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| 6 Jul 05 | My crisp hell (13) | (7 Jul 05, 1:05 PM by MrHoppy) |
| I've been meaning to write this for about 15 minutes now. But this seems the right time. I've been thinking about this really deeply and I've just got to get it off my chest. [more...] | ||
| 5 Jul 05 | Commitment and existing friends (6) | (6 Jul 05, 1:25 PM by travelling_man) |
| I feel like a small rant. This may be a bit jumbled and confused so I hope you can pick out something that interests you.. [more...] | ||
| 29 Jun 05 | It's only me. (2) | (29 Jun 05, 6:26 PM by Smartarse) |
| I've been in self imposed blog and post exile for a couple of days now and it's killing me. [more...] | ||
| 25 May 05 | The funeral (3) | (25 May 05, 11:37 PM by mrs_whipkick) |
| Sitting in the back row at Stewart's funeral: three of us perverts. The vicar is doing the eulogy, telling us about Stewart's life. I suddenly feel self conscious about what's not being said. Any minute now I'm expecting him to press a concealed button that opens a trap door underneath us. And for us to plunge into a fake, gas fuelled, bowels of hell. [more...] | ||
| 21 May 05 | A rejection I can't laugh off (6) | (22 May 05, 4:40 AM by bruceMPMm) |
| Tonight I was rejected. Sure. It happens. Though it hasn't happened to me for a while. And it doesn't hurt like it used to. I can laugh it off but it still leaves me feeling as if something has taken a chunk out of me. But that's not why I'm blogging. [more...] | ||
| 19 May 05 | Right, next person to post their inkblot has to... (9) | (20 May 05, 12:00 PM by corriander_THM) |
| ...well you decide. | ||
| 19 May 05 | Nail biting decision (7) | (21 May 05, 2:15 AM by Inara_Serra) |
| I thought I'd raise the level of debate around here and open up my personal dilemma for all to comment on... [more...] | ||
| 17 May 05 | The hospital and a lesson for all? (4) | (17 May 05, 11:48 PM by mrs_whipkick) |
| When we got to the city hospital we were immediately shown into a room and asked to wait. Mai waited until the receptionist had left and then whispered 'he's died.' Being a nurse she'd guessed. I've been in that situation a few times before and I knew she was right. The room they had shown us into seemed to be a purpose built facility for delivering bad news to relatives. It had an ensuite bathroom, tea making facilities and windowless attached room for viewing your departed loved one. It was named the Holland Suite - I can't think why, unless it's because it's for when people have popped their [more...] | ||
| 16 May 05 | Stewart (7) | (18 May 05, 6:03 PM by reflex) |
| The first time I met Stewart was also my first munch and the first time I met Mai . I met him for the second and last time yesterday. [more...] | ||
| 10 May 05 | Oh no, not another blog about grammar (humour) (4) | (16 May 05, 12:42 PM by Ice_on_fire) |
| Gather round ladies and gents. Form yourself into two groups. On the one side I want all the Gorean, Leather Brigade, Old Guard, classically trained bods. Yes, you know who you are. You have rules and you know how to apply them. Yeah, stand over there, put some oil on that squeaky leather and stop those chains rattling. [more...] | ||
| 8 May 05 | Why fuckwits exist (15) | (9 May 05, 4:28 PM by ali826874) |
| Perfectly formed Dominant males and suitable male partners are not born. They arrive on earth in a rough state and are carefully moulded by time and experience into individuals who exhibit the right behaviour toward women. Until they reach that point they make mistakes and act like jerks. [more...] | ||
| 1 May 05 | Surprising combination | (1 May 05, 11:28 PM by Smartarse) |
| Mmmm, spicy.... [more...] | ||
| 18 Apr 05 | Roped in (5) | (18 Apr 05, 9:45 PM by mrs_whipkick) |
| BBB [more...] | ||
| 10 Apr 05 | mousehunter (6) | (10 Apr 05, 6:40 PM by Cosmic1) |
| Just back from a visit to slavemai's to rescue her from mouse problem. [more...] | ||
| 5 Apr 05 | A question of importance (to me that is) (9) | (6 Apr 05, 9:52 AM by Smartarse) |
| To practice BDSM I believe you need the following qualities: [more...] | ||
| 1 Apr 05 | Need a photo for your profile? (4) | (1 Apr 05, 12:56 PM by corriander_THM) |
| http://www.monitorcamera.com/ | ||
| 30 Mar 05 | Mystery solved (4) | (2 Apr 05, 9:31 PM by fen_fatale) |
| I found this piece of paper in my wallet. It had a nine digit number on it. It obviously wasn't a phone number as it didn't have a zero at the start. Then I found the note pad I'd torn the piece of paper from. There was a duplicate of the number amongst other numbers scrawled on the pad. I'd obviously made a note and decided I needed to make a copy to take with me. Not an address so WTF was it? [more...] | ||
| 6 Mar 05 | Does IC deliver? (15) | (6 Mar 05, 1:57 PM by Smartarse) |
| I don't want a pizza. I only eat legumes and advocados these days. [more...] | ||
| 24 Feb 05 | 20 things that have pissed me off today: (11) | (30 Jun 05, 9:27 PM by Johnston) |
| 1) Getting a phone call in the bath at 9.15 am when I have trained all my friends not to phone me until 10 am. [more...] | ||
| 18 Feb 05 | The wonderful world of Wyevale (7) | (18 Feb 05, 10:41 PM by Master_Scarpia) |
| Found myself in the wonderful world of Wyevale this afternoon. I was taken places I'd never been before, like the pet corner and the aquatic section. [more...] | ||
