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| 16 Aug 11 | Well who likes it? (23) | (18 Aug 11, 9:31 AM by Royster) |
| ***********************MARMITE********************* * | ||
| 14 Aug 11 | Depression (25) | (21 Sep 11, 11:30 PM by Royster) |
| Depression | ||
| 14 Aug 11 | Blow? (2) | (14 Aug 11, 10:36 AM by Royster) |
| When me and my wife first got together she used to give the most amazing blow jobs I was lucky tonight because I got one............ [more...] | ||
| 12 Aug 11 | Addition (1) | (12 Aug 11, 11:29 PM by Incandescence) |
| ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE | ||
| 12 Aug 11 | Relation (2) | (12 Aug 11, 11:24 PM by Royster) |
| MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER | ||
| 12 Aug 11 | Ghost (2) | (12 Aug 11, 9:17 PM by geoff917) |
| Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. [more...] | ||
| 5 Aug 11 | Mole | (5 Aug 11, 9:37 PM by Royster) |
| A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?" So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA." | ||
| 5 Aug 11 | Best friend | (5 Aug 11, 9:27 PM by Royster) |
| A dog is truly a man's best friend. [more...] | ||
| 5 Aug 11 | Blackpool (2) | (5 Aug 11, 10:03 PM by meganne_in_spain) |
| A Yank gets off the plane in Blackpool and gets into a cab, he gives the taxi driver the hotel name and off they set.. about a mile into the journey the Yank asks "whats that", the taxi driver replies, "thats the pepsi big-one, biggest roller-coaster in England, built in 1996 in 6 months costing 20 million, the yank replies...." we have one twice as big as that at home, only took 3 months to build and cost 40 million". [more...] | ||
| 5 Aug 11 | Crisps (1) | (6 Aug 11, 4:26 PM by Mistress_Amora) |
| Dear Walkers Crisps, [more...] | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | pɹɐoqʎǝʞ (7) | (13 Sep 11, 9:07 AM by The_ICM) |
| ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | Hotel (1) | (5 Aug 11, 10:55 AM by Mistress_Amethyst) |
| I am registered disabled and found this funny MASTER ROY [more...] | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | Men (2) | (5 Aug 11, 12:00 AM by SpartanReserve) |
| My wife and her friend were having a conversation about how useless men are when my wife said, "They can't do two things at once." [more...] | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | Car Park (2) | (5 Aug 11, 6:32 AM by Wickedauntee) |
| I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said: [more...] | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | Day out (1) | (4 Aug 11, 11:03 PM by SirOpenSource) |
| A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. [more...] | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | Mood Swings (5) | (5 Aug 11, 7:18 PM by Incandescence) |
| My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead. | ||
| 4 Aug 11 | Library, Thu 4 Aug 2011 (1) | (4 Aug 11, 8:43 PM by Nomad_72) |
| A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. [more...] | ||
| 1 Dec 10 | Name (1) | (1 Dec 10, 11:13 AM by andrewsean) |
| An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. [more...] | ||
| 27 Nov 10 | Bloody Snow (5) | (1 Dec 10, 11:13 AM by muppetdave) |
| Well what can I say, travel to Romford ready for a fab night, pick up a few gifts in the shops then wend my way to home, only to discover a burst pipe, yes water all over the place. [more...] | ||
| 27 Jun 10 | I can't beleive it's not battering. (3) | (28 Jun 10, 11:48 PM by Royster) |
| Am I a pervet, a BDSM aficionado or just a batterer? [more...] | ||
