Skyhook's blog on Informed Consent http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/weblogs/Skyhook/ The IC RSS Gadget webmaster@informedconsent.co.uk 360 Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:18:45 GMT Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:18:45 GMT Sat, 17 Dec 2011 01:18:45 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/321413/ “You've gotta be submissive to understand, mate”. Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:14:41 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/320152/ "Mumgfh! Mummth mungtfh!" Wed, 23 Nov 2011 21:48:44 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/319768/ Sorry, I've forgot my phone. Just wanted to let you know. Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:46:34 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/319264/ I'm not, by nature – as those who know me will surely agree – a shallow, vain, selfish or egocentric man. Neither would I sell my Granny into Middle Eastern slavery just for a hint of boobage. Though to be fair Nanny does like hot weather and in a certain light does have a face that resembles a camel, complete with the ability to spit a cherry pip through three inches of concrete. Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:55:20 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/319042/ (or just a comfy chair) Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:37:11 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/318742/ It's time, I think, to give something back to the ladies of this world, to give all a chance to have a Dab o' Skyhook in their lives. Because you're worth it! Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:47:07 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/318727/ There are, of course, many many reasons why a good flogging is so intensely pleasurable. Giving one I mean, not receiving – what do you take me for? Some sort of pervert? Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:17:12 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/318593/ "I worship you, your body, I want to put you on a pedestal". Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:07:00 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/315822/ "Ow OW! Did you hear that crunch?" Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:42:11 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/315319/ …when you regain consciousness at the foot of stairs. Why was I sleeping here? Why are my legs at such a jaunty angle above me? Why is my tongue three times its normal size and quite flappy? What's all this red stuff sticking my face to the carpet and why is my wife calling an ambulance? Why am I being told to stay awake? I really, really need to rest my eyes for a bit, just a little powernap, sweet sweet sleep. Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:03:45 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/313935/ ...we only get old and rearrange. Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:11:17 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/313776/ “Hello Greek looking pouty bloke whose scant remaining hair is scarily 'just' so; how is the overpriced stationary business going? You! Stupidly tall mardy Scottish bloke who owns those gyms… sorry, health clubs… with the really rotten graphics and signs that make anyone who is serious about health run a (very fast mile) in the other direction, thus revealing your true business acumen, and hello to the rest of you. I'm afraid I've not watched the show in years and don't know your names because you annoy the tits off me and I wouldn't trust you to market and run a free bar at Alcoholics Anonymous, frankly. Fri, 10 Jun 2011 20:07:06 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/306746/ “Dear United Nations, Thu, 05 May 2011 00:19:54 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/304046/ “I'm going to make everyone of your floozies a bracelet” said Mrs S tonight. “It'll have W.W.J.D. in letter beads. Normally that would mean What Would Jesus Do? But in their case it'll mean What Would Jase Do?” Sat, 09 Apr 2011 01:15:28 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/302126/ My theory – and who knows, probably even Science Fact – is this. Way back, when mankind lived in caves (and this is still relevant in certain areas of Barnsley) the job of the male was purely to hunt. To leave the warm, stony embrace of the family dwelling and go seeking food, to stalk and bring down the woolly mammoth, the brontosaurus* then take it home to provide for his family. The woman however, had many tasks to perform; looking after the elderly, the young, the sick, preparing the food, the clothes, keeping the cave clean, keeping up with the gossip on the Stegs from down the posh end of the ravine. Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:17:51 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/299537/ I'm not a trained medical man, though I have been known to don scrubs and a stethoscope... but you don't need to know the grisly and slightly sordid details. Wed, 23 Feb 2011 22:33:23 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/298532/ You've surely heard the phrase “there is someone out there for everyone”. I don't doubt that for an instant, but it's not going to help if you work as a pit prop in Greater Eckmondthorpe and they are a scruttock winkler in the Seychelles. Sat, 05 Feb 2011 00:41:53 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/296967/ Do you even know it's you? That it's you I think of, return to in those quiet, daydreaming moments? When I'm driving, looking out the window at work, when my mind wonders to plans, schemes, fantasies –it's you, always you I imagine. Your body, your heat. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 01:24:19 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/296169/ Cowell, your time is up. A new era in music is upon us; a bright dawn of real instruments, real personalities with tunes to make your booty shake and teeth rattle. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:19:10 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/296071/ I am stupidly and insanely happy to announce that last night I learnt to play 'twinkle twinkle little star' on the guitar.