrr indeed! (6) | (9 Feb 09, 11:12 PM by Swiper) |
| Faithheads are fookin' dumb! | ||
| 5 Feb 09 | Sorry Gymrat Dudes, I Don't Do Dope. | (5 Feb 09, 10:30 PM by Swiper) |
| FUX SAYK! [more...] | ||
