Posted by mazzie_RB on Fri 17 Feb 06, 10:39 PM to mazzie_RB's blog.
Have u been on the... Shit i forgot my wallet, but have to keep feeling my nuts date?
Asks u out, gets to the pub where he says..."Shit, i forgot my wallet/money/cash card/ etc etc. He then keeps feeling his nuts in full view of the pub....
Why do men do that!!?? Anyone know??
You notice he doesn't actually check in his pockets for maybe his ....wallet! HEHE!
So u end up buying him drinks all night, he norammly drink pints, but tonight he's decided on the double JD and coke... of course!!
At the end of the evening, as ur dying of boredom and are sure his "nuts" must be sore by now! He insults you more by trying a quick grope in the cab home.... that, by the way, You have to pay for!! 
| 17 Feb 06, 10:42 PM dean2001 7 yrs |
Do girls not like that, then? | |||
| 17 Feb 06, 10:44 PM mazzie_RB UK, 7 yrs |
Well, not always, but i suppose its better than the...I've got such bad breath you'll have to sit on the other side of the pub date hehe hey, do you know why men are always checking their nuts?? Don't judge others, lest you be judged!! | |||
| 17 Feb 06, 10:47 PM dean2001 7 yrs |
Yeah, it's cos we ran out of crisps earlier in the evening and we worry about having a handy snack for the journey home. | |||
| 17 Feb 06, 10:50 PM mazzie_RB UK, 7 yrs |
My god babe, can get your head down that far?? Or is it that long?? I didn't know men had edible nuts.... mind you, thats just aswell!!
Don't judge others, lest you be judged!! | |||
| 17 Feb 06, 10:57 PM dean2001 7 yrs |
C'mon...i'm sure you've had the occasional mouthful
Edited 17 Feb 06, 11:00 PM by dean2001 | |||
| 17 Feb 06, 11:03 PM mazzie_RB UK, 7 yrs |
A Lady never tells!! And what do u mean mouthful?? That would be plain greedy!! Can't that be dangerous when u've still got all your teeth!!
Don't judge others, lest you be judged!! | |||
| 18 Feb 06, 10:34 AM BarbieSlutLoki UK(E), 6 yrs  |
C'mon if you had nuts, wouldn't you play with your own all day
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| 18 Feb 06, 12:56 PM godiva UK(BA), 8 yrs |
My tip: Never carry more than 50p in your purse, what is more this should be in an assortment of 5p pieces and coppers. Alas, you would have to take a cab back to his place where he could collect his wallet, pay the fare, drive you back, and buy you a cocktail. He DID invite YOU out after all ... godiva{P} Edited 18 Feb 06, 1:10 PM by godiva | |||
| 18 Feb 06, 1:43 PM mazzie_RB UK, 7 yrs |
LOL good thinking!! I'll remember that next time. Thanks!! xx
Don't judge others, lest you be judged!! |
