| 2 Jun 03 | "I'm Married But ... | (3 Jun 03, 12:04 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I'm not prepared to pay for my jollies cos a Pro-Domme
won't love me for what I am ... an adulterous bastard
incapable of communicating with the person I love." [more...]
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| 2 Apr 03 | God steps down shock! | (14 Apr 03, 1:19 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| My image of Tanos until now has been of Him
benevolently listening to our mewlings and peepings
from His Olympian Height, whilst occasionally stepping
down from His lofty seat to extract a priapic,
twitching malesub who's managed to insert his personal
ad five times in the Events listings, or pluck from the
Weblogs the foam-flecked agenda of some rabid female
cult in Nevada who wants to lock all men in colour-
coded boxes for the rest of their lives. [more...]
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| 18 Mar 03 | New sub-category and subversive Scottish waterfowl | (18 Mar 03, 11:55 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
I've scanned a number of other Dommes' logs, but no one
else seems to get this sort of thing; should I be
worried that I come after the job and the footy team?
Perhaps it's just me ... or a quality of Glaswegian
submissives ... maybe there's a Paper in it ...  [more...]
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| 4 Mar 03 | Worship My capped nick, for I am Bloated Fascisti ... | (28 Jun 03, 12:59 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I've just read Teine's grumbling about irc conventions,
and although I feel his attitude is a bit idealistic, I
do agree that in chatrooms where there aren't rules
about how to address dominants, subs and switches
should be allowed to call 'em exactly what they
please ... and deserve ; ) [more...]
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| 2 Mar 03 | The CLS StrapOn Service Annual Report | (2 Mar 03, 8:17 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Despite the fact that I've been fielding this kind of
gonk for what seems like aeons, I still can't stop
choking with disbelief at this recent missive: [more...]
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| 18 Feb 03 | #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor | (18 Feb 03, 3:27 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Session Start: Sat Feb umpteenth 22:10:32 2003 [more...]
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| 21 Dec 02 | The 'Get Attention on IC' Top Ten | (21 Dec 02, 2:37 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| As requested, an addendum to a previous log: [more...]
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| 24 Oct 02 | Feckin' Foucault | (24 Oct 02, 5:08 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| It's 'Foucault' damn it! OK call me a pedant - it's a
handy characteristic in a dominant - especially when
referring to one of the minority of 20th Century
thinkers who not only thought about, but experienced,
S&M. [more...]
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| 28 Sep 02 | Thanks for the advice, but ... | (23 Mar 04, 5:11 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| fuck off!
I feel better now. And the irritant? Other dominants
who think they know how to 'sort' my bratty sub out
better than I do. Having said that, I want to make it
crystal clear that when some 'Dom/me' with dead-fish
eyes aggressively presses me with unsolicited advice
because my brat has kicked over his traces, I
emphatically do not start wishing I hadn't gagged the
naughty animal. He knows I would heartily disapprove of
his telling the Dom/me in question He/She's an
opinionated, humourless cretin with His/Her head up
His/Her arse (stay with me here), while I, as a deeply
serious [more...]
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| 30 Aug 02 | The Edgar Allan Poe Melamine Drinks Cabinet | (30 Aug 02, 8:30 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Thanks to Gentleman Master, the dratted drinks cabinet
is back - just when I thought I'd finally got rid of
it. I was going to tell the landlord someone had stolen
it when I went out and left the front door open with a
sign on it saying 'Steal This First'. Years have passed
and every stick of furniture in the place has fallen to
bits and been replaced, but it remains - a permanent
presence. [more...]
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| 2 Aug 02 | The Visit | (22 Dec 02, 4:40 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| CLS: ::speaking clearly:: Going to run a bath ::goes
and
turns bath taps on:: [more...]
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| 1 Jul 02 | LuckyKinkyBitch | (1 Jul 02, 8:19 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| A vanilla friend said to me the other day: 'It must be
so flattering to receive so many emails, so many
offers ... ' It's not flattering, it's depressing, for
the following reasons: too few members of my own sex
are willing to dominate
in the bedroom, despite the glossy coat of post-
feminism; I only have so many hours in the day and
therefore
have to disappoint perfectly lovely men; I have to wade
through a football crowd of
troglodytes to find them in the first place. Here's a
small representative selection from my inbox: [more...]
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| 29 Jun 02 | Advanced femDom: Playing with a maleDom, aka Edge play | (29 Jun 02, 11:18 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| MaleDoms, on the whole, are intelligent, cheeky,
bolshie and cheerfully randy, among other appealing
things. You'll occasionally encounter one who implies
he has subbie leanings, which he will further imply you
can unleash. Don't believe him - just like you, he's
not a Switch - he just fancies not thinking for a
change. Similarly, if you're suffering subbie-control
burnout and think allowing a dangerously unpredictable
dominant male into your domain will make a relaxing
change, you're probably too far gone to consider a)
saying 'No' or b) the fact that the laws of biology
will mean he's [more...]
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| 25 May 02 | Justice, A.A. Milne Stylee | (27 May 02, 2:09 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Slave One cheeked [more...]
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| 28 Apr 02 | The SubMale as Art | (5 May 02, 2:39 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| For the first time the other night I hog tied/strapped
one of my 20something subs. I accidentally slipped
several
notches on the elbow strap, and he didn't even squeak.
To my delight, I discovered not only that his elbows
met neatly, but that his back and legs bent round
without strain, so I could bind his ankles directly to
his wrists, creating a perfect bow. He lay completely
passive in his bonds, and I stared open-mouthed,
marvelling at the harmonious lines he presented, and
cursing that I didn't have a camera to hand, or the
talent to draw. [more...]
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| 23 Apr 02 | My Sense of Humour - A Formal Apology | (24 Apr 02, 2:33 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I am compelled by my conscience to formally submit an
apology to the members of Informed Consent, both those
alive, and those conceivably dead, and by extension
society at large, for my sense of humour. Even among
you, the torchbearers of acceptance, it is evident
that some have yet to understand this appalling
and debilitating form of deviancy, from which I
personally have suffered since childhood. I offer up in
mitigation the following lines, in the hope of shedding
some light on this dark corner of the human psyche. [more...]
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| 17 Apr 02 | How to Photograph Your Prick | (17 Apr 02, 5:07 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Every man knows that women, and that includes Dommes,
are only interested in your cock, so it's important to
have an extensive and skillfully assembled portfolio of
knob-shots. [more...]
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| 7 Apr 02 | Your CD - Practical Management and Paean | (7 Apr 02, 3:41 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Hide your favourite clothes/knickers/perfume/shoes or
he'll 'borrow' them and take them home and lock them in
the 'special cupboard' and you'll never see them
again ... [more...]
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