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| 16 Jun 09 | An absolutely ..... | (16 Jun 09, 9:47 PM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| .... Fantastic day on a writing course. Held in a posh hall with beautiful surroundings (trees, flowers, walled garden, stuff like that). [more...] | ||
| 27 May 09 | Alice Cooper! Haha!! | (27 May 09, 6:09 PM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| Wahaayyyy!!!! Got tickets to see Alice Cooper!!! I love Alice Cooper. [more...] | ||
| 22 Nov 08 | Ratty Pays Yet Another Visit | (22 Nov 08, 10:23 AM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| Following a serious cement job, all was sweet for a few weeks. But last night, about 2am, whilst I was watching telly, he was in my kitchen eating the bread. Helped himself to some posh butter too. Then knocked a spoon onto the floor with a clatter which scared the crap out of me. [more...] | ||
| 27 Oct 08 | The Further Adventures of Ratty | (27 Oct 08, 11:20 PM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| Following on from this little adventure, I have to report that getting rid of a rat is not as straightforward you would imagine. [more...] | ||
| 14 Oct 08 | The Day Ratty Paid a Visit | (14 Oct 08, 10:14 PM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| So there I was at 6.30 this morning, in the kitchen, waiting for the kettle to boil, when a loud hammering noise caused me to swivel round in alarm, in time to see a flash of something brown and furry disappear under the fridge. [more...] | ||
| 27 Sep 08 | My Rude Butler | (27 Sep 08, 9:26 PM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| Asda Living are selling a 6ft tall, animated, spooky Halloween butler holding a tray to put your drinks on. He has boots, long jacket and top hat with gloomy, bad tempered face. So he's not your average, be-suited 'very good Jeeves, that's top hole, spiffing old chap' type butler. Oh dear me no, this is a Rocky Horror butler who would smell musty and hiss abuse at the dinner guests. [more...] | ||
| 30 Aug 08 | My New Master is too Demanding (9) | (30 Aug 08, 7:39 PM by Belasarius) |
| I have received a most interesting memo from a young man in Nigeria who wants me to be his slave. He wants to fuck my ass whilst I am sucking his cock. His enthusiasm and imagination are commendable but unfortunately my tongue will not extend backwards the length of my digestive tract. [more...] | ||
| 30 Jun 08 | Whooh! Egypt! (16) | (2 Jul 08, 12:51 PM by Lady_Toza_Scarlet) |
| Nyeeeeggghhhaahahahha!!!!! [more...] | ||
| 16 Dec 07 | Oh Lash! (3) | (16 Dec 07, 12:08 PM by northern_light) |
| Ah, Lash. A naughty big playground for grownups. Well "grownup" is debatable but it's a stonking great club. [more...] | ||
| 9 Oct 07 | Bronchitis Party (2) | (9 Oct 07, 7:50 PM by Saffire) |
| I have got bronchitis. [more...] | ||
