| 22 Sep 09 | Topless video (1) | (22 Sep 09, 3:10 PM by radcoa) |
| A friend request on MySpace. Along with the friend request, a message asking for writing advice. I am completely bored with this. Have no intention of replying. Go and bother someone else. But she's rather pretty so I check her page anyway. [more...]
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| 16 Sep 09 | Meandering On | (16 Sep 09, 1:12 PM by Sunbeam) |
| Local sex shop definitely closed down, as suspected from rapidly emptying window. It's a sad day. It happened, more than once, that I walked past that shop with some lover, and we thought we needed something, and just went in and bought it. I'll never be able to do that again. [more...]
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| 2 Sep 09 | Sex Shop / Football (2) | (2 Sep 09, 5:10 PM by MrDelphian) |
| The small sex shop in the high street seems to be closing. [more...]
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| 21 Aug 09 | Writing my own porn (9) | (24 Aug 09, 1:38 PM by merrynb99) |
| I've never read any pornography I've really enjoyed. Not in the way I'd enjoy Dickens, for instance, or Charlotte Brontė. Not in the way I'd enjoy Raymond Chandler or Georges Simenon. Not even in the way I'd enjoy a good comic. I've never read anything pornographic that stuck in my mind as a great piece of writing. [more...]
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| 12 Aug 09 | The Batcave | (12 Aug 09, 3:15 PM by Sunbeam) |
| is annoying me at the moment. [more...]
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| 7 Aug 09 | Broken Spatula | (7 Aug 09, 2:52 PM by Sunbeam) |
| I suppose if you spank someone with a thick wooden spatula so hard that the spatula actually disintegrates, then you could say you owe that person something. [more...]
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| 31 Jul 09 | Death in Venice (3) | (31 Jul 09, 3:21 PM by rodm99) |
| Work has ground to a halt. [more...]
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| 18 Jul 09 | Emotional Support | (18 Jul 09, 2:46 PM by Sunbeam) |
| My last girlfriend, who ended our long-distance relationship fairly recently, is now emailing me regularly, requiring advice and support. [more...]
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| 11 Jul 09 | Fanny Cleaver | (11 Jul 09, 3:57 PM by Sunbeam) |
| The excellent Seinfeld once had an episode about waiting out a marriage. No doubt most people have participated in the easier version - waiting out a relationship. By which I mean waiting patiently till someone you're attracted to - but is unfortunately in a relationship - suffers a tragic break-up. At this moment you wade in with some sympathy - real or faked - offering a shoulder to cry on. A decent show of sympathy, and maybe a little alcohol, will generally be enough to get them into your bed. [more...]
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| 4 Jul 09 | Spanking with Wooden Spoon (2) | (31 Jul 09, 3:36 PM by stormywaters) |
| I walked out to buy a pint of milk, and met Anna - who used to be an actress - who i once spanked with a wooden spoon - which was not the best implement for the purpose - but was all that came to hand - and did the job reasonably well - who now works at the large lawyers' office situated between me and the local shops. [more...]
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| 23 Jun 09 | I used to visit this girl in Deptford (12) | (24 Jun 09, 10:22 PM by chartreuse) |
| I used to visit this girl in Deptford, and spank her, and fuck her in the arse, and she didn't really enjoy it that much. [more...]
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| 19 Jun 09 | Not as Advertised (1) | (19 Jun 09, 6:08 PM by Jezzebelle) |
| The remembrance event was not quite the hell-on-earth I feared, but was nonetheless scary. [more...]
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| 12 Jun 09 | Troubling Bondage Fainting Experience (8) | (12 Jun 09, 6:53 PM by Jahc99) |
| On one visit of my last girlfriend, I had quite a troubling experience. [more...]
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| 5 Jun 09 | Worst Social Event Ever (4) | (6 Jun 09, 10:17 AM by Sunbeam) |
| I'm planning to attend a remembrance picnic for a departed friend, in a private garden. On the face of it, quite a scary event. The friend in question - who I once slept with on a regular basis - though without any kinky goings on, I regret to admit - did afterwards become somewhat of a militant lesbian feminist (her own description of herself). Indeed, before leaving this mortal coil, she was responsible for several videos about a young female pirate who lived with her two lesbian mothers. These were enthusiastically received by the people who will be at the remembrance picnic. [more...]
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| 29 May 09 | The Grave's a Cold.... | (29 May 09, 5:18 PM by Sunbeam) |
| Time for a quick browse of the adverts on IC, not having been around for a while. Quite a lot of women looking for a soul mate, I notice. And may I be the first to say, good luck with that project. Many also including the phrase 'not interested in casual play.' Which, I suppose, is to prevent people like me bothering them with requests for a brief bondage session and quick shag. And you can't really argue with that. [more...]
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| 17 May 09 | End of Relationship (17) | (21 May 09, 2:53 AM by Myitie) |
| Well, sadly to relate, the fabulous spanking / flogging long-distance relationship with young woman came to an end. But it lasted eighteen months or so, which is not bad when you think about it, young lady in question being a sprightly 22 years old, and me having - hum - apparently reached 50. (Are you sure about that? Possibly a mistake on my birth certificate? No? OK then, if you insist) [more...]
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| 19 Oct 07 | A Pleasant Weekend With My Young Lover (10) | (21 Oct 07, 9:24 AM by Fearchara) |
| I have recently extended my personal best, in terms of age difference between myself and girlfriends, and am now having an occasional relationship with a woman 27 years younger than me. I think this says a lot for my character, because I'm really not as sprightly as I used to be. What's more, I first encountered this young woman on Myspace, thus showing that, despite my general decline in all areas, I haven't yet entirely fallen out of touch with the modern world. [more...]
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