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Skyhook's ramblings and general gubbins
| 11 Jan 11 | Give me your breasts, your cleavage... (28) | (13 Jan 11, 11:34 AM by Neptunite) |
| ...your décolletage... [more...] | ||
| 25 Dec 10 | For those who stressed over Christmas (4) | (29 Dec 10, 5:59 PM by shimmer) |
| I found this blog ('Enough') perfect - [more...] | ||
| 22 Dec 10 | "You stupid fucking pig" (3) | (23 Dec 10, 10:26 AM by Kapital) |
| I said. [more...] | ||
| 2 Dec 10 | Peeing in Public (12) | (2 Dec 10, 10:44 PM by FairyGirl) |
| A few people have floated the concept on here that the Dominant and/or sadist should try and experience, at least once, what he intends to put a submissive through. [more...] | ||
| 29 Oct 10 | Tell me... (7) | (24 Feb 11, 12:55 AM by Suitably_Twisted) |
| ...a secret. [more...] | ||
| 18 Oct 10 | Teachers: Won't Somebody Think of the Children? (6) | (23 Oct 10, 1:04 PM by CaramelSauce) |
| I sometimes wonder if I was off school the day that, well, everything was explained. Career, lifeplan, all that type of malarkey. It seems everyone else seems to know what they're doing, where they are and where they're going while I can only watch with bemusement, just cheerfully drifting on. [more...] | ||
| 12 Oct 10 | A polite conversation with Belle Presidente (2) | (12 Oct 10, 10:50 PM by Skyhook) |
| "Would you slap me? Stand over me, hold me firm. Hit me harder, do it again and again, leave my face bruised, my head spinning, my ears ringing. Hit me until I fall to the floor, then drag me to my knees and carry on. Maybe I'll cry - you'd like that, I know. [more...] | ||
| 5 Oct 10 | A bit late, I know... | (5 Oct 10, 7:49 PM by Skyhook) |
| ... but thank you. [more...] | ||
| 27 Sep 10 | Skyhook's floozies (42) | (29 Sep 10, 8:56 AM by Caracal) |
| [flu:zi] noun. A term used by Mrs Skyhook to identify any personage of the female gender that Mr Skyhook has contact with. [more...] | ||
| 23 Sep 10 | The Skyhook Floozie Convention (9) | (24 Sep 10, 12:24 AM by Adverse_Camber) |
| Aw, bless 'em. [more...] | ||
| 22 Sep 10 | Any Excel Experts out there? (7) | (23 Sep 10, 12:44 PM by tanken) |
| From Mrs S: [more...] | ||
| 15 Sep 10 | You'llhavetoex*useme... (9) | (17 Sep 10, 12:03 AM by LovingDom2) |
| ...ifIdon'tblogormemoanyoneforawhile.BabySkyhookhas kni*kedthespa*eand'*'keyfrommylaptop;*an'tfindthebu ggersanywhere. T*h,everyoneisaliterary*riti*nowadays. | ||
| 18 Aug 10 | A vacancy has arisen (5) | (19 Aug 10, 10:42 AM by successfu1) |
| Due to quite frankly shockingly brattish desertion – though she refers to it as a 'holiday', I am now looking for a Temp(y) replacement for the role of Skyhook's uber-floozie. [more...] | ||
| 29 Jul 10 | Special (6) | (4 Aug 10, 9:47 AM by magpieuk) |
| “Woman”? I said, nodding my head pointedly at my foot. My bootlace had come undone again. Mrs Skyhook gave me 'a look' then went down on her knee, right there in the street and re-tied my laces for me (admittedly I was a bit hampered because I was carrying baby Skyhook). “This wouldn't bloody happen if you'd learn to tie a double knot...” [more...] | ||
| 28 Jul 10 | I want... (14) | (29 Jul 10, 7:51 AM by Jezzebelle) |
| ...to travel the Universe in the Millennium Falcon. Possibly with Princess Leia in that slavegirl outfit. [more...] | ||
| 14 Jul 10 | Fighting talk (8) | (15 Jul 10, 10:20 PM by rosarose) |
| “Can I say something?” He said to me. By his stance, square onto me and eyes firmly fixed on mine I could sense that wasn't actually a question. [more...] | ||
| 10 Jul 10 | Wanky Masters and fappy Mistresses. Oh, and cunts (22) | (11 Jul 10, 10:32 AM by Original_Rebel) |
| I'm not by nature a prejudiced man. In fact I even work in the same office as a ginger person without feeling ashamed. But I do have a certain blindspot, and I think it's quite a common one, reading around on here. [more...] | ||
| 6 Jul 10 | Potential (9) | (9 Jul 10, 1:39 AM by jules9) |
| There is something unreal, something other-worldly about motorway service stations I've always thought. It is as if they exist in their own little bubble of time, unconcerned with the world outside. [more...] | ||
| 7 Jun 10 | There is a school of thought... (5) | (8 Jun 10, 9:51 AM by tallulahme) |
| ...that says the Dominant sadist – hi – should experience for himself, once at least, everything he puts a submissive through. This thought is usually most vigorously expressed by the submissive in question, right after the “arrrrgh, you bastard, that fucking hurt!” [more...] | ||
| 22 Apr 10 | Things I have learnt today, part one (8) | (23 Apr 10, 1:25 PM by angelbrat) |
| Do not refill my Zippo in a hurry. [more...] | ||
