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| 3 Nov 07 | Oooooh, firemen! (2) | (4 Nov 07, 9:13 AM by MissRuler) |
| I wandered outside to look at the fireworks down the road and saw a fire engine. Then, joy of joys, three firemen came towards me, asking how to get to where the fireworks were going off (it's a twisty little estate in a twisty little village), so I sent the fire engine round by the road and walked the firemen through the short cut to the back of the village. Apparently someone had called them to complain. What do they expect on this weekend? Carol singers? [more...] | ||
| 25 Sep 07 | What a surprise | (25 Sep 07, 4:53 PM by Mascara) |
| The e-mail of the week in Heat magazine today is from one of my friends. I knew about it before she did, as she'd forgotten she'd sent it. I was just reading it, came to the end and said "Fuck me, it's Sandra!" [more...] | ||
| 31 Aug 07 | What's this? | (31 Aug 07, 11:08 PM by Mascara) |
Does the menopause make you ratty? I've been as snappy and short-fused as a snappy, short-fused thing for a week now and it's definitely not PMT. If I stay like this, I may feel the urge to hurt someone, but I don't have 5" heels in which to do it!  [more...]
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| 28 Aug 07 | Getting back at the wankyman (5) | (29 Aug 07, 8:31 AM by Janie_0) |
| OK, it's not big and it's not clever, but a very sad little man on another site has foolishly given me his mobile number in his initial (and unsolicited) contact with me and I want to have some fun with it. [more...] | ||
