Posted by melody_A
on Thu 2 Feb 06, 10:52 AM to melody_A's blog.
Once upon a time a lovely perverted Princess lived in a fairytale castle on top of a hill in deepest Sussex. She occasionally wrote on a website and subsequently made a few friends. She realised that other perverted people existed and she wasn't lonely anymore.
Secret Santa was going to visit the perverted Princesses of this wonderful and perverted website, and Princess Melodious was beside herself with excitement. During Christmas she logged on everyday to see what everyone got, eagerly rushing to meet the Royal postman to see if Secret Santa had visited her.
Christmas came and went – Secret Santa hadn't made it to Melodious Mansions. Princess Melodious was sad. 
After Christmas Princess Melodious wrote to one of Santa's little helpers and she found out that, although Santa had forgotten to visit, he'd left a gift to be forwarded on.
Princess Melodious was excited again. She waited and waited weeks, but sadly no gift arrived.
She contacted Santa's little helper again; it would be sent promptly the next day, she was assured.
You know the ending..... Princess Melodious never did get her Secret Santa.
Princess Melodious just wanted to thank her Secret Santa anyway. She was mortified at the thought that they thought that she wouldn't say thank you, as she was brought up with very good manners
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This story is fictional.... any similarities to any persons living or dead are purely coincidental 
| 2 Feb 06, 10:58 AM Koneko UK(L), 6 yrs  |
That's really sad... poor princess! | ||
| 2 Feb 06, 10:59 AM TwinkleXx UK, 8 yrs |
aww xxxx Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. | ||
| 2 Feb 06, 2:10 PM Bigkev UK, 7 yrs |
Poor Santa. If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. - Eddie Izzard. | ||
| 2 Feb 06, 2:22 PM Bbdspls UK, 7 yrs |
no.....it isn't.....was sent recorded delivery.....I'm onto it right now & I'm very, very, sorry.
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person. | ||
| 2 Feb 06, 3:09 PM melody_A UK, 8 yrs |
"I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess" | ||
| 2 Feb 06, 5:35 PM Bbdspls UK, 7 yrs |
Jolly absolutely. You joined in in good faith & it will be sorted. You have the personal guarantee of pls.
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person. |
