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| Adrenochrome |
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| 5 Mar 12 | Bloody Mondays :( | (5 Mar 12, 11:46 AM by Adrenochrome) |
| If your Monday started off as bad as mine... [more...] | ||
| 4 Mar 12 | A bad day.... | (4 Mar 12, 2:32 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| I went to the doctor and he diagnosed Hypocondria... on top of everything else I have!!!!!!! [more...] | ||
| 4 Mar 12 | Internet porn V's jizz mags (5) | (5 Mar 12, 3:23 AM by Adrenochrome) |
| They say the best thing about internet porn is, there are no pages to get stuck together. [more...] | ||
| 3 Mar 12 | Petrol prices (17) | (5 Mar 12, 2:56 PM by angellover) |
| Petrol is way too fucking expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive. [more...] | ||
| 29 Feb 12 | Leap Year. (4) | (3 Mar 12, 12:05 AM by Adrenochrome) |
| February 29th. [more...] | ||
| 28 Feb 12 | Big brother is watching! (6) | (28 Feb 12, 12:55 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog) |
| How is it that the makers of 'Big Brother' can get away with installing loads of cameras in a house and observe the residents' every move. Yet when I place just ONE small camera in my neighbours' bathroom, I get a suspended sentence and have to tidy graveyards on a Saturday for twelve weeks? | ||
| 24 Feb 12 | Christians being anti-gay?? (39) | (27 Feb 12, 9:33 PM by MsBorgia_and_Mrk) |
| I don't understand why Christians are so against gay marriage. [more...] | ||
| 24 Feb 12 | Gonna be a wasted day from now on... | (24 Feb 12, 4:49 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| Just received a link to damn you auto-correct. [more...] | ||
| 23 Feb 12 | The police they come-a knocking... (1) | (23 Feb 12, 6:35 PM by Slut_Juki) |
The police have just been round as I failed to pay the local prostitute the other night and she has made a complaint against me!  [more...]
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| 23 Feb 12 | Invisible for a day (6) | (23 Feb 12, 10:23 PM by MsDMeanor) |
| What would you do if you could be invisible for a day? [more...] | ||
| 23 Feb 12 | Keeping hold of a partner (5) | (24 Feb 12, 1:17 PM by chartreuse) |
| When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again. [more...] | ||
| 23 Feb 12 | Royalty news.... (4) | (23 Feb 12, 8:58 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog) |
| Prince Andrew has said he's had some 'ups and downs' in the past year. [more...] | ||
| 9 Feb 12 | Jobs before bed (26) | (19 Feb 12, 5:08 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. [more...] | ||
| 6 Feb 12 | Wrapping up warm....... (10) | (6 Feb 12, 5:08 PM by andrewsean) |
| After putting on 3 pairs of socks, 6 jumpers, 6 pairs of trousers, 5 woolly hats, 4 scarfs, 2 thick coats and a pair of boots, I waddled outside. [more...] | ||
| 6 Feb 12 | God's favourite things.... | (6 Feb 12, 12:16 AM by Adrenochrome) |
| God's Favourite Things [more...] | ||
| 3 Feb 12 | Kiss a frog? (2) | (3 Feb 12, 11:20 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| An old man is doing a spot of gardening one day, when all of a sudden a frog hops up to him and says, "Pick me up, kiss me, and I'll turn in to a beautiful princess." [more...] | ||
| 2 Feb 12 | Phone call... | (2 Feb 12, 11:29 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| My girlfriend called me last night. [more...] | ||
| 29 Nov 11 | Racist on tram (14) | (30 Nov 11, 2:29 PM by djin_bleu) |
| Turns out the woman on the tram in London who was arrested wasn't being a racist bigot. [more...] | ||
| 25 Sep 11 | Note to self: | (25 Sep 11, 3:01 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| You know you're pissed when you hear your phone ringing and you answer your ZIPPO!!! | ||
| 21 Sep 11 | A lesson in pre-planning | (21 Sep 11, 2:52 PM by Adrenochrome) |
| Fields of the Nephilim are playing a gig in London on 22nd October. Leaving purchasing tickets as a tomorrow job the event had sold out and I've had to resort to paying £178.51 on eBay! [more...] | ||
