| 2 Dec 08 | The demise of Gruntley (2) | (3 Dec 08, 8:22 PM by Gruntley) |
| Edited by GRUNTLEY!! (YAY!!) [more...]
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| 2 Dec 08 | GRRRRRR! AGAIN!!!! (3) | (2 Dec 08, 7:42 PM by Gruntley) |
| It seems that IC has changed greatly while I have been away. I am told that some of you wished to reply to my post about the Credit Crunch, but were unable to! I have now ticked the relevant boxes, and you may post RESPECTFUL or GROVELLING comments if you wish. [more...]
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| 22 Nov 08 | Credit Crunch | (22 Nov 08, 8:45 PM by Gruntley) |
| GRRRR!!! Some oaf from Provident Loans banged on the Great Borean Gate (front door to you!) this afternoon. Said we'd borrowed twelve pounds and twenty five pence before I went into the nick. Said it was now twenty three thousand four hundred and thirty five pounds and ninety eight pence, including accrued interest and penalty charges! [more...]
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| 14 Nov 08 | GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (7) | (16 Nov 08, 5:55 PM by Gruntley) |
| GRRRRRR! I am BACK!!! And it would seem that in the three years that I have been locked up in Dartmoor for attempting to rid the world of Jamie "healthy lunches" bloody Oliver, the Lard-hating toe rag, that things around here have gone to WRACK AND RUIN!!!! [more...]
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| 24 Dec 05 | Christmas Grrrrrrrreatings!! | (24 Dec 05, 1:22 PM by Gruntley) |
Grrrrr! I have been FAR TOO BUSY putting Shagatha through her paces to write ANYTHING recently, so all my fans have been weeping and wailing.  GOOD! I LIKE WEEPING AND WAILING!! [more...]
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| 20 Nov 05 | Oi! Ladygift, NO!! (2) | (23 Nov 05, 12:03 AM by Gruntley) |
| Stumbles around keyboard, bumping into the full st.ops. . . [more...]
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| 7 Nov 05 | Happiness is a collared slave! (2) | (8 Nov 05, 12:48 AM by Gruntley) |
| Happiness is a collared slave! Finally my broken heart is mended, and the ghost of Gruntilda is exorcised by the new love of my life! [more...]
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| 5 Nov 05 | Bonfire Night - Thanks to amarya for the inspiration! (9) | (6 Nov 05, 3:05 AM by amarya) |
| Thanks to amarya for the inspiration! [more...]
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| 5 Nov 05 | Do dah! (2) | (5 Nov 05, 5:46 PM by Gruntley) |
| Oh the Borean Master sings this song, [more...]
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| 29 Oct 05 | Salt and fat! (3) | (30 Oct 05, 2:31 PM by Gruntley) |
| SALT AND FAT! I do like that! Thanks to those adverts on the radio I have been drinking Lard and sodium chloride smoothies. They must be really nice, coz the more I drink 'em the thirstier I get, and the more I want to drink 'em. [more...]
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| 28 Sep 05 | Cousin Zeke (4) | (29 Sep 05, 1:58 AM by Gruntley) |
Click the link to find out about my long lost cousin Zeke, who Uncle Griswold had exported to California as a child, on account of the flatulence, and strategic arms limitation treaties in their home area. He is much nicer than me! Grrrrrrrr!!!!! [more...]
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| 24 Sep 05 | FUCK! (13) | (24 Sep 05, 8:08 PM by Gruntley) |
| S*rry, I j*st co*ldn't t*ke any m*ore of pe*ple us*ng *'s inste*d of v*wells!! |
| 15 Sep 05 | Fuel Crisis (3) | (16 Sep 05, 2:42 AM by Gruntley) |
| In view of the impending fuel crisis, I have generously decided to offer the fuel tank of the Gruntmobile for people to store petrol in. Feel free to pop round with cans, bottles, pots and pans full, and I will give it a safe home until the crisis is over. [more...]
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| 27 Aug 05 | Grrrr! Gnash, swear, curse, spit, gnash, GRRRRR! (6) | (28 Aug 05, 2:22 AM by Gruntley) |
| Grrrr! Just keeping my hand in!! |
| 8 Aug 05 | Penance is necessary for kikki!!!! (4) | (9 Aug 05, 10:04 AM by Gruntley) |
| Grrrrrr!!!! Yes friends and enemies, follow this link, and you will understand why this is so!! [more...]
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| 3 Aug 05 | GRRRRRR! I'M BACK!!!! (8) | (8 Aug 05, 2:25 AM by Gruntley) |
| Grrrr! I'm back! And you all thought I had gone to an international Lard Festival. I how I wish that were true! Fate has strange, warty hands, and played a cruel trick on me, resulting in my untimely absence from these web pages. It happened like this: (page goes all wobbly, to denote going back in time) [more...]
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| 5 Jun 05 | Gooley gooley WATCHER!! (13) | (7 Jun 05, 7:15 PM by Gruntley) |
| Grrrrr! Yes, following the success of Ging and Gang, it is now time for me to reveal the deeper meaning of Gooley, gooley Watcher. Settle down, pay attention, STOP PICKING AT THAT!! It will NEVER get better if you do! [more...]
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| 26 May 05 | Grrrr!! Where did I go wrong??? (8) | (27 May 05, 7:30 PM by Gruntley) |
| I am steaming! After that little toe rag Cringeworpe watched all my movies, broke the projector, invited kikkiMM to party in my absence (heaven knows what they got up to - but the mess, and the number of half eaten sausage rolls suggest something WAY beyond the safe, or sane!) I had to do something. I gave him a good Malbing. See previous Web Log. It was my duty. Not to do so would have been a betrayal of all my Borean beliefs. He deserved it. He NEEDED it. And now, he and Gruntilda have run off. Well, she will have run, and must have carried him, because I still have his severed leg in [more...]
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| 24 May 05 | Monday! Graaaargh! (2) | (24 May 05, 7:39 PM by Gruntley) |
| SLAM! [more...]
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| 20 May 05 | Mr Gruntley wishes it to be known... (1) | (20 May 05, 8:20 PM by kikkiMM) |
| .....that he is temporarily indisposed this weekend, and will reply to his correspondents next week. Especially the naughty ones who left cheeky replies to his last posting. He has graciously asked me to sign on in his name to pass this message to you, his adoring public. He says you should be "bloody grateful!" [more...]
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