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| 23 Aug 11 | My first erotic composition (2) | (23 Aug 11, 1:51 PM by Spankeasy) |
| Yesterday, I embarked upon my first piece of erotic writing and have been surprised at just how much I got in to it and how mentally stimulating it was. [more...] | ||
| 4 May 11 | Tomorrow, I am thinking of doing something, (14) | (5 May 11, 6:33 PM by Spankeasy) |
| in the local village hall,that I have never done before... ever. [more...] | ||
| 20 Feb 11 | Someone is going to get spanked today..... (10) | (20 Feb 11, 5:30 PM by FluffySub) |
| The line has been crossed....I am not happy !!!! | ||
| 18 Feb 11 | What sort of idiot.... (5) | (19 Feb 11, 8:58 AM by chatterbox) |
| eats a bag of crisps just before going to bed ? [more...] | ||
| 15 Feb 11 | Eureka...I've got it.. (4) | (15 Feb 11, 3:31 PM by Spankeasy) |
| Oh am I excited or what !!! I've just had a great idea...no, really, it is a great idea. It'll make me millions, more perhaps.... [more...] | ||
| 13 Feb 11 | Valentines Day Poetry... (1) | (14 Feb 11, 2:51 AM by The_TOGmeister) |
Okay, who'd like to try and finish this (with a bdsm twist of course  ) [more...]
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| 10 Feb 11 | How to add an inch to your willy....at no expense (6) | (10 Feb 11, 6:59 PM by Spankeasy) |
| Go to bathroom. Look in mirror and think 'I wish my willy was an inch longer'. Pick up shaver and attach trimmer. Trim pubes back that overhang the shaft of your willy, all the way to the top. Look in mirror again....your willy looks an inch longer . Leave bathroom and go show your new willy to your friends. | ||
| 5 Feb 11 | My desk is all newly polished..... (4) | (6 Feb 11, 5:51 PM by Spankeasy) |
| It's that shiny....any lady leaning across it would be able to see their boobs | ||
| 4 Feb 11 | Apparently,..... (1) | (4 Feb 11, 3:27 PM by Moonlit_P) |
| most parrots are left handed (according to an article I've just read on t'internet). [more...] | ||
| 3 Feb 11 | Head massage at the hairdressers.... (6) | (4 Feb 11, 8:08 AM by Spankeasy) |
| I need some of that, right now, but I don't need a haircut.What to do ? [more...] | ||
| 3 Feb 11 | When can a compliment be interpreted as pervy ? (6) | (3 Feb 11, 2:05 PM by Richtea) |
| Now I sometimes sit here and have a little trawl around (man of a certain age and all that). When I encounter profile pictures that are particularly , I am often tempted to send a complimentary memo. [more...]
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| 31 Jan 11 | If they're busy why don't they say at the outset ? (6) | (31 Jan 11, 7:17 PM by Spankeasy) |
| Bloody automated answering systems...go through don't know how many options before they tell me 'sorry, all our operators are busy at the moment'. Why don't they tell me when they first answer ? Why lead me on and make me think 'this time, this time I'm going to get through'. [more...] | ||
| 31 Jan 11 | To all the selfish c***s... (5) | (31 Jan 11, 10:04 PM by Curious_II) |
| who park their cars, near junctions, on double yellow lines, so the rest of us can't see to get out... [more...] | ||
| 30 Jan 11 | Friendship.... (10) | (2 Feb 11, 12:15 PM by Master_Explorer67) |
| Reading a couple of posts on here about 'friends' got me thinking.... [more...] | ||
| 28 Jan 11 | I wonder what it's like... (7) | (29 Jan 11, 9:41 AM by Incandescence) |
| to be perfect. [more...] | ||
| 26 Jan 11 | What have a blowjob..... (13) | (27 Jan 11, 12:25 AM by Lustful) |
| and a crepe suzette got in common ? | ||
| 26 Jan 11 | Bottoms in tights..... (11) | (27 Jan 11, 6:09 AM by Giggly_girl) |
| I love the sight of bare bottoms in flesh coloured tights, no pants,nothing else, just tights Especially bending over/kneeling [more...]
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| 25 Jan 11 | What do you do if a bird... (5) | (25 Jan 11, 11:56 PM by Spankeasy) |
| craps on your windscreen ? | ||
| 25 Jan 11 | I tried licking it myself.... (9) | (25 Jan 11, 1:39 PM by Spankeasy) |
| but it didn't work.So, yesterday, I got someone else to lick it. I thought that had done the trick but,this morning, it fell off. [more...] | ||
| 23 Jan 11 | How do you stop a beautiful woman... (21) | (24 Jan 11, 2:50 PM by Moonlit_P) |
| having sex with you ? | ||
