| 9 Nov 05 | Ten Easy Rules for ... a 24/7 Brat (8) | (10 Nov 05, 11:01 PM by DrTaps) |
| 1 Test the mettle by assigning cleaning of bathroom and lavatory immediately to your devoted and loving slave. [more...]
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| 7 Jan 05 | Kinky Kat and Metal Gear Mouse | (7 Jan 05, 4:40 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I've spent the last month of '04 moving in to a new
flat (apologies to all I owe mail/calls - will be
caught up by the end of Jan, promise) and discovered,
ominously, under the sink in my smart new Victorian
flat, a mouse trap and a packet of 'Mouse-Slow-Death'
powder. Now, I'm not the 'scream 'n' stand on a chair'
type, but I don't particularly want beasties weeing on
my cereal packets and chewing through my labyrinthine
network cabling. [more...]
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| 1 Dec 04 | Patè is Cruel ... | (1 Dec 04, 2:48 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| f: Mistress, filly's hungry. [more...]
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| 24 Jul 04 | Methinks Desperation is Setting in ... | (24 Jul 04, 4:56 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| You'll have to copy and paste this link removing the
gap after the question mark, or just run a search on
ebay.co.uk for 'male cleaner' [more...]
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| 19 Mar 04 | “An Evening with the Insane,” or “MsValeria Puts the Boot In” | (23 Mar 04, 5:19 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Oh dear. Well we're used to being patient with
excitable newbies, but this one was relentless ... I
even went back over the log to be certain (I've cut out
the irrelevant chat); MsValeria said precisely nothing
that could be construed as indicating she was fed up
with anything, and most of what he said had no bearing
on the conversation at all. So I came to the only
logical conclusion – that this person is totally
barking. Read on ... [more...]
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| 12 Mar 04 | FoneDom 101: In the cupboard | (12 Mar 04, 2:53 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Well, ladies, in my ever-eager search to find a
lucrative job that doesn't involve being told what to
do by someone else, I hit on the idea of phone
domination. Sign up with a company, work what hours I
like, £12+ per hour for just talking to subs. Easy
peasy lemon squeezy. [more...]
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| 5 Mar 04 | Niche Fetish Exclusive! Cru Uncovers Underground Threat! | (5 Mar 04, 12:14 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I sell my old crap (known to my friends as 'Cru's
Crap') on eBay every now and then so I have money to
buy new crap on etc etc, and I offered an Orinoco
Womble backpack for sale a while back with a load of
other stuff. Being the last thing I was offering to get
a bid, I went to look at the bidder's recent buying
record, assuming it was either an indulgent parent or a
Womble collector. [more...]
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| 23 Feb 04 | Fast Burn | (23 Feb 04, 7:14 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I've read the posts about the apparently transient
nature of BDSM relationships with interest, and much
that is true has already been said. However, in my
experience, those looking at it from both a vanilla
point of view, and to a certain extent, from within the
scene, often miss an underlying fundamental point: [more...]
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| 13 Feb 04 | Night Execution | (13 Feb 04, 3:57 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I pick up my keys and the crisp, full envelope, head
for the door. It's 4am. I'm tempted to light a
cigarette as a crutch to help me down the street, the
way you always do on leaving, but decide right-things
deserve to be honoured without. [more...]
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| 3 Feb 04 | IC Steering, or Am I Ready for All Caps? | (3 Feb 04, 7:12 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I've just been pondering whether my posts are, on
average, of grave enough import to merit being titled
in all caps; presumably I need to get some kind of
dispensation from a panel or something ... ? I thought
I'd better ask everyone's opinion in a straw poll
first, because if I do get the go-ahead, [more...]
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| 26 Jan 04 | How to Be a Dom | (27 Jan 04, 3:36 AM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Men - grow a beard, stick a flogger in your belt, fold
your arms and look mean [more...]
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| 24 Jan 04 | Troublesome Things ... Cru Meets Faerie | (6 Feb 04, 11:39 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Dream: I live in a high Tower whereupon the pinnacle is
above
the Clouds (Freudians, please leave your seats with due
consideration for other patrons). At the base is a
great columned Hall, an audience chamber, where I
receive Ambassadors from other countries - Planets,
sometimes. Dream, remember. [more...]
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| 18 Jan 04 | Maledom Shake Booty | (18 Jan 04, 6:29 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| ::pops head over parapet:: [more...]
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| 27 Nov 03 | The Great Thai Fish Cake Debacle | (18 Jan 04, 6:33 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Serendipity's fish n salad diet reminded me of an
incident some years ago when Cru, overstimulated by
Rick Stein's magical production of all sorts of golden,
mouthwatering and nutritious dishes, decided we should
Eat More Fish. Living in Scotland, there's quite a bit
of it about at good prices, and as the local
supermarket had just opened a marvellous fish counter
populated by all sorts of damp and colourful fishy
things - ('Look, here is Red Snapper! See - there are
Monkfish Tails! And over there, that grey thing He
marinated in sherry!') - Cru decided the hand of Fate
had been laid [more...]
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| 24 Nov 03 | Training Badly Behaved Children (sic) | (18 Jan 04, 6:33 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| I swore I wouldn't get involved with this, but it's
getting out of hand. Having brought up an ADHD child to
be a well-balanced individual with good self-esteem
through the primary strategy of ignoring bad behaviour
(unless dangerous) and rewarding good, I lay before you
the following case analysis: [more...]
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| 22 Nov 03 | Drivel Campaign Latest! + Cru Does Schoolroom | (18 Jan 04, 6:34 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Thanks to all for the enthusiastic response to our plea
for members, both by mail and on this board.
Unfortunately, just as it is said madmen do not know
they are mad, so the folk who think they qualify as
Real Drivellers aren't. Sorry. [more...]
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| 18 Nov 03 | Campaign for Real Drivel in the UK - Join Now!!! | (18 Jan 04, 6:34 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| The Campaign for Real Drivel in the UK has its finger
on the collective pulse, and embodies an exciting set
of policies it hopes will gain broad support and
promote unity in our diverse community! [more...]
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| 6 Nov 03 | Cru Goes to an Orgy | (18 Jan 04, 6:35 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| (For those who're viewing this entry purely for a wank,
I've conveniently marked the action bit with '***' so
you can bypass my brain and yours.) [more...]
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| 6 Nov 03 | Cru Goes to an Orgy, Addendum: Dominant Strop | (18 Jan 04, 6:35 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Grade A: Only for use when you're incandescent with
rage due to something like a repeat infringement.
Ensure object of your fury is kneeling or sitting.
Stand up slowly to achieve full Dom Loom as angry flush
creeps up neck into cheeks. Allow face to achieve
quality of granite. Glare. Stride off suddenly, swiftly
and emphatically, so sub needs a moment to twig what's
going on. Try not to trip over. Hide, preferably
outside, and take deep breaths until you've got
yourself under control. Cry a bit if required to
relieve tension. By the time sub has found you, you're
ready to deal with situation [more...]
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| 24 Oct 03 | /whois | (18 Jan 04, 6:36 PM by CruelLadyScorpio) |
| Disclaimer: any resemblance to anyone alive, dead or
hiding in your head is entirely unintentional. If you
think you recognise yourself, consider it either a) a
heads-up or b) your paranoia. Mail your therapist, not
Me. [more...]
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