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| 29 Jul 10 | It's a mouse, but it doesn't have a telescope. (13) | (30 Jul 10, 3:45 PM by MisterBear) |
| I've not blogged in a while. There's a good reason for that. I've not had anything to blog about. I still don't have anything to blog about but yer going to get one anyway. [more...] | ||
| 27 Jun 10 | About half an hour to go. (6) | (27 Jun 10, 9:12 PM by MisterBear) |
| Not that I'm getting excited or anything. [more...] | ||
| 11 Jun 10 | "Hilarious" (10) | (13 Jun 10, 5:53 PM by Masters_Delight) |
| No, not this blog, and there are no links to anything hilarious either. [more...] | ||
| 11 Jun 10 | I'm hungry. (17) | (11 Jun 10, 8:14 PM by MisterBear) |
| Just considering what to have to tea. Think I'll have a nosey through some takeaway menus. [more...] | ||
| 8 Jun 10 | I need... (34) | (9 Jun 10, 3:27 PM by MisterBear) |
| ...something interesting and exciting to get stuck into. [more...] | ||
| 7 Jun 10 | Salads Profile (12) | (8 Jun 10, 3:27 PM by MisterBear) |
Salty Tiger Cock Cream Butties.[more...] | ||
| 6 Jun 10 | Lucky at cards, unlucky in love. (8) | (6 Jun 10, 2:28 PM by MisterBear) |
| After last night I should be getting a girlfriend this month. [more...] | ||
| 30 May 10 | I've finally got off me arse... (8) | (2 Jun 10, 4:15 PM by MisterBear) |
| ... and done some stuff. [more...] | ||
| 28 May 10 | Bored (16) | (29 May 10, 5:31 PM by MisterBear) |
| Yep, I'm bored, which is never good for me. And to top it all off it's a bank holiday weekend so I have 3 days of boredom to deal with. [more...] | ||
| 23 May 10 | I should get dressed. (7) | (23 May 10, 4:56 PM by MisterBear) |
| I can't spend the entire weekend naked can I. [more...] | ||
| 21 May 10 | The engine rattles my bum like berserk. (3) | (22 May 10, 11:51 AM by MisterBear) |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4 [more...] | ||
| 19 May 10 | The smell of rape. (10) | (20 May 10, 7:28 AM by MisterBear) |
| It's getting to be that time of the year when things start hotting up. The birds and the bees are getting more active. Bears are coming out of their hibernation and after a good stuffing they want to reciprocate and give someone else a good stuffing. [more...] | ||
| 8 May 10 | Has everybody heard? (6) | (9 May 10, 2:35 PM by Miss_Dee) |
| Surely everybody has heard... [more...] | ||
| 25 Apr 10 | Getting stuffed. (17) | (27 Apr 10, 7:25 AM by MisterBear) |
| I like to be filled with meat. There is something satisfying about it. The problem is that it's never ready when I am and so you have to wait until you can stuff yourself. And good stuff is getting hard to get. Mind you there is a pork farm place up the road I go to to get what I need, but it can be pricey to get enough to satisfy me. [more...] | ||
| 17 Apr 10 | Just curious. (17) | (20 Apr 10, 2:51 PM by MisterBear) |
| But if you could travel through time and come back to visit yourself, without any paradox stuff, or wiping out existence, or removing yourself from time... [more...] | ||
| 15 Apr 10 | Woke up by a cock at 5am. (7) | (16 Apr 10, 1:57 PM by MisterBear) |
| I wouldn't mind but I'd gone to bed at 12 and I've been sleeping quite well lately which is odd as the clocks changed recently, which usually messes me up for a while. Plus the cock had usually been making a nuisance of itself around 7 which is fine by me during the week as that's when I normally wake up. [more...] | ||
| 10 Apr 10 | I hate myself. | (10 Apr 10, 6:13 PM by MisterBear) |
| I usually do when I'm depressed. It kind of clears my head in a way that I can see clearly. However it only really allows me to see my failures and so I spend a few days haunted by myself. [more...] | ||
| 9 Apr 10 | On my way to Asda... (4) | (9 Apr 10, 7:56 PM by MisterBear) |
| ... I encountered this lady in a mobility scooter, who stopped me. [more...] | ||
| 9 Apr 10 | Friday Morning TV (15) | (9 Apr 10, 7:17 PM by MrTom) |
| is crap. Best thing I can find is Airport and that's only because it's narrated by John Nettles, who makes me feel safe due to his crime fighting abilities. [more...] | ||
| 4 Apr 10 | Jonathon Creek (20) | (5 Apr 10, 10:03 AM by geoff917) |
| New Episode on tonight. 8pm BBC1. [more...] | ||