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| Rhoobarb |
DV8
We were at DV8 on Friday night, it was busier than last month and we played! He ordered me off to the spanking horse thingy in the corner and proceeded to thwack me with the leather cuff he was holding (lazy dom, too lazy to open the toy box!) 
I complained loudly and continually and was told that as I complain when he hits me, and I complain when he doesn't hit me, then not hitting me is the easier option for him. I shut up (well, as much as I ever can!) It was fun and I laughed a lot, in between squealing at the nipple clamps he made me wear. I have no nipples left now, they fell off, or at least felt like they did.
DV8 was our first totally non smoking club, and there appeared to be no grumbles and very few people nipping upstairs and outside. It was lovely to look at my watch and see it was almost time to go home, and not already know it by how sore my eyes were. Opening the bag of clothes on Saturday morning all I got was a slightly sweaty smell and not the gush of sour smokiness that usually greets me. Fab!
Splosh!!
Saturday night we were at a house party. I was greeted by one of the hostesses as we arrived and she insisted I get a guided tour of the house. I thought this was slightly odd as other people who arrived with me weren't being given this. I was shown the living room, the kitchen, the play rooms, the toilet and shower room (her emphasis, not mine) and was eventually stood in front of a bathroom door with an Out Of Order sign on it. I was told to close my eyes, not to open them and not to breathe in! Scary or what?
The door was opened and I was dragged inside, thinking this is some weird kind of ritual and there's going to be someone in there who'll do rude things to me. (Well, you never know your luck! ) I was told I could open my eyes and there it was..
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dah dah da da dah (a fanfare in case you didn't recognise it)
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- A bath full of CUSTARD! (OK not exactly full, a couple of inches of it in the bottom of the bath) and it was all for me!
It took me an hour or so before I stripped off and went for a wallow. I didn't want to get in there too fast and look too eager, trying to preserve a little dignity. Yeah right who am I kidding - somehow the words dignity and 'custard bath' don't go together very well. I stepped in, and sat down gingerly in it, trying not to slip and splash right up the walls. it's not often I've bathed with a room full of people looking on!
It felt... good, slippery, the consistency was about right for maximum coverage but it was thin enough to run off. I sat there and giggled, and slid back and forwards and gathered it in my hands and they took photos. Velvet looked in as I was kneeling in it, with my cupped hands holding a runny large portion of custard and she looked disgusted and said "Nooooo, you're not going to put that on your face are you!?" I did.
They took more photos, then it was suggested that I make some artwork on the walls, so a bum print and a boobs print appeared on the tiles, more photos. Someone else was persuaded to get in with me and we threw custard at each other, gently. (I didn't want to ruin someone else's bathroom walls, OK!) More photos.
We managed to find a mini paddling pool, found a Barbie and Ken type Ken doll and sat him in the mini paddling pool. More photos. Then time to get out. Showered off the custard and stepped out to be wrapped in a big towel and dried briskly, then I got dressed again.
I spent the rest of the party flirting and doing a bit of snogging (yummmm) eating and talking. It was a fantastic surprise and something I couldn't believe someone would do for me. My thanks to the hostesses and the host, and to all who helped with it.
| 2 Apr 06, 2:36 PM amarya UK(EH), 8 yrs  |
oooo gigglebox' fantasy come true amarya xxx | |
| 2 Apr 06, 2:36 PM Da_Pix UK, 6 yrs |
Laughs. That sounds absolutely fabulous!
Sounds like a very productive weekend on the art front, too.
Secretly looking forward to pictures  I don't think people realize that drunk girls are themselves a fetish object. | |
| 2 Apr 06, 2:38 PM Dallas UK, 8 yrs |
Oh my... That sounds like one heck of a weekend. Dallas | |
| 2 Apr 06, 3:57 PM TheCatalyst UK, 5 yrs |
Do we send the photos to Bird's Custard Advertisements? Might do wonder for their sales!!! Imagine the caption 'What can happen when the sour meets the sweet'
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| 2 Apr 06, 4:42 PM Rhoobarb UK(FK), 11 yrs |
It wasn't Bird's Custard though it might have been a couple of 'birds' in custard.
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| 2 Apr 06, 5:15 PM rosybutt UK(EH), 7 yrs |
LOL, was a sight to behold...... and yep, thanks to the host and hostesses for a fun evening and morning....
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| 3 Apr 06, 7:35 AM larra_uk 7 yrs |
I used to chat with someone who was really into sploshing, always sounded like fun to me and that was confirmed with your weblog. Glad you had a good time. larra xx |
