| 11 Jun 08 | Bacon bush - joke- | (11 Jun 08, 12:44 AM by Praes_girl) |
| Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon; crispy bacon; life-giving, nearly raw, juicy bacon… all sorts of bacon.
"Hey, Pepe," says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!" [more...]
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| 8 Jun 08 | A wonderful day out | (8 Jun 08, 8:13 AM by Praes_girl) |
| Yesterday we went over to the local park, i do love going there as its so beautiful and peaceful normally. Not yesterday though as there was a fair on. Lots of vintage cars, bikes, army vehicles, mini stean trains, a huge steam crane, little stalls of knick-knacks,dancing girls in victorian costumes, cowboys and indians, model boats and submarines on the lake and even a red arrows cock-pit. [more...]
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| 3 Jun 08 | Hang ups passed on to our kids | (3 Jun 08, 2:07 AM by Praes_girl) |
| I am a big girl, not chubby but big. I know this, anyone who meets me knows this, its not like i can hide this. [more...]
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| 2 Jun 08 | 15 | (2 Jun 08, 12:02 AM by Praes_girl) |
| At 3 minutes past 1 on the 2nd of june 1993 i had my beautiful daughter. She changed my life for the better, made me a better person, taught me how to love unconditionaly, taught me to forgive, to laugh without fear of being laughed at and taught me that i was meant to be a mother. [more...]
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| 1 Jun 08 | I sleeping and belly button piercings | (1 Jun 08, 11:24 AM by Praes_girl) |
| Friday night i had no sleep at all so yesterday i was knackerd beyond words. The hamster and friend gerbil wanted to go into town shopping so i dragged my arse along as they wanted to go to all of the goth shops and look for belly button bars. We got talking to the chap who owns one of the shops, a huge bearded,tattoo covered biker looking chap and the hamster just happened to moan about how mummy won't let her get tattoo'd or let her get her tongue, eyebrow, lip or anywhere other than the belly button pierced....... Unluckily for her the chap took my side and proceeded to give the hamster the biggest [more...]
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| 31 May 08 | Another sleepless night (5) | (31 May 08, 11:06 AM by Praes_girl) |
| Managed to get around 4 hours sleep thursday night so around 11 last night i was ready to drop, trouble was as soon as my head hit the pillow i woke up. [more...]
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| 30 May 08 | Do teenage girls ever take a breath..... (12) | (31 May 08, 4:49 AM by Praes_girl) |
| while talking? [more...]
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| 29 May 08 | Sigur Ros (7) | (30 May 08, 2:16 AM by Praes_girl) |
| A beautiful piece of music introduced to me by my daughter, [more...]
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| 29 May 08 | I need..... (6) | (29 May 08, 1:59 PM by Praes_girl) |
| to sleeeeeeeeep. [more...]
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| 27 May 08 | Airlines are robbing bastards (10) | (30 May 08, 11:45 PM by Sirebel) |
| Have been looking online for flights to Turkey for october. I am amazed at how much some airlines think its reasonable to charge. [more...]
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| 26 May 08 | Jim Jeffries | (26 May 08, 11:17 PM by Praes_girl) |
| Just because i found it very funny. [more...]
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| 25 May 08 | Feeling icky (10) | (26 May 08, 11:24 AM by Praes_girl) |
I am usually very lucky when it comes to periods. I have never suffered from PMT and on the rare occasion i get stomach cramps they are normally very mild and short lived. Not today though. Today they have floored me, i am in such pain that i could cry. Was meant to go out today for a few hours but could not manage to get dressed. Instead i have spent most of the day in bed with a heat massager on my stomach while feeling very sorry for myself. I really do hope that they go away soon. |
| 22 May 08 | Teenage birthdays (9) | (23 May 08, 11:59 AM by DragonMaster_n_star) |
21 days and counting.....17 days and counting.....13 days and counting.....10 days and counting! 10 days until my daughter is 15, only 8 days until she has her friend from Coventry come and stay over for the weekend. A whole weekend of two teenage girls giggling, chatting, dancing like mad heads to music i can't stand. *groans* What have a let myself in for? [more...]
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| 20 May 08 | New job and my dad (10) | (23 May 08, 10:14 AM by TheScorpionQueen) |
| Went for a job interview this morning. It went well and i start on thursday. Its in sales and not what i want to do as i hate sales but will do until something better comes along. [more...]
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| 18 May 08 | BBB (18) | (20 May 08, 6:01 PM by Praes_girl) |
| What a fantastic day i have had today. The sun was out and Master and i were off to the BBB draging our friend peachy along (who is totally vanilla and was terrified of going). Maybe we made that worse when we threatened to give him away to Sam and her chap. Both are dominants and joked about making him a house boy. Lol. [more...]
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| 15 May 08 | Can't sleep (4) | (15 May 08, 8:39 AM by spirifer) |
Eyes feel like they have grit in them, head is aching, so very tired [more...]
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| 5 May 08 | Not going | (5 May 08, 3:42 PM by Praes_girl) |
| Have had news from the rep in Rhodes. My dad is fine, even though he is in intensive care. He is now awake and talking, also moaning about how much he hates being in hospital. The hospital have said that he is only allowed one visitor for one hour per day, so my Sisiter and i are going to stay where we are and my mum is going to my dad. Once he has out and about i will decide what i am then going to do, whether its go to Rhodes or wait until he is back in Turkey and visit the whole family at the same time. [more...]
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| 4 May 08 | Waiting for a flight | (4 May 08, 6:03 PM by Praes_girl) |
| I will be vanishing from the boards of IC again very shortly. My father works for Thomas cook and is in Rhodes at the moment. Sadly yesterday morning he had a massive heart attack and is now heavily sedated in hospital. Thomas cook have arranged to fly my mum and sister over from Turkey as that is where they live, they are also sorting out a flight for me too so i can be with my family. [more...]
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| 28 Apr 08 | Tickle Me Elmo (3) | (28 Apr 08, 10:12 PM by BusMaster) |
| There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
The Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
It under the arms. [more...]
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| 24 Apr 08 | Hello again | (24 Apr 08, 2:57 PM by Praes_girl) |
| As some may remember we moved home back in january. We have finally got the internet back on after alot of stress! So i just wanted to say hello to everyone and i hope you are all well. [more...]
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