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| Puddin_Von_Puss |
on Sun 18 Dec 05, 6:58 PM to Puddin_Von_Puss's blog.
A break in the space-time continuum occurred on July 9th, 1986. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy into Mr. T while he was pitying some fool. Mr. T and Chuck Norris had words (better known as jibba jabba). Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the exact moment Mr. T punched him in the chest. The result was an alternate universe where Mr. T roundhouse kicks people and Chuck Norris pities fools.
| 18 Dec 05, 7:02 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. Loved up, gurning, toe tapping, rasberry blowing, 30gig, wriggling kinkster. | |
| 18 Dec 05, 7:05 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland. Loved up, gurning, toe tapping, rasberry blowing, 30gig, wriggling kinkster. | |
| 18 Dec 05, 7:07 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. Loved up, gurning, toe tapping, rasberry blowing, 30gig, wriggling kinkster. | |
| 18 Dec 05, 7:10 PM pat2006 UK, 6 yrs |
like hannibal i like it when a plan comes together. which happened october 15th 1986. however nothing in the world has been the same since van damme did the splits, earth mothers everywhere went oooh. | |
| 18 Dec 05, 7:11 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Loved up, gurning, toe tapping, rasberry blowing, 30gig, wriggling kinkster. | |
| 18 Dec 05, 7:20 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed. Loved up, gurning, toe tapping, rasberry blowing, 30gig, wriggling kinkster. | |
| 18 Dec 05, 7:27 PM The_Wriggler 8 yrs |
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Why keep still when you can Wriggle.... | |
| 18 Dec 05, 8:00 PM MykelO UK(FY), 9 yrs |
I feel ill educated, fact less, void of knowledge, just an empty skull when faced with this torrent of CN facts. I shall have to address this black hole of ignorance forwith, though it does appear that wiggling seems to be a factor in assimilating the best morsels of CNalia. I shall apply myself with vigour and apply for the MrT evening class at the local WI!
Michael (Chuckling seeing you two so happy. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up and loudly proclaiming, Wow, what a ride! | |
| 18 Dec 05, 8:15 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
Wriggling is vital. Having spent many nights with me yourself, Sidney, you will know how my nocturnal wriggling has touched us both, thus the signatures. Love ya and need to see you soon x
Loved up, gurning, toe tapping, rasberry blowing, 30gig, wriggling kinkster. Edited 18 Dec 05, 8:32 PM by Puddin_Von_Puss | |
| 18 Dec 05, 8:42 PM dean2001 7 yrs |
You'll never get Chuck Norris in no air'plane, fool. |
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