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on Wed 9 Nov 05, 5:00 AM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
1 Test the mettle by assigning cleaning of bathroom and lavatory immediately to your devoted and loving slave.
2 Remain calm when they start distributing peculiar ornaments around the place.
3 Bear in mind you can't send 'em home anymore when they've pushed you into a psychopathic rage - assign a lockable substitute area - a boxroom, or even better, a cage. Place key between the pages of your copy of 'The Loving Dominant' and make a nice cup of tea.
4 However comfy you get, hit them once-a-week regardless of how good they've been to keep your hand in. Explain why this is necessary.
5 Aggressively assert your rights to the TV remote and the broadband connection.
6 Don't get involved in trade-offs. Minor compromise may be required in some areas, but put your heel down when faced with the 'I-licked-the-hall-carpet-clean-now-I-deserve-X' situation.
7 Keep a death-grip on the purse strings - the chap from the Electricity Board will not be impressed by the explanation that you haven't paid because you had a rush of affectionate indulgence and spent £220 on a kangaroo hide stock whip made by an Australian craftsman.
8 Make it clear to the resident Cat that Your orders and needs take precedence - the biddable newcomer is not a Cat service agent.
9 Display tact when explaining that although You appreciate the spontaneous Gorean feast of bosk steaks decorated with talendar flowers, the kids would really be happier with fish fingers and chips.
10 Never forget dominance is an, often hard-won, expression of Your true psychological make-up and other folks' rules do not apply. So nur, poo an' git it up yis to all critics of the Cru Way.
Greetings to Shadowrose, Cagoulian Superdom, the delectable Mistress Vanda, IdiotProof, ash, my literary champion Sunbeam (one day I will find out, y'wee tease ...), ellana & D, and all those I've so severely neglected - bin busy (ibid, fnar, fnar).
Edited Wed 9 Nov 05, 5:08 AM by CruelLadyScorpio
| 9 Nov 05, 7:15 AM OpheliaUK 10 yrs |
He gave a big fat clue on a weblog a few months back ... I found him! Heehee | |
| 9 Nov 05, 7:37 AM Grimly UK(IV), 10 yrs |
Nice to see you about, hope you have been having fun since I last saw you eagles may soar!.....but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines | |
| 9 Nov 05, 9:44 AM goodghirl UK, 8 yrs |
Yay my fave blogger
I didn't hear you complain when I was on my knee's | |
| 9 Nov 05, 10:02 AM MrHoppy UK(G), 7 yrs |
It's been too long. Nice to see you back  I am usually wrong. Ironically this is the one thing I am usually right about. | |
| 9 Nov 05, 2:13 PM The_Lady 8 yrs |
great to see u back.....do u give tutorials by the way xx rosey | |
| 9 Nov 05, 4:28 PM amarya UK(EH), 8 yrs |
You missed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pouts and hides all the guinness :P amaryaxxxx | |
| 9 Nov 05, 6:28 PM bridget_jones UK(EH), 8 yrs |
ooooh hello Always good to read your blogs! brij xxx I'm a brat? So sue me | |
| 10 Nov 05, 11:01 PM DrTaps AQ, 9 yrs |
Lovely blog as always CLS. Great to see you back again. I promise to come over and pick up the skirt soon..... Hug the filly for me pls nickh |
