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| 5 Nov 10 | Cumming or just wanking? (8) | (8 Nov 10, 10:21 AM by Xafar) |
| Who are more annoying, artists or art critics? Observer critic, Laura Cumming (Ego: The Strange And Wonderful World Of Self-Portraits 9pm, BBC4) gave us her personal insights into the souls of a string of artists based on their self portraits. These were pretty highfalutin'. Rembrandt was a courageous recorder of the grim process of ageing and death. Possibly - he just looks like an old boozer to me. [more...] | ||
| 1 Nov 10 | "Germy soap pump" ???? (9) | (1 Nov 10, 4:54 PM by MrSurreySub) |
| What??? Am I wrong or isn't the whole point of handling a 'soap pump' ("germy" or otherwise) so that you can wash your hands straight afterwards? So how is that going to be a dangerous procedure? [more...] | ||
| 25 Oct 10 | A word to Jamie Oliver. (7) | (25 Oct 10, 11:49 PM by CookieMonster) |
| I know you read my blogs, Jamie, because after a recent one, you started cooking your meat properly, not serving it raw like the other plate-porn pushers. [more...] | ||
| 24 Oct 10 | Do lesbians make better parents? (14) | (24 Oct 10, 10:11 PM by Insistor) |
| Research suggests that children brought up in households where both parents are lesbian tend to be more confident and present with fewer problems in later life. Based on these studies, some are arguing that lesbian partners therefore make the best parents. [more...] | ||
| 24 Oct 10 | "we're all mad animals ..." (10) | (24 Oct 10, 2:19 PM by Insistor) |
| ..according to 'theatre of cruelty' playwright, Peter Weiss in his brilliant 'Marat/Sade', or to give it its full title, 'The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade'. [more...] | ||
| 20 Oct 10 | £1 Million for YOU!! (16) | (22 Oct 10, 8:39 PM by Insistor) |
| Yes! One million pounds in cash. That's what each of you will be getting - in cash - delivered to your door - and with no strings attached except for your promise to spend it all as quickly and irresponsibly as possible. [more...] | ||
| 16 Oct 10 | Seeds of Disaster (4) | (20 Oct 10, 9:09 PM by Prunesquallor) |
| The latest monster exhibit for the Turdbind Hall at the Tate Moron consists of a carpet of ten million hand-created porcelein seeds strewn by Chinese artist Ai Weiwei (no relation to well known piss artist, Ai Mustapha Weiwei). Within hours of opening the exhibition T Moron staff had to close it because the ceramic seeds were crumbling under visitors' feet like rice krispies and creating a dust potentially injurious to their lungs if not their tiny unformed brains. [more...] | ||
| 28 Sep 10 | A statement of passion - time for a change ... | (28 Sep 10, 7:15 PM by Insistor) |
| ... a new direction needed. [more...] | ||
| 22 Sep 10 | He will return to earth - but by Ryanair? (9) | (26 Oct 10, 1:39 PM by Insistor) |
| Filmed entirely in the tourist lounge at Nantes airport. [more...] | ||
| 19 Sep 10 | Land of Pope and Looney (15) | (20 Sep 10, 1:01 PM by CookieMonster) |
| Anybody who thinks human beings innately capable of rational thought has not been watching events in the UK over the last few days. In scenes resembling a Nuremburg rally via Bollywood, a white-robed pensioner in a converted ice-cream van has been creating hysteria amongst the natives. [more...] | ||
| 15 Aug 10 | Cock suck hate (3) | (16 Aug 10, 9:18 PM by MarcusStrapp) |
| He hated her when she sucked his cock. [more...] | ||
| 16 May 10 | Get on up! | (16 May 10, 10:29 AM by Insistor) |
| Be careful what you wish for - it might just come true. I live in an area of France where the dancing is of a lively but formal, traditional, peasant variety. Delightful as this is, a number of Brit friends have expressed the desire for a slightly more modern kind of kneesup, the kind where you don't need to take lots of classes to learn the steps and simply getting pissed enough to waggle your arse is sufficient. I even like to strut my own Domly stuff on occasion (I learned three or four funky moves in 1974 which have stood me in good stead ever since - being adaptable, I've found, to almost every [more...] | ||
| 6 May 10 | a Gordon for me! | (6 May 10, 10:10 PM by Insistor) |
| Brown is clearly a pillock who looks a lot less adept at economics now than when he was steering us through the boom time. But I remember learning, as a student, that political allegiance has more to do with individual psychology and irrational factors than with sensible, studied weighing up of policies. If I were to do the latter, I would be voting for the candidate I considered most likely to boost the value of the pound against the euro - a pretty tough call with this deadbeat bunch - although Gordon might still get the cross. [more...] | ||
| 3 May 10 | Challenging subs; "Secretary" revisited (10) | (5 May 10, 11:13 PM by Insistor) |
| There is a common claim by IC "Doms" (exploited to the hilt by many subs) that they appreciate and respond to "a challenge" . I've written about this notion pretty dismissively on IC before. However, maybe it is the case that some "Doms" do respond genuinely and positively to "brattiness" in their submissives. The reasoning might go as follows; she behaves badly/ he responds by punishing her/ his "dominance" is reaffirmed/ she is put back in her place. Both get what they want. [more...] | ||
| 30 Apr 10 | Lounger's Law ... (5) | (30 Apr 10, 11:14 PM by Moonlit_P) |
| - dictates that whenever a television set shall be turned on there shall be a commercial break in progress. [more...] | ||
| 26 Apr 10 | Four women fondle my balls | (26 Apr 10, 6:56 AM by Insistor) |
| Apparently, I bought a good set. Boules can be quite sexy. The usual apres-boules party. The host talked a good bottle of scotch but never produced it, so I drank most of his Ricard neat instead. Problem is, I always wake up early after drinking - hence this time-killing and pointless blog until the hangover kicks in. | ||
| 17 Apr 10 | waiting for Katla (3) | (18 Apr 10, 8:35 AM by Insistor) |
| http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35988484/ [more...] | ||
| 31 Mar 10 | Nice tickle for the pikeys | (31 Mar 10, 9:22 PM by Insistor) |
| The story goes like this; Mayor Boris (silly name, silly haircut) meets dodgy steel magnate Lakshmi "what's a dead labourer or two" Mittal (chairman and CEO of Arcelor Mittal) for 45 seconds in a toilet in Davos and gets him to agree to erecting a huge loop of rusty barbed wire in London's Olympic Park in time for the games. [more...] | ||
| 18 Mar 10 | Saving Britain (20) | (21 Mar 10, 2:35 PM by Insistor) |
| I'm not your conventional jingo patriot. I don't give a fuck about resurrecting the "Great" in Great Britain, national prestige, the loss of the Empire, the Windsor family or the Union 'orrible Jack. But living in France has made me realise that I do have, if not a pride in, then a kind of affection for the dirty car-choked lump of rock I used to call home. [more...] | ||
| 7 Mar 10 | wakka-diki-wakka-wakka | (7 Mar 10, 9:54 PM by Insistor) |
| wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka wakka-diki-wakka-wakka ..... I've got my wah-wah working! | ||
