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| Rhyno1968 |
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| 29 May 12 | Onion smelling Fanny (1) | (29 May 12, 6:19 PM by BusMaster) |
| Mary was confiding in her mate, [more...] | ||
| 28 May 12 | Scottish Lonely Hearts (3) | (29 May 12, 2:36 PM by Chain_theprincess) |
| Scottish Romance: Lonely Hearts: [more...] | ||
| 27 May 12 | I want to get weighed!! | (27 May 12, 7:37 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| Joe took his blind date to the carnival. [more...] | ||
| 26 May 12 | Computer's Geek guide to Procreation (1) | (26 May 12, 4:36 PM by Kinky_Vidushaka) |
| A little lad says, “Daddy, how was I born?” [more...] | ||
| 25 May 12 | Testing the way you think (4) | (27 May 12, 12:45 AM by Suitably_Twisted) |
| Let's test the way you think :- [more...] | ||
| 25 May 12 | Push! (1) | (25 May 12, 6:43 PM by T_1966) |
| At two-thirty in the morning a man is woken up by the door bell, he go downstairs and opens the door where there is a man standing on his doormat he asks him if he could give him a push to which the man replies "no I fucking can't! not at two-thirty in the fucking morning!" and slams the door on him. [more...] | ||
| 24 May 12 | Spanish Lesson (2) | (24 May 12, 7:20 PM by simply_sub_lime) |
| A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. [more...] | ||
| 23 May 12 | Emma (2) | (23 May 12, 8:35 PM by Kinky_Vidushaka) |
| You should've seen Emma at work today - short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. It rides up just far enough when she sits down to give you a tantalising glance of her lacy black panties. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipple. [more...] | ||
| 22 May 12 | Chinese Detective | (22 May 12, 5:17 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| A Man hires Chinese P.I.... Chan Lee, to watch to see if his wife is being unfaithful...! [more...] | ||
| 21 May 12 | Insurance Sex (7) | (21 May 12, 8:03 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| Sex with your wife - Legal & General [more...] | ||
| 21 May 12 | Zinc Bath | (21 May 12, 7:21 AM by Rhyno1968) |
| A middle aged man and his wife live in a poor part of town and decide to rent out their second bedroom. They advertise and a beautiful young girl enquires about the room. The wife explains that, because it is such an old terraced house, there is no bath in the house so instead they use a big zinc bath in front of the fire in the living room. [more...] | ||
| 20 May 12 | Chicken Innards (4) | (21 May 12, 3:41 PM by MistressG1NA) |
| This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. [more...] | ||
| 15 May 12 | Penis Nickname (4) | (16 May 12, 9:14 PM by cheekyboy68) |
| I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. [more...] | ||
| 14 May 12 | Postman (2) | (14 May 12, 10:50 PM by cheekyandtrouble) |
| Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. [more...] | ||
| 12 May 12 | Jive Dancing | (12 May 12, 6:49 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| Having just met my blind date in the pub, I brought her a drink and, as we sat down, some jive music came on the jukebox. [more...] | ||
| 11 May 12 | Coming home drunk (3) | (11 May 12, 6:47 PM by Shypeachybottom) |
| Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. [more...] | ||
| 10 May 12 | Littlewoods | (10 May 12, 9:38 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| Masturbation is so much easier for kids these days. [more...] | ||
| 10 May 12 | Wandering Hands | (10 May 12, 1:59 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. [more...] | ||
| 9 May 12 | Condoms - My first time (3) | (10 May 12, 2:12 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. [more...] | ||
| 9 May 12 | Exhibitionist | (9 May 12, 6:34 PM by Rhyno1968) |
| I found a grey pubic hair today. I wasn't as freaked out as the two women in the lift with me. | ||
