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| 12 Nov 08 | Yet another demise of Off-topic blog. (10) | (12 Nov 08, 9:46 PM by syndeetoo) |
| Well I thought I would seeing I had a hand in it. [more...] | ||
| 22 Oct 08 | Muddled (1) | (23 Oct 08, 12:24 AM by missuslovett) |
I'm a bit muddled at the moment due to a course of painkillers. If I get dates muddled or you receive any weird memos my apologies.Apart from those that are supposed to be weird. [more...]
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| 12 Aug 08 | Heaven and Hell. (11) | (13 Aug 08, 3:28 PM by Curious_Sub) |
| It was a warm morning in heaven when I wondered up to god. "How did you get in?" he said, "False ID" I replied, "Oh and I like St Peters leatherman costume". "Costume?" said god. "Oh seeing your here I may as well show you around" Said the almighty with a resigned tone. He showed me where they bake the holy Cookies and then pointed to some old hippie smoking a bong. "Thats Jesus" he said, "Well he looks a bit fucked up" I responded. "Well wouldn't you be if your father nailed you to a cross? said god, "Try living your life with some blokes arm up your arse" I muttered. "Hmmmmmmmm" said god with [more...] | ||
| 6 Feb 08 | Alien V Predator V Cookie Monsters (8) | (7 Feb 08, 9:56 PM by CookieMonster) |
| Personally I think this would be a fucking awesome film. [more...] | ||
| 5 Feb 08 | Some Dommes are plain Dishonest! (4) | (6 Feb 08, 1:54 PM by Diablos_patience) |
| I got a note from my Domme, Mistress Hardcore, "You have won first prize in a cookie eating contest". So I rushed round and crawled through the cat flap only to find myself trapped in an electrified cage. where upon I was poked regularly for the next 12 hours with a cattle prod but no cookies by Mistress Hardcore. [more...] | ||
