CruelLadyScorpio's blog on Informed Consent http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/weblogs/CruelLadyScorpio/ The IC RSS Gadget webmaster@informedconsent.co.uk 360 Wed, 02 Feb 2011 04:08:40 GMT Wed, 02 Feb 2011 04:08:40 GMT Wed, 02 Feb 2011 04:08:40 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/296692/ Clearing the Festive Season Backlog. Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:15:00 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/281365/ Oh, delight that is Man, lay down in my bower and surrender all you Are and all of your Body to my wicked, loving hands. And let me watch over you as you rise and fall in the cradle of safe sleep, your lashes laid delicate on your cheek and the marks of my passion still bright on your skin. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:44:07 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/266358/ Oh luscious sausage sarnie, Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:36:09 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/265197/ there's a pair of rather expensive knickers draped over the ashtray ... Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:00:11 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/57365/ 1 Test the mettle by assigning cleaning of bathroom and lavatory immediately to your devoted and loving slave. Wed, 01 Dec 2004 02:43:57 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4420/ f: Mistress, filly's hungry. Fri, 19 Mar 2004 17:45:20 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4418/ Oh dear. Well we're used to being patient with excitable newbies, but this one was relentless ... I even went back over the log to be certain (I've cut out the irrelevant chat); MsValeria said precisely nothing that could be construed as indicating she was fed up with anything, and most of what he said had no bearing on the conversation at all. So I came to the only logical conclusion – that this person is totally barking. Read on ... Fri, 12 Mar 2004 02:45:54 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4417/ Well, ladies, in my ever-eager search to find a lucrative job that doesn't involve being told what to do by someone else, I hit on the idea of phone domination. Sign up with a company, work what hours I like, £12+ per hour for just talking to subs. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Fri, 05 Mar 2004 00:03:30 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4416/ I sell my old crap (known to my friends as 'Cru's Crap') on eBay every now and then so I have money to buy new crap on etc etc, and I offered an Orinoco Womble backpack for sale a while back with a load of other stuff. Being the last thing I was offering to get a bid, I went to look at the bidder's recent buying record, assuming it was either an indulgent parent or a Womble collector. Mon, 23 Feb 2004 18:58:11 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4415/ I've read the posts about the apparently transient nature of BDSM relationships with interest, and much that is true has already been said. However, in my experience, those looking at it from both a vanilla point of view, and to a certain extent, from within the scene, often miss an underlying fundamental point: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 05:18:38 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4414/ I pick up my keys and the crisp, full envelope, head for the door. It's 4am. I'm tempted to light a cigarette as a crutch to help me down the street, the way you always do on leaving, but decide right-things deserve to be honoured without. Mon, 26 Jan 2004 23:56:50 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4412/ Men - grow a beard, stick a flogger in your belt, fold your arms and look mean Thu, 27 Nov 2003 21:34:06 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4409/ Serendipity's fish n salad diet reminded me of an incident some years ago when Cru, overstimulated by Rick Stein's magical production of all sorts of golden, mouthwatering and nutritious dishes, decided we should Eat More Fish. Living in Scotland, there's quite a bit of it about at good prices, and as the local supermarket had just opened a marvellous fish counter populated by all sorts of damp and colourful fishy things - ('Look, here is Red Snapper! See - there are Monkfish Tails! And over there, that grey thing He marinated in sherry!') - Cru decided the hand of Fate had been laid upon the collective stomach. Mon, 24 Nov 2003 23:59:08 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4408/ I swore I wouldn't get involved with this, but it's getting out of hand. Having brought up an ADHD child to be a well-balanced individual with good self-esteem through the primary strategy of ignoring bad behaviour (unless dangerous) and rewarding good, I lay before you the following case analysis: Sat, 22 Nov 2003 01:07:34 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4407/ Thanks to all for the enthusiastic response to our plea for members, both by mail and on this board. Unfortunately, just as it is said madmen do not know they are mad, so the folk who think they qualify as Real Drivellers aren't. Sorry. Tue, 18 Nov 2003 23:20:14 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4406/ The Campaign for Real Drivel in the UK has its finger on the collective pulse, and embodies an exciting set of policies it hopes will gain broad support and promote unity in our diverse community! Thu, 06 Nov 2003 17:29:47 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4405/ (For those who're viewing this entry purely for a wank, I've conveniently marked the action bit with '***' so you can bypass my brain and yours.) Thu, 06 Nov 2003 17:28:39 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4404/ Grade A: Only for use when you're incandescent with rage due to something like a repeat infringement. Ensure object of your fury is kneeling or sitting. Stand up slowly to achieve full Dom Loom as angry flush creeps up neck into cheeks. Allow face to achieve quality of granite. Glare. Stride off suddenly, swiftly and emphatically, so sub needs a moment to twig what's going on. Try not to trip over. Hide, preferably outside, and take deep breaths until you've got yourself under control. Cry a bit if required to relieve tension. By the time sub has found you, you're ready to deal with situation rationally. Fetch cane. Fri, 24 Oct 2003 00:20:58 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4403/ Disclaimer: any resemblance to anyone alive, dead or hiding in your head is entirely unintentional. If you think you recognise yourself, consider it either a) a heads-up or b) your paranoia. Mail your therapist, not Me. Tue, 08 Jul 2003 23:15:44 GMT http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/4402/ I've recently been following a thread on the eBay community boards (posted by yet another seller who'd been cheated due to eBay's lackadaisical attitudes), and it set me thinking about its relevance to our own community. The OP posited that in order to deliberately cheat a seller, the criminal must not think of the seller as a person, but as a lower intelligence - a non- person or object - made easier by the fact that there's no face-to-face contact with online auctions. He also pointed out, and was backed up by a number of other sellers, that he was beginning to spot this type simply by their emails, which lacked a salutation or sign off, were abrupt to the point of rudeness, and were often sloppy with grammar/case/spelling. A number of folk disputed the latter point for a variety of reasons (poor education/dyslexia/youth txt mindset/snobbishness etc) which was fair enough.