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I'm a genuine fake
| 8 Sep 09 | My Tat & Glam Boutique on Etsy (5) | (8 Sep 09, 2:54 PM by ALittleBizarre) |
| I have now opened a shop on Etsy, selling my own, handmade fascinators for the decadent Lady of Leisure: [more...] | ||
| 27 Aug 09 | I'm very tactile (15) | (30 Sep 09, 1:06 PM by Miss_Despotic) |
| I'm very tactile [more...] | ||
| 24 Aug 09 | How predictable (23) | (7 Jan 10, 2:22 PM by subbypaulf) |
| Tall (negotiable), dark and (arguably) handsome ftw. [more...] | ||
| 22 Aug 09 | On your knees, bitch! (26) | (24 Aug 09, 7:57 PM by Ms_Tytania) |
| Erm… no, thanks, I rather not. [more...] | ||
| 4 Aug 09 | Is it cos I is a goer? (39) | (10 Aug 09, 11:15 AM by May_Thorn) |
| Because of the detachment it allows me, my professional “other” self has given me, over the years, an insight into men's attitudes towards sex that is proving priceless now I'm on the dating game again. It's been too long and it took me innocently and by surprise. [more...] | ||
| 27 Jul 09 | Battle plans (24) | (28 Jul 09, 1:25 AM by dementia_von_gurth) |
| A few months at large in the dating jungle (for lack of a better name) and I rediscover truths I'd forgotten after three years in relationships with two wonderful men who meant what they said. So I have to readjust my mindset, my tactics and my plans, and be ever ready for battle. [more...] | ||
| 1 Jul 09 | Hyenas and Dirty Older Predators (19) | (19 May 10, 4:03 PM by Ms_Tytania) |
| They were everywhere when we were girls of 14 or 15, trying to impress you with their supposedly mature attraction, their telling us girls that we were so grown up for your age, so well read and interesting. When in fact, all they were interested in was our brand new turgency, demurely hid under our school uniforms, our first mini skirts and clingy tops, our tottering first 'fuck-me' shoes. Then we moved on, and dirty older predators disappeared because they were, thank goodness, too self conscious to frequent the clubs and bars we frequented. But on a long saturday night, you'd bump into them, [more...] | ||
| 28 Jun 09 | Adjust your whoredar | (28 Jun 09, 10:52 AM by Ms_Tytania) |
| I have recently discovered that I have an excellent whoredar. It languished in a dusty corner for a good year but boy, when I plugged it in again, it leaped and went *Whoooooosssssshhh!!!*. A whoredar pings when it spots a good, eager, experienced, sexual adventurer. If my whoredar doesn't ping, I'm simply not attracted. Somebody who won't fall in love pointlessly –mind, I love falling in love but to fall for each single person who sticks his or her finger up their arse with a minimum proficiency is a little, let's say, frivolous. Love is something else, and good whores know the difference. Good [more...] | ||
| 14 Jun 09 | Fat people smell (18) | (15 Jun 09, 8:35 PM by Jahc99) |
| ...or so thought this Times journalist until he met Beth Ditto: [more...] | ||
