YoHoHo and a blackandblue bum! (38)

Custard?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Explodes well custard does, we blew up a fume cupboard at school with it.

Hugs,

Irene.

Yet Dom as I am _ Still I crave the wind from your sub wings
fleeting softly with gentleness so pure

You think she's planning on making bombs with it then? Phew, what a relief!

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With or without Pirate swashbuckling shenanigans it's got to be one to remember.

What shall we do with the tied up sailor?

Yes, me too.

A nice peaceful, custard-free evening...

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No but you might

Hugs,

Irene.

Yet Dom as I am _ Still I crave the wind from your sub wings
fleeting softly with gentleness so pure

I don't know where you could possibly have got that idea from!

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galleyslave= someone who actually enjoys cooking sexily carbloaded food for his Domme.

Bosun= an attractive and thus torturable young man.

Bosun's call=oi you! bring me a drink.

Walking the plank= trampling a particularly dim sub.

Sounding= yum yum yum, sooooo much fun.

Anchor= either a person who holds a sub down for you or cheap lube.

Mast= if it sticks up that much, it needs caning.

Bilge= what most (I said most) male Doms speak.

Topsail= an auction of male Doms made redundant by over indulgence in bilge.

Ballast= that of which I have in plenty.

Rowlocks= I always thought they were spelled with a B.

Mutiny= sorry but I really don't get this one, someone said it has something to do with people not doing what I say but I think that's too far into the realms of fantasy.

Pink Gin= from previous posts, I'm thinking its going to be pink Ginny.

Rigging= getting knotted.

Climbing the rigging= getting knotted and mounted.

Anyone got any to add?

EGO xxx

never get caught, its what you get done for!