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| 19 May 12 | More about snot. (3) | (19 May 12, 9:31 AM by flamesdesire) |
It's not just snot, sneezing also.  | ||
| 26 Apr 12 | On feeling like re-fried shit. (7) | (27 Apr 12, 5:29 PM by iangent) |
| It would seem men aren't allowed to have colds any more. The correct diagnosis is man flu. Where the bloody hell did that little gem spring from? Listen up, I feel like shit. I have a virus that causes me to sweat and shiver in turn, cough and sneeze uncontrollably, my head feels like there are 100 Paddies running around inside it clashing shovels together, my eyes are swollen, I can barely climb two flights of stairs without wanting to retch. Yesterday at work I just wanted to find a quiet corner to die in. Today I am braving the tram and another miserable day of wind and rain on the side of a [more...] | ||
| 22 Apr 12 | I came on Eileen. (14) | (26 Apr 12, 11:52 AM by curvy_bottom) |
| What's your favourite t-shirt message? | ||
| 9 Apr 12 | I can't help it! (2) | (9 Apr 12, 4:42 PM by MyBeautifulSelfish) |
| Right so. For some reason I went to check my Facebook page yesterday. I go there about once every other month or so. Whilst one or two of my "friends" there are aware of my more deviant habits, it's not something I share with my Facebook world, and they honour that. [more...] | ||
| 7 Apr 12 | Being complimentary. (8) | (11 Apr 12, 9:55 AM by Sultrylady) |
| I checked, and yes I was sober at the time. I wrote something to someone and they've possibly taken it the wrong way. Or they're just not interested. Ah well, can't win 'em all eh? | ||
| 11 Mar 12 | Having a "type". | (11 Mar 12, 12:11 PM by MyBeautifulSelfish) |
I've noticed in quite a few profiles that people feel the need to explain or justify their preferences in a partner. Why is that? I for example can no more help that I am attracted to petite female twenty-somethings than I can help the fact that a sobbing girl gives me the raging horn. Of the two, the former is certainly not something I should need to apologise for. I'm not sure I need to apologise for the latter either.  [more...]
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| 10 Mar 12 | I miss fisting! (5) | (11 Mar 12, 9:05 PM by Emmaline) |
| It's been ages since I fisted a girl and I really miss it. I love everything about fisting, the slurpy noises, the tight feel of a cunt around my hand, the sensation of a vacuum around my cock as I slide it in after my fist. What say you? :D | ||
| 5 Feb 12 | God Save The Queen! (4) | (5 Feb 12, 4:48 PM by Matt_Finish) |
| Happy diamond jubilee to Her Majesty for tomorrow. Being an old punky skinheady type I have mixed feelings about our royal family. Clearly they are in a position of privilege, but at the same time most of them are not the monsters some would have us believe them to be. Still 60 years in the same job is quite an achievement, regardless of how she came by that position. I think it is worth celebrating. [more...] | ||
| 4 Feb 12 | Bed, sofa, floor, London. (7) | (5 Feb 12, 11:45 AM by MyBeautifulSelfish) |
| Father Fistmas is coming to London town. At least that is the plan if I can find somewhere cheap and cheerful to stay. Would probably only be week nights, I'm no bother honest! Don't know how long it would be for as yet, but I've got the chance of some work and there's naff all work in this neck of the woods. Any way, if you have a warm quiet corner in your home and could do with a little extra cash, let me know. | ||
| 10 Jan 12 | Snot. (2) | (10 Jan 12, 7:51 PM by misunderstoodslave) |
| I've discovered I have a bit of a "thing" about snot. Girls snot. Don't know what to make of it really, your thoughts much appreciated. And no, I don't want to eat your bogeys. | ||
| 26 Dec 11 | Fistmas every day. (1) | (26 Dec 11, 1:11 PM by calmhands) |
| When Christmas is over I'm keeping the new handle. I think it makes me seem more likeable and approachable, and may aid me in compiling a list of girls that are good. | ||
| 24 Dec 11 | Merry Fistmas! (2) | (24 Dec 11, 1:24 PM by MyBeautifulSelfish) |
| Merry Fistmas every body. Now who wants to sit on my lap and share some mince pies? | ||
| 22 Oct 11 | Spooked! (4) | (22 Oct 11, 12:02 PM by MyBeautifulSelfish) |
| I saw something today that spooked me a little. I think that somebody I thought was probably dead has turned up on this site. Odd. Pondering my next move now. *frowns* | ||
