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The hows, whys and wherefores of one sadist and his ongoing psychotic break
| 23 Jun 11 | Bahaha. DRAMA! (6) | (26 Jun 11, 11:06 PM by sthetic) |
| http://fetlife.com/users/978789 [more...] | ||
| 22 Jun 11 | Gah. ANGER. | (22 Jun 11, 8:52 PM by Grasshopper) |
| Gah x2. DRAMA. [more...] | ||
| 2 Apr 11 | Stuff (24) | (19 Apr 12, 8:15 PM by kinky_kitty) |
| [This is not generally what people come to my blogs expecting to read. I expect it to ramble and not be funny. Or even try to be funny. Turn back now if the idea of me not being irreverent bothers you.] [more...] | ||
| 4 Mar 11 | Profile moved to storage for safe-keeping | (4 Mar 11, 10:18 PM by Grasshopper) |
It's my life, and the time to mis-spend it is NOW[more...] | ||
| 18 Feb 11 | The Jew Test (10) | (25 Feb 11, 12:18 AM by Grasshopper) |
| I tried to get somebody else to write this, but they wouldn't bite. So I did it. It's been a while since I wrote anything here. [more...] | ||
| 31 Jan 11 | You are a cougar if you are 35 or above. (34) | (2 Feb 11, 7:47 PM by Carpathia) |
| This topic comes up on Twitter all the time, so I've spent longer than I'd like to publically admit trawling the Internet to try to collect information on it and the verdict is the above: You become a cougar upon turning 35. Pre-cougarhood is from 30 to 35 and is also known as being a puma. Younger than that, and you're still a sex kitten. Above I believe 50 makes you a sabretooth. [more...] | ||
| 24 Jan 11 | I'm actually getting around to it, promise. (2) | (24 Jan 11, 3:29 PM by littlenic) |
| I've been meaning to write about this for what feels like an age (although I'm pretty sure it was only since about the start of this month) and the words haven't come naturally, so this is me forcing myself to write about it. I have music, I've just eaten, there is porn on the other tabs in case I need temporary distraction, no more excuses. [more...] | ||
| 18 Jan 11 | As a rule of thumb... | (18 Jan 11, 11:26 AM by Grasshopper) |
| ...I don't generally write about scenes I've been part of, partly [well, mostly] because I normally feel like my words are just insufficient to properly describe what happened. [more...] | ||
| 12 Jan 11 | I keep meaning to write about double-domming. (3) | (12 Jan 11, 3:01 PM by Scrumptious) |
| Unfortunately, I cannot find the words for the life of me. [more...] | ||
| 31 Dec 10 | Bandwagon ahoy! 40 things about 2010. (3) | (31 Dec 10, 11:22 PM by Grasshopper) |
| 1. What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before? Ahaha. Fuck, like fucking everything. No, I'm not kidding, the list of things I ticked off this year is astronomical. It ranges from 'kissed a girl' and 'attended a munch' through 'admitted bisexuality' to 'used lit cigarettes as instrument of torture'. I'm a little sad to think that I will never have so many firsts in a year ever again (unless I really, really try hard to do new things), but at the same time, fuck me it's been a good year. Up and down, but on average it was pretty sweet. [more...] | ||
| 22 Dec 10 | The collector [Ten things, day eight] | (22 Dec 10, 12:10 PM by Grasshopper) |
| Yes, technically it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the city of God. Doesn't specify how big the needle is. This (coupled with my disdain for religion in general) justifies my happily-materialistic nature. I won't manage ten of these, 'a number' is the best I can do. [more...] | ||
| 17 Dec 10 | Music sounds better with you [Ten things, #7] (2) | (19 Dec 10, 7:05 AM by MizzScarlett) |
| Ladies? Take notes. [more...] | ||
| 17 Dec 10 | Wait. This should work better. (18) | (19 Dec 10, 6:45 AM by MizzScarlett) |
| Theoretically if you're following my blog this'll pop up on your home page type thing, so I should have gotten hold of you. Lookit, there's four of you at the moment. I've found three of you: @shadowedseraph, @foxling, @MizzScarlett. Who's the other one?! Help me, please, this is driving me mad! [more...] | ||
| 7 Dec 10 | Dear 16-year-old grasshopper... (8) | (8 Dec 10, 6:25 AM by MizzScarlett) |
| [Let it never be said I don't know how to jump on a trend. Idea from here. Mine will be much less flowery.] [more...] | ||
| 29 Nov 10 | Vanilla friends (4) | (29 Nov 10, 11:35 PM by Grasshopper) |
| ...are seriously dancing on my last nerves right now. Tempted to say fuck the lot of them and simply cut them out of my life. | ||
| 26 Nov 10 | November 26th (7) | (28 Nov 10, 12:25 PM by SemiTrainedApe) |
| Who's a winner? [more...] | ||
| 20 Nov 10 | Memo to self. RE: Handcuffs. (11) | (20 Nov 10, 10:06 PM by MissKimberley) |
| When putting yourself in a new pair of handcuffs to see how they work, only have one of them locked at at time. I am free now, but having one cuff single-locked and the other double-locked made for some very, very awkward wrist action. | ||
| 16 Nov 10 | Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are... (8) | (21 Nov 10, 1:19 PM by MistressNikki) |
| PERVERTS. [more...] | ||
| 10 Nov 10 | Explain this. (13) | (10 Nov 10, 1:15 PM by foxgirl) |
| This is like my biggest pet peeve around here. Paraphrased from somebody's profile: [more...] | ||
| 7 Nov 10 | Would you go to bed with me? [Ten things, day six] (6) | (17 Dec 10, 2:13 AM by Grasshopper) |
| I make no apologies for how late this is. The title comes from this, FYI. I do have specific people in mind for each, although it may not seem that way. [more...] | ||
