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| 18 Jun 08 | What on earth is the point behind Dominance? (8) | (19 Jun 08, 2:24 AM by mrs_whipkick) |
| The other day when I was picking some slightly damp fluffy stuff out of my anus, I pointed my highly educated brain in the direction of one of the great conundrums of life. “What is the point of Dominance?” I asked myself. “Is there a point at all? Why do I enjoy women the way I do? Do I even enjoy women the way I do? Or more importantly for my self-respect, the way I say I do? And do women enjoy me the way I say they do?” [more...] | ||
| 11 Jun 08 | Every woman I've ever loved... (10) | (23 Jun 08, 7:15 PM by corriander_THM) |
| You know, this isn't easy. When I think about how I've loved, I feel blessed. I feel full. [more...] | ||
| 9 Dec 07 | The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care... right... yeah! | (9 Dec 07, 10:43 PM by PaganDiver) |
| Funny old mood tonight. I watched the weather forecast and made NO plans for today, expecting gales and rain. Now I feel a little stir-crazy instead! [more...] | ||
| 3 Dec 07 | Politicians who can make you laugh are worth their weight in gold! :-D | (3 Dec 07, 3:35 PM by PaganDiver) |
| This regards a radio discussion between Matthew Parris (Times Correspondent) and Edwin Poots, Northern Ireland's Minister of Culture. You've got to love it when the Minister for Culture ffs fervently believes the world started about 4,000 BC! The interview transcript is here.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2007/12/are_religi... [more...] | ||
| 30 Nov 07 | Generating hot air.... (2) | (3 Dec 07, 3:13 PM by PaganDiver) |
| Walking does more than driving to cause global warming, a leading environmentalist has calculated. [more...] | ||
| 26 Nov 07 | The Bishop and the whip. And rimming for England. (4) | (28 Nov 07, 3:36 PM by Allyance) |
| A British primary school teacher arrested in Sudan faces up to 40 lashes for blasphemy after letting her class of 7-year-olds name a teddy bear Muhammad. [more...] | ||
| 21 Nov 07 | I open my eyes to see....... nothing. | (21 Nov 07, 1:56 PM by PaganDiver) |
| What I want more than anything else in the world at this moment is to have a female stood before me, trembling so much her knees will hardly support her. She knows that what sates my desire is such a dark thing, such a deep dark thing, yet she knows she'll journey with me to that dark place because it's what I want. And her desire to serve leaves her with no choice. Her eyelashes quiver with a fear born of knowing who and what I am, and knowing she'll helplessly do anything for me. My choice - her fear. My nature - her desire. My needs – her pleasure to serve, even if that pleasure hurts and cuts [more...] | ||
| 14 Nov 07 | From Molars to Murloc in 2 easy steps.... (3) | (14 Nov 07, 9:50 PM by mrs_whipkick) |
A couple of mouse clicks and .. wahay!!!! LOL  [more...]
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| 10 Nov 07 | Anyone up for a good stoning......? (22) | (23 Nov 07, 12:29 PM by luke35) |
| Dr Bari, head of the Muslim Council of Britain, has just accused the government of stoking tension before delivering his views on integration to the Daily Telegraph. And are they ever fascinating! Integration is a two way process apparently and this is what he thinks we ought to do. [more...] | ||
| 9 Nov 07 | What does a pussy look like? (2) | (10 Nov 07, 7:21 PM by penwiggle) |
| A dad was talking about sex with his young son. [more...] | ||
| 7 Nov 07 | Crystal reiki with raindrops.... | (7 Nov 07, 3:27 PM by PaganDiver) |
| Interesting who you occasionally meet. I was talking to a girl the other weekend in a Clifton wine bar. [more...] | ||
| 6 Nov 07 | Plasma.... (1) | (6 Nov 07, 11:20 PM by electricfog) |
| When I was a child, my mother brought me to Sunday-school every week, and every week, I would get a free picture. The colours were rich and vibrant, deep and textured. Some were of Jesus, some were of children playing in fields with lambs while lions looked on with soft expression. Every-one of them was a friend, and everyone of them shared a joy in nature and a happiness in harmony. I'd leave that nissen-hut clutching the latest picture in my small grubby hands, ready to stick it into pages of my attendance book before bouncing into the street to play with the rain, imagining I was making tea or [more...] | ||
| 6 Nov 07 | MI5 and the oh so brave 2,000..... (7) | (6 Nov 07, 7:55 PM by WaterDragon) |
| This off the BBC website reporting the head of MI5 as saying we had 2,000 Muslims known to and monitored by MI5 as extremists. [more...] | ||
| 26 Oct 07 | So. What type of sub-species are you......? (3) | (26 Oct 07, 7:46 PM by Master_Chocolatier) |
| Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100,000 years' time as predicted by HG Wells, an expert has said. Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge. [more...] | ||
| 25 Oct 07 | Three dogs.....! (1) | (25 Oct 07, 2:54 PM by Avada_Kedavra) |
| Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to him and asked: "What are you in here for mate?" [more...] | ||
| 24 Oct 07 | Assaulted for buying a sandwich.... (9) | (24 Oct 07, 9:51 PM by GazUK1963) |
| It can be considered a strange world when buying a sandwich becomes a risky business. Yesterday in my local Subway comes to mind. I'd no sooner sat down with a friend to enjoy a munchy lunch when I was approached by a street dweller. After enduring the usual craven apologies for bothering me, I got the pan-handle as a grubby paw thrust itself between me and my sandwich in an attempt to extract free money from my person. A polite refusal usually suffices – I see no need to be gratuitously rude, and indeed in this case the hand was slowly withdrawn along with barely audible mutters of 'cunt' and 'fuck [more...] | ||
| 11 Oct 07 | Moisture and straps and females.... | (11 Oct 07, 2:40 AM by PaganDiver) |
| What is it about women? Huh? Ever watched one getting ready for the day? The way they take their bodies into the bathroom and sluice off the residue of the night before. Steam hanging in the air, condensation on the mirror..... The way they put on their undergarments, straps and flimsies all designed to hold everything in just the right place, supported and pushed up. Little lacy bits designed to do such important work! Hair band in place to apply moisturizer, working it into the skin with gentle fingertips. Lips glistening from the tongue that pokes from the corner of the mouth, testament to the [more...] | ||
| 8 Oct 07 | Maybe this never happened to you.... | (8 Oct 07, 3:01 AM by PaganDiver) |
| When I was a child, my mother brought me to Sunday-school every week, and every week, I would get a free picture. The colours were rich and vibrant, deep and textured. Some were of Jesus, some were of children playing in fields with lambs while lions looked on with soft expression. Every-one of them was a friend, and everyone of them shared a joy in nature and a happiness in harmony. I'd leave that nissen-hut clutching the latest picture in my small grubby hands, ready to stick it into pages of my attendance book before bouncing into the street to play with the rain, imagining I was making tea or [more...] | ||
| 30 May 07 | Eat yer greens..... (5) | (30 May 07, 5:32 PM by fen_fatale) |
| I was on a discussion forum earlier, debating airport expansion. It's funny how issues become conflated. Co2 emissions, tarmac, noise pollution, bastards taking holidays, taxation...... Although I'm mildly green occasionally, I don't buy the agenda politics of the left, especially when we're manipulated into thinking something is good (or bad) for the ulterior purpose of raising taxes or to dictate (as opposed to encourage) how we should behave. There'll be BDSM asbos one day I'm sure – not allowed to get within 35metres of her arse when holding a flogging implement. Or, no anal sex. No forget [more...] | ||
| 26 May 07 | Shallow see... | (26 May 07, 4:59 PM by PaganDiver) |
| “Pick a minute, any minute” [more...] | ||
