| 21 Dec 08 | Okay ..... Sorted (1) | (21 Dec 08, 7:21 AM by Rhonda_Elvira) |
| Having battled through the throngs of shoppers this afternoon, helium balloons in tow, and bustled through the M&S Food Store for things to make a birthday cake out of ..... the 21st birthday party has now been accomplished. I hereby declare Christmas may begin. [more...]
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| 17 Dec 08 | Following In The Footsteps Of Evil And L&L (2) | (17 Dec 08, 10:32 PM by AlNxee) |
| I have been on IC for 17 months. I have two profiles, one hasn't got a complete post-tally as I used to tart around on Non Topic and they're not totalled. The other has obviously been hacked into because it is not possible for anyone to have so much time on their hands to post so much drivel. I have had thousands of hits between the two profiles, most of which will have been myself checking up on myself. I have been whacked a total of 93293836 times and had sex on seven and a half occasions. This has all been calculated completely off the top of my pretty little head. If anyone does have a [more...]
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| 17 Dec 08 | My Car's An Uber Domme (2) | (18 Dec 08, 4:22 AM by LaRouge) |
| Ok, car keys absolutely NOWHERE. The morning the front door was found slightly open and son's lunch money missing from hall table suddenly seems more significant. Ring police on the morrow and go to bed ......... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ......... awoken by sonic blast of Nissan 300 Zed starting up. Hoodie spied legging out of car and away up the road. Okay I concede the silencer is missing from the exhaust but really, if you're gonna be a car thief, have some sodding guts and DRIVE the thing. And bring my sodding keys back!! Can't help wondering what Young Mr Wuss would have [more...]
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| 16 Dec 08 | Electric, Water and Birth (5) | (17 Dec 08, 11:05 PM by Rhonda_Elvira) |
| Five thirty am, you wander downstairs to check the top's on the vimto bottle and notice it's raining hard as there's a loud dripping just outside the patio doors. None of the lights work but there's a serenity to your tiptoe because you're revisiting the night twenty one years ago when your first born emerged into the world. Back upstairs, there's a loud hiss coming from the spare room. You fumble in the blackout and discover a torrent of water bulleting out of the radiator. The next twenty minutes involves towels, curtains, throws and anything else that had the absorbency of a huge tampon. [more...]
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| 16 Dec 08 | Good Old BT (3) | (17 Dec 08, 10:30 PM by Badg1Vo) |
| I think it's been three weeks since my house phone went phut. Constant engaged tone. Things are now looking up - I have received an email thanking me for reporting the fault and that they are now ..... blah .... blah .... blah. Oh and they did try to tell me this earlier but couldn't get through on the phone. Amazing. |
| 12 Dec 08 | Murder Most Messy (16) | (12 Dec 08, 10:57 PM by Jezzebelle) |
| I popped down to the kitchen at 4am this morning for a piece of cheese. The dining room light cast a dim glow across the kitchen floor so I could tell that the puddle which had appeared was red. It wasn't a neat, round little puddle, it comprised of two oval shapes with a river running between the two. My amatuer forensic neurones recognised this as the initial burtsting forth of thick, red liquid, followed by a steady leakage of same. I knew everyone in the house was accounted for but peered round into the back porch, from whence the puddle appeared to have emitted, and found no bloodless body. [more...]
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| 2 Dec 08 | Oi , Admin! (7) | (2 Dec 08, 7:29 PM by MisterBear) |
| I had actually written a very pertinent blog about my gardener, my basque, my boots and some bartering. What do you mean by flashing up a thingy telling me I can only post a new thread every five minutes?!! I was, for once, on topic. Not gonna bother now ..... sniff ..... |
| 2 Dec 08 | Oh ..... Hang On ..... (3) | (2 Dec 08, 9:44 PM by subsearcheruk) |
| .... so my usual BT land line is faulty but I use a different line when on the internet ........ which means .. I can plug the telephone into the second land line. Hah! Nobody else came up with that plan, did they?? Arrrrghhhhh it's past office hours now and too late to make my calls. |
| 2 Dec 08 | Hissin An Spittin into The Wind (5) | (2 Dec 08, 6:06 PM by CPeccavi) |
| I am cross. I need to make the monthly call to my ex to demand some child maintenance but no phone. I have received a letter that has me absolutely fizzing with indignation but I can't ring the dipsticks up to explain why I'm about to sue their asses cos I've no phone. A polite little 'I shall be obtaining legal representation' is so lame when written like that and emailed. And I can't seek legal representation cos I can't ring my ex to demand he starts dictating letters cos I've no phone. |
| 2 Dec 08 | My Telephone - Help! (7) | (2 Dec 08, 12:14 PM by CPeccavi) |
| ....... is being bratty. Took a call on the home phone twenty four hours ago, during which it all went quiet as though we were cut off. T'other person tried redialling but got an engaged tone. All I can get through my mobile is the engaged tone. This happened once before and when BT finally sent an engineer round, he said it was one of those funny little white internet filter box thingies that caused it. I was suspicious but the line was then fine. So, no filter boxes in any phone points and .... I'm still engaged. I'm using broadband from a seperate home phone line. Anyone have any ideas?? |
| 27 Nov 08 | Do Men (9) | (4 Dec 08, 8:23 AM by AlNxee) |
| wet themselves when they sneeze? |
| 25 Nov 08 | That Bloody Bear (12) | (26 Nov 08, 5:52 PM by MisterBear) |
| has probably given me flu. That can happen, can't it? A computer virus. Not seen him for yonks so he must have left some trogen germs around the message boards. |
| 25 Nov 08 | Magnesium (22) | (25 Nov 08, 11:08 PM by serafina_pekkala) |
| This stuff should be carried home from school and, just as Mum is dishing out tea, set alight in the living room. Apparently. |
| 24 Nov 08 | Family Planning Advice (8) | (25 Nov 08, 7:51 PM by merrynb99) |
| Avoid naughties in the months of February and March. That way some time down the line you won't have a 14th birthday just a couple of weeks before a stonking great 21st birthday which happens to occur a few days before Christmas. In fact, sex should only occur during August and should never result in conception three years apart as that means that a few months after the stonking great 21st birthday you run into an 18th. |
| 24 Nov 08 | Cultural Advice Please (4) | (24 Nov 08, 12:27 PM by CPeccavi) |
| What number are we up to in the NOW CDs? |
| 24 Nov 08 | This Is Really Perverse (5) | (24 Nov 08, 3:46 PM by CPeccavi) |
| but I'm kinda in the mood for some reall hot, passionate, steamy ................................................... ..................................vanilla. |
| 21 Nov 08 | Sick Bay (19) | (21 Nov 08, 7:48 PM by CPeccavi) |
| All those with minor poorliness of a neurotic or inconvenient nature sign in here. |
| 21 Nov 08 | Only A Teenager (5) | (21 Nov 08, 9:18 AM by CPeccavi) |
| ...... would one minute be rubbing your seized back muscles and the next raging at you because you can't drive them to school. |
| 21 Nov 08 | OH FFS!!! (4) | (21 Nov 08, 8:50 AM by CPeccavi) |
| Great. As well as being covered in an angry rash, my back muscles have just collapsed. I feel like a 44 year old trapped in an 88 year old's body. This is NOT what I meant by age play. |
| 18 Nov 08 | Polka Dot Fetish Anyone? (6) | (18 Nov 08, 3:36 PM by CPeccavi) |
| I have a rash on two thirds of my person.
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