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| 11 Nov 08 | The final inspection (2) | (11 Nov 08, 10:21 AM by pixie15_CJ_s) |
| The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. [more...] | ||
| 24 Jul 08 | Get well Delphius 1 (3) | (3 Aug 08, 10:06 AM by Delphius1) |
| Just to inform those that know him , Delphius 1 is in hospital and has just had an operation . How bad and what for not yet known . Hopefully caz will update as soon as more is known . [more...] | ||
| 11 Jul 08 | Happy Birthday sassysub_lime (8) | (11 Jul 08, 8:40 PM by golfmebackwards) |
Happy Birthday sassysub_lime  [more...]
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| 3 May 08 | For Dawning (1) | (4 May 08, 1:20 PM by SergeantPayne) |
| Congratulations Dawning on getting your job at your first interveiw .
We wish you good luck and are very proud of you . [more...]
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| 16 Apr 08 | Made me laugh (4) | (16 Apr 08, 5:39 PM by misstressclare) |
| Little Billy wasnt doing so well at school , so his parents sent him off to a catholic school . After 2 months his work was getting top marks in every subject . His mum asked him " How come you are doing so well now ?" Well mum he replied ., " The first day there i saw that poor bloke nailed to the cross and knew they didnt Fuck around " !!! | ||
| 4 Apr 08 | A short love story (3) | (5 Apr 08, 3:54 PM by Mrs_Smith) |
| A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. [more...] | ||
| 2 Apr 08 | Why do men die first (6) | (3 Apr 08, 11:12 AM by Prunesquallor) |
| Why do men die first? [more...] | ||
| 6 Mar 08 | Thought for the Day (2) | (6 Mar 08, 2:36 PM by Rhoobarb) |
| Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones. | ||
| 3 Mar 08 | Tesco run (3) | (3 Mar 08, 1:38 PM by Priapuss) |
| For all those with Mondayitis out there ... [more...] | ||
| 1 Mar 08 | Viagra | (1 Mar 08, 3:33 PM by FearlessTop) |
| London, 19th May Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot. Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals. [more...] | ||
| 28 Feb 08 | Help i'm stuck !!!!! | (28 Feb 08, 9:55 AM by FearlessTop) |
| A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window. The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side. [more...] | ||
| 22 Feb 08 | Mirror Mirror (1) | (23 Feb 08, 9:22 AM by Mistress_Amethyst) |
I feel in a filthy joke mood  [more...]
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| 2 Feb 08 | Made me Larf ! (1) | (2 Feb 08, 10:33 PM by starlightsmiler) |
| Husband says to his wife , " We should start washing your knickers in slim fast , it might make your fat arse thinner ! [more...] | ||
| 27 Jan 08 | Things kids say | (27 Jan 08, 9:25 AM by FearlessTop) |
| Little girl goes to the barbers with her dad. She stands bt the chair eating a cake while her dad has his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says " your gonna get hair on your muffin " " I know " she says , " I'm gonna get tits as well you dirty old bastard " [more...] | ||
| 7 Jan 08 | Wimmin' and Rope... | (7 Jan 08, 1:11 PM by FearlessTop) |
| There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. [more...] | ||
| 6 Jan 08 | Thought for the Day. | (6 Jan 08, 6:03 PM by FearlessTop) |
| It is very important to understand that emotional intelligence is not the opposite of intelligence, it is not the triumph of heart over head -- it is the unique intersection of both. --David Caruso | ||
| 30 Dec 07 | The power of drink | (30 Dec 07, 11:02 AM by FearlessTop) |
| Guy in a bar buys a pint then takes out a photo from his top pocket looks at it then puts it back . He does this every time he has a pint . After the 8th pint the barman asks " Why do you keep doing that ? " The guy replies " Its a picture of the wife . When she looks good enough to fuck i'll go home "!! | ||
| 8 Dec 07 | My first time (4) | (8 Dec 07, 9:42 PM by Mrs_Smith) |
| It was my first time ever , And i'll never forget , I'd do it again , Without a single regret . [more...] | ||
| 7 Dec 07 | Funny (2) | (8 Dec 07, 12:02 AM by FearlessTop) |
| A jewish woman says to her mother " I'm going to divorce David .He only wants anal sex and my arsehole is the size of a 50p where it used to be like a 5p " Mum says " You have a big house , a Porsche , a grand a week allowance and 6 holidays a year , are you going to give all that up for the sake of 45p ??? | ||
| 7 Dec 07 | A little joke (1) | (7 Dec 07, 9:50 AM by SergeantPayne) |
| Midget goes to the doctor and says " I've got a sore fanny " Doc tells her to lie on the bed .After a few minutes he says "Hows that feel " Midget says " Great what did you do ? " Doc says " I cut the top off your wellies " . | ||
